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Rap Bastardz®

@rapbastardz.bsky.social

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2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order. Location: Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · Jul 17

I thought creating an Only Fans account starring close-up shots of Donald Trump's neck vagina would be a fun-tastic way to make a little performance art in the sex work game, but alas, it was flagged and rejected.

Close up shot of Donald Trump's neck vagina, created by a combination of the tightness of his shirt collar combined with his saggy old neck skin.

Another close up shot of Donald Trump's neck vagina, created by a combination of the tightness of his shirt collar combined with his saggy old neck skin.

Rejection message from OnlyFans explaining that they've taken down my photos of Donald's neck vagina.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 3h

Not a single Republican would honestly feel comfortable with Trump driving their car or babysitting their child.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 3h

"I've made life a lot better for a lot of people."

* Putin
* Billionaires
* Racists & Bigots
* J6 Insurrectionists

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 3h

Soon only reporters living in Steve Bannon's colon will be able to ask der Führer any questions.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 3h

Search "caught pointing laser" on YouTube. It's SO EASY to be caught and a stupid thing to do regardless.

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John R. @tribe.bsky.social · 12h

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 3h

No, your honor. I am NOT a member of Antifa. I'm a member of Amphifa.

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Alt Acadia National Park @altacadia.bsky.social · 1d

We 💯 support Amphifa! Give me ribbety, or give me death. 🐸

A poster for "Amphifa: amphibians against fascism" showing a black and green flag with a green frog

Three protestors dressed in inflatable frog costumes holding a sign that says "Portland frog brigade"

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 3h

Everyone waiting for their snacks. Some snacks are still alive.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 3h

Possibilities of tyranny like this are exactly why MAGA Chuds bring their AR-15s to restaurants!

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 5h

Whatcha got goin’ on in the kitchen for soup Sunday??

Smoked turkey leg from Greenberg turkeys in Texas, in a stock pot aalong with a diced onion.

Chopped celery, carrots, bok choy and Mexican squash.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 5h

Rules. lol

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 5h

Because the concept of legal no longer exist for the President of United States. He has Congress and SCOTUS in his pocket. Nothing will ever happen to him. Ever.

Wild times.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 7h

Your post inspired me to see if someone made something like this, and of course they do. Now considering it.

www.8bitdo.com/retro-mechan...

8BitDo Retro Mechanical Keyboard - C64 Edition | 8BitDo

Meet the new C64 Edition from the 8BitDo Keyboard line. Packed with programmable keys and an intuitive control panel.. Compatible with Windows and Android.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

My dad lived in Memphis when that monstrosity was built.

I still can’t get over the fact that is now just a bass pro shop.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

It’s. On. Camera.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 11h

Ask him to very clearly define what fixing means.

If by fixing, he means lower taxes on billionaires and reduce healthcare coverage to Americans overall, yes, Republicans are doing a bang up job!

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 21h

This is insane. I absolutely loved Uncut Gems. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched that amazing movie, and I own it so I can continue to watch it.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

Just a wanna be.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

* And don’t take the bait. Laughter, fun and mocking have proven to be far more powerful than anger and aggression.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

Perhaps we could even refer to them as the fourth estate of our government?

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

The hellscape is the militarized occupation thrust upon the city illegally by the federal government.

That’s the ONLY hellscape in this story.

There’s no bothsidesing this one.

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1d

Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

This crusty old turd has co-opted the styles of Kid n’ Play, a 1930’s glamor actress mixed with 9th grade weed dealer, Father Guido Sarducci, the most laughable iteration of Elvis and a day-shift road house honky-tonk keyboard player and wants to comment on style.

Kid Schlock and his variety of borrowed looks.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

“54 year old Michigan man shares his thoughts on the world of young collegiate women’s fashion and style.”

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

www.nobelprize.org/prizes/peace...

Nobel Peace Prize 2009

The Nobel Peace Prize 2009 was awarded to Barack H. Obama "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples"

www.nobelprize.org

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