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@reedeliot.bsky.social
queer as fuck.
abolitionist.
decriminalize gender now!
everyone deserves everything they need to survive, even if they suck.
minneapolis & chicago based freak shooting photos, cooking, and joyfully rebelling against fascism every day
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abolitionist.
decriminalize gender now!
everyone deserves everything they need to survive, even if they suck.
minneapolis & chicago based freak shooting photos, cooking, and joyfully rebelling against fascism every day
DM me for alt ;)
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@reedeliot.bsky.social
· Jul 10
![Poem screenshot:
Knock knock it's the government
REED ELIOT, DEGENERATE
You applied for a passport
You fucking idiot
Upon reviewing your documents
we are pretty sure you have a pussy
Check ONE (1) to confirm genital status:
YES
NO
REED, did you know REED is a Boy Name?
We know. It is our job now. That is what
the government does: We Know Which Names
Are For Boys.
Upon reviewing your documents, REED
you appear to be
[you know]
kind of fruity with it
Check ONE (1) to confirm FRUIT LEVEL:
YES
NO
YES ALSO - using different brackets
Upon reviewing your documents, We know
what you're trying to pull. You cannot fool us. We
are the Important Documents Review Team. We reviewed your documents. Your
SITUATION is CONFUSING to US. WE do not LIKE it.
We want to know - crossed out
We demand to know - crossed out
Please attest - crossed out
YOU ARE REQUIRED TO ATTEST:
ARE YOU
[you know]
ONE (1) OF THOSE TRANSEXUALS
EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT
YES
NO
OTHER, crossed out
We are onto you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rtoz625fqj523zfjjdx3xuyj/bafkreic7beh2bi5cxwwfhwuysrwp26nmvku46u5ybnllrddhkrjfetfu5e@jpeg)
I have been doing some daily poetry writing with some internet pals this month and I guess I'm subjecting you all to some of it right now.
A Test
A Test
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This spring, MN Republicans sought to exempt athletics entirely from the Minnesota Human Rights Act - trying to end run around legally required trans inclusive policies.
Around the same time, IA Republicans removed gender identity from civil right protections *entirely*.
That's no coincidence.
Around the same time, IA Republicans removed gender identity from civil right protections *entirely*.
That's no coincidence.
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This spring, MN Republicans sought to exempt athletics entirely from the Minnesota Human Rights Act - trying to end run around legally required trans inclusive policies.
Around the same time, IA Republicans removed gender identity from civil right protections *entirely*.
That's no coincidence.
Around the same time, IA Republicans removed gender identity from civil right protections *entirely*.
That's no coincidence.
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Religious institutions are afforded broad exemptions to non-discrimination protections in MN and the US at large on 1A grounds. That is well established, and only further solidifying.
A disappointing decision for LGBTQ+ folks who work at these institutions - but not a surprising one.
🧵
A disappointing decision for LGBTQ+ folks who work at these institutions - but not a surprising one.
🧵
In a precedential opinion, the Minnesota Court of Appeals affirms the dismissal of a transgender woman's discrimination case against a Catholic school, ruling the 1st Amendment protects the school because declining to employ trans people "affects the faith and mission of the church itself." #MACW
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Religious institutions are afforded broad exemptions to non-discrimination protections in MN and the US at large on 1A grounds. That is well established, and only further solidifying.
A disappointing decision for LGBTQ+ folks who work at these institutions - but not a surprising one.
🧵
A disappointing decision for LGBTQ+ folks who work at these institutions - but not a surprising one.
🧵
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just put the finishing touches on my novel! Inspired by William Gibson, it's the story of a dystopian society where corporations trade cured pork through a vast, interconnected digital web — the titular HAM NET. And now I think I'll reward myself with a trip to the movies
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
just put the finishing touches on my novel! Inspired by William Gibson, it's the story of a dystopian society where corporations trade cured pork through a vast, interconnected digital web — the titular HAM NET. And now I think I'll reward myself with a trip to the movies
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they’re transparently teeing up “it’s against my religious beliefs to treat trans people respectfully” with an aim of causing these outrage incidents designed to force trans people from the work sphere, and I’m gonna need my cis “allies” to realize this and get ready to be on the attack
I’m frustrated because that goal seems to be flying under the radar so far
but also because this essay was clearly written to be digestible for the base they’re trying to rile up, and it’s depressing that that base’s limit for comprehension is “argument-shaped stream of consciousness”
but also because this essay was clearly written to be digestible for the base they’re trying to rile up, and it’s depressing that that base’s limit for comprehension is “argument-shaped stream of consciousness”
almost certainly planned by the student to try and create a transphobic campaign, and it’s working
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
they’re transparently teeing up “it’s against my religious beliefs to treat trans people respectfully” with an aim of causing these outrage incidents designed to force trans people from the work sphere, and I’m gonna need my cis “allies” to realize this and get ready to be on the attack
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tbh you probably COULD religiously persecute me. it’d take me long as hell to say anything. not bc i’m ok with being persecuted. but bc last time i thought i was being persecuted it turned out the bus driver just didnt see me running. i am often wrong. i guess not everyone thinks they’re often wrong
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
tbh you probably COULD religiously persecute me. it’d take me long as hell to say anything. not bc i’m ok with being persecuted. but bc last time i thought i was being persecuted it turned out the bus driver just didnt see me running. i am often wrong. i guess not everyone thinks they’re often wrong
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because let me tell you i have gotten some F’s and i’ve lost some swim meets and you better believe id rather drink nail polish remover than make the details available to the news media and the legal discovery process
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
because let me tell you i have gotten some F’s and i’ve lost some swim meets and you better believe id rather drink nail polish remover than make the details available to the news media and the legal discovery process
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Today is the 70th anniversary of Rosa Parks' arrest. Six myths: 1) She wasn't old or tired. 42 years old that day, she had a "life history of being rebellious" & had spent two decades helping to turn the Montgomery NAACP into a more activist branch alongside ED Nixon and Johnnie Carr.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Today is the 70th anniversary of Rosa Parks' arrest. Six myths: 1) She wasn't old or tired. 42 years old that day, she had a "life history of being rebellious" & had spent two decades helping to turn the Montgomery NAACP into a more activist branch alongside ED Nixon and Johnnie Carr.
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
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It’s lowkey like what the helly is going on
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
It’s lowkey like what the helly is going on
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buzzfeed manager in 2009 who's played too much magic recently:
yea your new listicle better do numbers. it better hit like,
yea your new listicle better do numbers. it better hit like,
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
buzzfeed manager in 2009 who's played too much magic recently:
yea your new listicle better do numbers. it better hit like,
yea your new listicle better do numbers. it better hit like,
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"Assault of a Federal officer" does not equal "striking an officer's vehicle." www.twincities.com/2025/11/26/i...
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"Assault of a Federal officer" does not equal "striking an officer's vehicle." www.twincities.com/2025/11/26/i...
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i really have not wanted to make a patreon because i feel weird about it all and don't want to use it to like offer anything exclusive there but @wedge.live says i can just make it and forget it so
www.patreon.com/cw/TaylorDah...
www.patreon.com/cw/TaylorDah...
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i really have not wanted to make a patreon because i feel weird about it all and don't want to use it to like offer anything exclusive there but @wedge.live says i can just make it and forget it so
www.patreon.com/cw/TaylorDah...
www.patreon.com/cw/TaylorDah...
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It's cold out here. Can you help Sanctuary Supply Depot keep our neighbors warm? Hit the Venmo at this link and drop a 🌴 in the comment with it.
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Mutual aid group in Mpls getting basic necessities to our houseless neighbors
linktr.ee
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It's cold out here. Can you help Sanctuary Supply Depot keep our neighbors warm? Hit the Venmo at this link and drop a 🌴 in the comment with it.
linktr.ee/sanctuarysup...
linktr.ee/sanctuarysup...
