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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 6h

If there is an inflatable Master Shake costume and someone willing to wear it in front of Andy I will absolutely pay for it.

@clareBOOthelucid 🎃🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @cbl2.bsky.social · 7h

Someone should show up in an inflatable milkshake costume

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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 6h

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Professional Shitposter @proflshtpstr.bsky.social · 6h

Knives out

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 6h

does Italy have even a single seal sanctuary? advantage: Cornwall

Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 1d

"Why travel all the way to Italy when you can visit a place much closer by that is shaped like Italy?"

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poster of great western railways visit cornwall it better than italy advertising campaign

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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 7h

It’s impossible to overstate how much “abolish ice” is the normie position now here in chicago — just countless random moms at toddler soccer on a park district field asking me where I bought my anti-ice t-shirt. average people don’t like our neighborhoods being terrorized.

laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 13h

A friend ran the Chicago marathon today and said he couldn’t count the number of FUCK ICE signs along the way.

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Professional Shitposter @proflshtpstr.bsky.social · 7h

Ah yes, imagine a missile being launched at your country

Professional Shitposter @proflshtpstr.bsky.social · 7h

Who knew this man would be a disaster?

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 9h

“.. a nagging worry is beginning to grow louder on Wall Street: What if these kinds of collapses, capable of taking bonds from par to cents on the dollar in a matter of days or weeks, are not an aberration after all?” 👀

@bloomberg.com
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Professional Shitposter @proflshtpstr.bsky.social · 7h

I don't really want Trump to go after protestors, but Code Pink ....

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Professional Shitposter @proflshtpstr.bsky.social · 7h

How many retirees who voted for Trump would need to pass for us to flip the Senate?

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12h

Not gonna link the troll but Bari Weiss clearly represents “thought police” more than 100,000 Bluesky leftists scolding you for writing a defense of Weiss ever will, and ignoring that reality is clearly designed to curry the favor of thought police. You’re not a free thinker, you’re the boot licker.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21h

ICYMI — They lied about why they assaulted the WGN producer (then rammed a car for no reason)

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14h

When I say that the Atlantic is the official magazine of the donor class this is what I’m talking about.

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Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss

The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.

www.theatlantic.com

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Professional Shitposter @proflshtpstr.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah, every Trump subcontractor ever

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Professional Shitposter @proflshtpstr.bsky.social · 8h

You guys are missing out, maybe try subverting then destroying 250 years of the rule of law next time ok

Professional Shitposter @proflshtpstr.bsky.social · 8h

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of an american flag with a glass of water .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of an american flag with a glass of water .

media.tenor.com

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Professional Shitposter @proflshtpstr.bsky.social · 8h

Oh wow who could have predicted

ProPublica @propublica.org · 8h

Trump promised free plane tickets and $1,000 “exit bonuses” to immigrants who opted to self-deport.

ProPublica spoke to a dozen Venezuelan immigrants who said they followed the president’s instructions, yet never received the promised assistance.

“I Don’t Want to Be Here Anymore”: They Tried to Self-Deport, Then Got Stranded in Trump’s America

Venezuelan immigrants signed up for a Trump-promoted app called CBP Home, which promised a safe and easy way to leave the country, and prepared to leave on their given departure dates. Those dates hav...

www.propublica.org

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 10h

Just voted YES on PROP 50!! Make sure to vote early! THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE!

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Professional Shitposter @proflshtpstr.bsky.social · 8h

Tad was Bernie's campaign manager, a friend of Paul Manafort, and associate of Konstantin Kilimnik

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 11h

only one way to find out

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h

Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."

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Daily Trix @dailytrix.bsky.social · 9h

I think it's more likely that she knows it's inappropriate and just doesn't give a fuck.

David Noll @david.noll.org · 9h

interesting that justice barrett thinks it's appropriate for a judge to appear on a transparently partisan propaganda network like FNC

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h

Amy Coney Barrett defends heavy use of the shadow docket: "If we wrote a long opinion, it might give the impression that we have finally resolved the issue, and in none of these cases have we finally resolved the issue."

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Professional Shitposter @proflshtpstr.bsky.social · 9h

We can't survive with these people, they're going to get us killed

Dr. Carlotta A. Berry #NoireSTEMinist 🤖 @drcaberry.bsky.social · 13h

I can't imagine what it must feel like to know you voted for this mess and you have to sit back and pretend like it is all okay and that you actually wanted to kidnap people off the streets, remove DOE special education, SNAP benefits, healthcare and welcomed in fascism.

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Professional Shitposter @proflshtpstr.bsky.social · 9h

Typical shitlibs, obviously you don't understand how cancel culture has hurt free speech in this country

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Professional Shitposter @proflshtpstr.bsky.social · 9h

Huh, I wouldn't have guessed this reply would come back around to attack liberals

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moonchildjs.bsky.social @moonchildjs.bsky.social · 11h

Why are schools banning books about Japanese American incarceration during WW2?

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