Rap Bastardz®
@rapbastardz.bsky.social
2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order.
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Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia
Location:
Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia
Meanwhile, these ladies…
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Meanwhile, these ladies…
At this point, the Pulp Fiction $5 milkshake comes from the point of view of, “I’ve got to taste a milkshake that cheap, because at that price it’s gotta be just absolute shit — so let me have a sip, please.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
At this point, the Pulp Fiction $5 milkshake comes from the point of view of, “I’ve got to taste a milkshake that cheap, because at that price it’s gotta be just absolute shit — so let me have a sip, please.”
Remember: because Joe Biden is 1,302 days older than Trump, he was way too old to be president.
And at 18 years younger, Kamala Harris was too vagina to be president.
So instead we get this:
And at 18 years younger, Kamala Harris was too vagina to be president.
So instead we get this:
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Remember: because Joe Biden is 1,302 days older than Trump, he was way too old to be president.
And at 18 years younger, Kamala Harris was too vagina to be president.
So instead we get this:
And at 18 years younger, Kamala Harris was too vagina to be president.
So instead we get this:
Trump so turned on by Mamdani, he sports a DOUBLE neck vagina!!
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Trump so turned on by Mamdani, he sports a DOUBLE neck vagina!!
I can no longer look at a banana without thinking about this and laughing out loud.
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I can no longer look at a banana without thinking about this and laughing out loud.
My favorite is this one.
The idea that Trump actually works with some sort of “plan” aside from lining his pockets or fueling his ego is hysterically funny.
But no, these guys want to pretend there’s some sort of five-dimensional-chess going on that we as mere mortals could never understand.
The idea that Trump actually works with some sort of “plan” aside from lining his pockets or fueling his ego is hysterically funny.
But no, these guys want to pretend there’s some sort of five-dimensional-chess going on that we as mere mortals could never understand.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My favorite is this one.
The idea that Trump actually works with some sort of “plan” aside from lining his pockets or fueling his ego is hysterically funny.
But no, these guys want to pretend there’s some sort of five-dimensional-chess going on that we as mere mortals could never understand.
The idea that Trump actually works with some sort of “plan” aside from lining his pockets or fueling his ego is hysterically funny.
But no, these guys want to pretend there’s some sort of five-dimensional-chess going on that we as mere mortals could never understand.
While fairly well documented, I got that story straight from Atari employee #3, Al Alcorn — at his home for an HBO series I produced.
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
While fairly well documented, I got that story straight from Atari employee #3, Al Alcorn — at his home for an HBO series I produced.
Everything happening all at once!
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Everything happening all at once!
The best part about Mamdani’s White House visit is that MAGA chuds were CONVINCED the meeting was a 5-D chess trap for Noem and her goons to nab and deport New York’s new mayor.
Instead Zohran Jedi mind tricked ol’ Biscuit Ankles into an FDR praising pro-democratic socialism photo op.
Instead Zohran Jedi mind tricked ol’ Biscuit Ankles into an FDR praising pro-democratic socialism photo op.
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The best part about Mamdani’s White House visit is that MAGA chuds were CONVINCED the meeting was a 5-D chess trap for Noem and her goons to nab and deport New York’s new mayor.
Instead Zohran Jedi mind tricked ol’ Biscuit Ankles into an FDR praising pro-democratic socialism photo op.
Instead Zohran Jedi mind tricked ol’ Biscuit Ankles into an FDR praising pro-democratic socialism photo op.
Early Ai typewriter
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Early Ai typewriter
"Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth's military wants YOU! Join today!"
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth's military wants YOU! Join today!"
These interviews exist.
Meanwhile there’s just such a fire hose of disinformation, it’s hard to keep up.
Meanwhile there’s just such a fire hose of disinformation, it’s hard to keep up.
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
These interviews exist.
Meanwhile there’s just such a fire hose of disinformation, it’s hard to keep up.
Meanwhile there’s just such a fire hose of disinformation, it’s hard to keep up.
Jules Winnfield: “Say ‘information’ one more time!”
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Jules Winnfield: “Say ‘information’ one more time!”
"Gas is so expensive in California."
"Yep it sure is."
"Yep it sure is."
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"Gas is so expensive in California."
"Yep it sure is."
"Yep it sure is."
Did you witness this? If so, what was it like for you?
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Did you witness this? If so, what was it like for you?
Jesus. This tartar sauce thing is so Homer Simpson.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Jesus. This tartar sauce thing is so Homer Simpson.
Alt text in this one explains the photo for the visually impaired & people who can’t squint as well as I can.
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Alt text in this one explains the photo for the visually impaired & people who can’t squint as well as I can.
Looks like our Speaker Mike Johnson has a board up to tell everybody about the dangers of the discharge petition.
Sounds like he didn’t get the memo that the entire thing is a hoax and therefore none of this should matter.
Sounds like he didn’t get the memo that the entire thing is a hoax and therefore none of this should matter.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Looks like our Speaker Mike Johnson has a board up to tell everybody about the dangers of the discharge petition.
Sounds like he didn’t get the memo that the entire thing is a hoax and therefore none of this should matter.
Sounds like he didn’t get the memo that the entire thing is a hoax and therefore none of this should matter.
Off-topic, Keith, but what are you rocking here? Is this an old 60s-70s Seamaster?
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Off-topic, Keith, but what are you rocking here? Is this an old 60s-70s Seamaster?
That’s enough internet for one day.
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
That’s enough internet for one day.
I’m still a fan of the “we all died during Covid and this is our collective nightmarish Hell” theory.
The two hypotheses can work together.
The two hypotheses can work together.
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I’m still a fan of the “we all died during Covid and this is our collective nightmarish Hell” theory.
The two hypotheses can work together.
The two hypotheses can work together.
Real talk. Why does Kash always look like a teen who was just pulled over and hopes the cop can’t smell the dank weed??
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Real talk. Why does Kash always look like a teen who was just pulled over and hopes the cop can’t smell the dank weed??