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sam nordquist’s name written on the bench on the floating dock in loring park
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
sam nordquist’s name written on the bench on the floating dock in loring park
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God should invent a type of octopus that chills on land with me and we smoke a blunt
March 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
God should invent a type of octopus that chills on land with me and we smoke a blunt
Excellent reporting by Taylor on Cyndy Martin, whose homicide court date is today.
Multiple people have been functionally harassed out of the party just for talking about the charges against Martin. I appreciate the fuck out of Taylor collecting this timeline and reporting on it.
Multiple people have been functionally harassed out of the party just for talking about the charges against Martin. I appreciate the fuck out of Taylor collecting this timeline and reporting on it.
the DFL has a problem with cyndy martin holding multiple leadership roles - like CD8 chair, and CBRC and code of conduct - while facing criminal vehicular homicide charge. she doesn't appear contrite. she appears defiant. she has evaded responsibility from the start
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The DFL's Cyndy Martin Problem
On July 3, 2024, MN DFL CD8 chair Cyndy Martin hit and killed 19 year old Carter Haithcock, the father of a young son, as he walked along the road with her vehicle on the Iron Range near Nashwauk on h...
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November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Excellent reporting by Taylor on Cyndy Martin, whose homicide court date is today.
Multiple people have been functionally harassed out of the party just for talking about the charges against Martin. I appreciate the fuck out of Taylor collecting this timeline and reporting on it.
Multiple people have been functionally harassed out of the party just for talking about the charges against Martin. I appreciate the fuck out of Taylor collecting this timeline and reporting on it.
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just like in Florida when a sudden snowstorm freezes the Limes
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
just like in Florida when a sudden snowstorm freezes the Limes
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You: feds are kidnapping people in St. Paul
Strib: Get a load of these protestors acting out www.startribune.com/protesters-c...
Strib: Get a load of these protestors acting out www.startribune.com/protesters-c...
www.startribune.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
You: feds are kidnapping people in St. Paul
Strib: Get a load of these protestors acting out www.startribune.com/protesters-c...
Strib: Get a load of these protestors acting out www.startribune.com/protesters-c...
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An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
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Worth noting that these are by and large in black and brown communities. That's a whole lot in Cedar-Riverside, Near North, and North, as well as along Franklin and Lake. Nothing south of Lake is really telling.
I just went on a bike ride verifying and entering locations of MPD and Hennepin County Sheriff ALPR cameras so DeFlock should be pretty accurate for Minneapolis now deflock.me/map#map=13/4...
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Worth noting that these are by and large in black and brown communities. That's a whole lot in Cedar-Riverside, Near North, and North, as well as along Franklin and Lake. Nothing south of Lake is really telling.
Fuck Carol Becker. Fuck Becka Thompson.
What a fucking embarrassment.
What a fucking embarrassment.
On the same weekend that Carol Becker was concern trolling on the lack of diversity in local politics, she was using one of her several reddit accounts to defend a claim (made by Becka Thompson) that white candidates are disadvantaged because council members of color win based on their race.
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Fuck Carol Becker. Fuck Becka Thompson.
What a fucking embarrassment.
What a fucking embarrassment.
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November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Scarleteen does incredible, necessary work on a shoestring budget. They’re raising money for a fund to help their brilliant volunteers pay for healthcare. Please help them out by kicking in what you can. They’re an unparalleled resource for teens and young people figuring out sex and relationships.
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You don’t always have to “pick a side” in international conflicts. Sometimes (most times, really) there isn’t really a clear “good guy” and “bad guy”.
It’s okay to sit with that discomfort instead of picking a winner like it’s a sports game.
It’s okay to sit with that discomfort instead of picking a winner like it’s a sports game.
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
You don’t always have to “pick a side” in international conflicts. Sometimes (most times, really) there isn’t really a clear “good guy” and “bad guy”.
It’s okay to sit with that discomfort instead of picking a winner like it’s a sports game.
It’s okay to sit with that discomfort instead of picking a winner like it’s a sports game.