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𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂

@dkbohdi.bsky.social

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Freelance critic, open source intelligence analyst, juggler, photographer of the unseen and knower of...things...and stuff. 🅒🅓🅧🅒🅥(🅲🅲🆅🅸→🄸N🄸) Sec. Ldr. - 42nd Craft Services and Propaganda Unit, 37th Amphibious Assault Bde., ANTIFA Supreme CMD HQ

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𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 9m

Everybody realizes this douchebag wants to be president, right?

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 21m

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 22m

Just post a map of anywhere, nobody will notice.

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 36m

Damn. It's one thing if you have an ugly baby. Even if everyone knows it is an ugly baby (and it is) that is completely different from someone stopping to point and yelling "THAT IS ONE UGLY BABY!!!"

You're not wrong, but that is just hurtful.

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 1h

Responsibility.

The fault is with the people of the United States.

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 1h

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𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 1h

Must be great, no need to trash the ex, the internet is anxious to do it for you.

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 2h

Still need more prep before that gets implemented, but now is a good time to start building public opinion.

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 3h

Well, the consolidation is almost complete now. Cutting off the subsidies is a good way to get rid of the remaining small players.

Now the same people who run the media, build the tech and ship you crap you don't need will be in charge of the domestic food supply a little sooner than otherwise.

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 3h

I don't know JD, but I know the type.

He's the kid that would buy nickel bag from me under the bleachers and then pretend not to know me in the halls.

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𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 4h

Always a fan of the apple pipe.

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 4h

No he didn't.

He just said the turkey would be a better choice because the bald eagle lacked moral character as it stole from other birds and ate carrion.

Works for this prez.

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𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 4h

The salt comes from the tears of the women and children.

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 4h

Anthropomorgic?

Are you on drugs, little man?

Did you want to share?

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 4h

I put it on the cover of my fictional punk band's album.

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𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 4h

And the GOP/MAGA/conservatives take all the blame?

Couldn't work out better if you planned it that way.

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𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 4h

And there is no reason why you shouldn't be able to do that while other smile and nod as you ramble on...

It's not a criticism, just an observation. Just don't expect me to pretend like it matters.

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 4h

Careful what you say or Bessent will put you in a headlock and give you such a noogie.

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 4h

On the upside, the next crop of intel analysts aren't going to be very good because they never got to go up against competent opponents.

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 4h

Stop smiling like that.

You are going to put me in a good mood and I don't wanna.

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 4h

Every time they do a blind taste test, it turns out even experts can't tell the difference between expensive rotten grape juice and cheap rotten grape juice.

The entire point of being a wine aficionado is to have an excuse to be pretentious about something that absolutely does not matter.

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𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 5h

Because those governors gobble tiny orange cock.

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 5h

Time...is a flat circle.

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 5h

Dammit.

Imma fly like an eagle from my horrible mistake...

𝖣 𝖪 𝖡𝗈𝖽𝗁𝗂 @dkbohdi.bsky.social · 5h

Somebody drew a Steve Miller on that penis.

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