Abby Somebody
@rememberingmachine.bsky.social
And we were fast asleep
Pinned
I’m telling you: ridicule works. These guys are supposed to intimidate the citizenry and it’s very hard to do that when a guy in a frog suit is just staring you down and daring you to do something that makes it look like you’re afraid of a cartoon
Portland never stops being Portland.
Thinking about the @lindsayellis.bsky.social video where she noted how white nationalists co-opted American history X and all these other “strong” critiques but can’t handle “Springtime for Hitler” because of how ridiculous it makes them look
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I cannot believe how credulously - and prolifically - this stupid TPUSA halftime show has been covered.
Every media member should work in pro wrestling for two years
Every media member should work in pro wrestling for two years
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I cannot believe how credulously - and prolifically - this stupid TPUSA halftime show has been covered.
Every media member should work in pro wrestling for two years
Every media member should work in pro wrestling for two years
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oh my god this is even lower than the funniest low number I was imagining
Yikes: the alternative TPUSA “All-American” Halftime Show had fewer than 14,000 views.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
oh my god this is even lower than the funniest low number I was imagining
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I love that the NFL has embraced, "Pissing off Republicans" as a strategy for booking Superbowl halftime shows
February 9, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I love that the NFL has embraced, "Pissing off Republicans" as a strategy for booking Superbowl halftime shows
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thinking again about the Seahawks’ points consisting of one TD pass to a tight end, a pick-six, and five field goals. my kind of football
February 9, 2026 at 5:27 AM
thinking again about the Seahawks’ points consisting of one TD pass to a tight end, a pick-six, and five field goals. my kind of football
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I still think his obsession with Fortunate Son is hilarious www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...
'Fortunate Son,' a song about draft dodging, was played at Trump's military parade
The president previously received a cease-and-desist notice from songwriter John Fogerty for using the song during his 2020 presidential campaign.
www.snopes.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I still think his obsession with Fortunate Son is hilarious www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...
Their favorite song is “Fortunate Son” and they don’t realize that song SPECIFICALLY is about people like Trump! Their favorite art hates them and they don’t get it!
I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Their favorite song is “Fortunate Son” and they don’t realize that song SPECIFICALLY is about people like Trump! Their favorite art hates them and they don’t get it!
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Unidos somos América.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Unidos somos América.
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Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
Conservative organization Turning Point USA will air an alternative Super Bowl that will give victory to the New England Patriots.
thehardtimes.net
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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Bad Bunny: I know artists who use subtext and they're all cowards
Fox News: we suspect there might have been a political message in there
Fox News: we suspect there might have been a political message in there
February 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Bad Bunny: I know artists who use subtext and they're all cowards
Fox News: we suspect there might have been a political message in there
Fox News: we suspect there might have been a political message in there
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Establish it. All of it
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Establish it. All of it
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The NFL going "you know man I'm not sure everyone is a deep, profound cultural conservative again, maybe we should just take a beat for a minute and let it play out" is unfortunately why they are the best at this stuff
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
The NFL going "you know man I'm not sure everyone is a deep, profound cultural conservative again, maybe we should just take a beat for a minute and let it play out" is unfortunately why they are the best at this stuff
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
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Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
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“fuck you look how awesome we are”
this show rules, I haven’t ever listened to Bad Bunny before but I am a big fan now
this show rules, I haven’t ever listened to Bad Bunny before but I am a big fan now
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
“fuck you look how awesome we are”
this show rules, I haven’t ever listened to Bad Bunny before but I am a big fan now
this show rules, I haven’t ever listened to Bad Bunny before but I am a big fan now
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why is it normal that the president whine about random citizens being losers. how does this not just embarrass everyone. completely child-like behavior
February 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
why is it normal that the president whine about random citizens being losers. how does this not just embarrass everyone. completely child-like behavior
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This really is some sickos shit
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
This really is some sickos shit
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going great already lmfaoo
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
going great already lmfaoo
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Average Super Bowl commercial
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Average Super Bowl commercial
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So Copilot is just for people who don’t know how to use Excel?
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
So Copilot is just for people who don’t know how to use Excel?
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Dickson is at worst a top-three option for MVP right now. Media in the press box have gotten very Punter Woke the past few years, too. I'm watching this space closely
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Dickson is at worst a top-three option for MVP right now. Media in the press box have gotten very Punter Woke the past few years, too. I'm watching this space closely
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in the final game of his college career, Texas punter Michael Dickson punted so much and so effectively that he was named MVP of the bowl game they were playing in
and tonight it is going to happen again
and tonight it is going to happen again
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
in the final game of his college career, Texas punter Michael Dickson punted so much and so effectively that he was named MVP of the bowl game they were playing in
and tonight it is going to happen again
and tonight it is going to happen again
The superbowl may be boring but the feed is not site has the juice
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
The superbowl may be boring but the feed is not site has the juice
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BEAR HUG
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
BEAR HUG