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Katie Barry Ishibashi, but for Scorpio season
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Proud @nytguildtech member, Broadway Goblincore Banjo Folk Punk fan, according to Spotify. Trying to be a good ancestor. katieishibashi.nyc she/her
During a few snow storms during my high school years in northern New York, I tried extremely hard to stay on the phone with various teenage boys but their parents kept making them go outside and shovel.
Also from Southern California, and the first time I had to shovel my driveway I was ready to sell my house and never return to the Northeast ever again
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Truth!
I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
the annual snowfall required for me to take your city seriously is like 11” minimum. nobody is using 300 days of sun to serve the lord
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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"I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better than to have us feel awful about who we are."
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Spaceballs would NOT exist if this movie hadn't been made" - My husband trying to get the kids excited to watch A New Hope
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Famously, in tabloid journalism, three is a trend and I can now definitively declare that MAGA can’t cook. And these are the “foods” they are proud of and want to show off! No wonder they want to rid the country of immigrants and their dangerous seasonings.
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My relationship with poetry goes as follows: Person writes a poem. I'm like meh. Person reads a poem out loud, I am prostrated for days.
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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This is in the running for my favorite lecture slide ever
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Personally I these white men just need to assimilate to the real Indigenous values of America, responsible stewardship of land & use of resources, cooperative community governance, hospitality, honor of spirit, instead of refusing to relinquish their barbaric European culture, we'd be better off.
Trump is doing 95% of the shit the Declaration of Independence was written about so Miller was kind of spot on about importing the horrors of… England.
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Stephen Miller’s ancestors were Jewish refugees from the pogroms in czarist Russia. They came to the U.S. in the early twentieth century, even as racists said this same stuff about them.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Please support your local striking Starbucks! Snacks and handwarmers are very welcome on the picket line.
No contract? No coffee! ✊☕ Our members are out supporting Starbucks Workers United in their strike as they fight for a fair contract.
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is true. And finding a little niche in the game is THE BEST
I used to think I didn’t like board games or a lot of games really, then I found out that I just don’t like having to learn how to play a game from people who are bad at explaining it. And because some don’t know, you can play a game very well AND be bad at explaining how to play the game.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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If I'm spending $100k on a personal vehicle, it better guarantee favorable treatment from the Supreme Court for years to come.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Ok I really gotta stop doomscrolling if this is what I'm gonna see
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
We're at a playground.
KID: Dad, what was that thing you could listen to music in? Like I'm the 1800s?
DAD: iPods?
KID: Yeah!
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Why are Thanksgiving hats suddenly a thing
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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No contract, no coffee.

We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Also children's art projects.
Catholicism in media: Opus Dei secret agents
Catholicism in real life: popcorn reading the letters of Paul on a creaky bench
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I did not know there were pie crust haters. I would cheerfully eat a pie that is 2/3 crust
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Also it's a good time to remind everyone that my husband started a religion called PIEty. It's about pie. To join, you should loosely believe in sharing pie.
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I don't want to brag but I told my kids it was cancelled due to COVID.
CHOTINER: so it’s your assertion that YouTube kids doesn’t work after dark?

ME: that’s correct

CHOTINER: interesting
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Fuck DOGE and fuck Elon Musk.
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
HWAT?! Also action shot from my child's Strong Bad costume from this past Halloween
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Use this tool to find a striking @sbworkersunited.org Starbucks near you! sbworkersunited.org/map/ . I remember from my time on the picket line that it really helped when people stopped by with cookies, signs, and words of encouragement.
Map - Starbucks Workers United
SBWU Union Stores
sbworkersunited.org
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Too late for a nose piercing?
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM