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Francis🐝
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Money tongue emoji doesn’t make any sense to me

My bank teller: maybe he lick it. maybe he lick the money

Me: yeah. Maybe.
I’ve been laughing at my deep cut edit for days lmao
I had to look up the word Jouissance
getting banned from the Frankfurt airport for "sucking on it calf style"
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
And you may find yourself
In the back of a convenience store in North Jersey
And you may find yourself
duct-taped to a chair under a single fluorescent light

Letting the days go by
Now they’re waterboarding me
Letting the days go by
Now they’re waterboarding me
LMAO, one time I wrote a whole intercept and cache system so I could stay on Google Maps' free tier with a paying client's app.
guy in a legal advice reddit wants to know how to get out of paying google the money he owes them after vibe coding one of his apps into running 40 times a second for several days straight, but says it's not his fault bc they should have stopped him by making it harder to use
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i will take every opportunity to draw kai shiden
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
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If I ever get cancer I'm gonna autoerotic asphyxiate myself. You know, to spare my family the bills
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YODA: circumcised are you
ME: That's a private matter, Yoda.
YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be
ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda.
YODA: take off your shorts you must
YODA: show it to me you will
YODA: going where are you
YODA: your penis I must see
YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be
YODA: mmMm
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a spider can fly on a current of air
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"out of the three mass shootings today,"
Iraq War veteran Thomas Sanford has been identified as the gunman who attacked Grand Blanc Mormon church, killing 2 people and setting it ablaze. Out of the three mass shootings today, two of them have been carried out by Iraq war veterans.
I'm like if edgar allan poe were an idiot
Hades 2, like Dragonage Veilguard, the main base is called The Crossroads. Every single time they say crossroads.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJWY...
> Let's meet at the back crossroads
"See you at the crossroads crosscroads crossssroooaadds"
Tha Crossroads
YouTube video by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Topic
www.youtube.com
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As the old saying goes...
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Micah @rincewind.run · Sep 15
chuck's gotta go, man

just can't even pretend to meet the moment we're in, you cannot be out there talking about bipartisan funding for the health care system when the VP is threatening your constituents with loss of employment and freedom for speaking their minds in public
Schumer on government funding: "Our position remains this: We want to keep the government open by engaging in bipartisan negotiation where we can address some of the grave harms Donald Trump has caused to our health care system and help Americans with the cost of living."
I’ve played every mgs game a ton. I beat delta and it reignited my kojima brain. I blasted though peacewalker right after and I am now working the true ending and it’s got me rainting out loud about how GZ is fake and skull face isn’t real or is the real big boss and V is set in the 2000’s
*Norm McDonald laugh*
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It’s called the Switch 2 because on Friday, much of the discourse on this website will Switch 2 chatter about new announcements for the console.
*hideo kojima in 2010*
Hello American children, I am talking to you through your Sony PlayStation Portable. I want to tell you the CIA sold cocaine to Americans.
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suddenly remembered the single greatest sentence in video game history today