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Servant leader for two cats. Tax evaders and gerrymanderers are enemy combatants
Wow look at this Big Cutting Board shill
I'm in EMT school right now. Pretty common cause of 911 calls/ER visits around holidays is people just not even trying to use knives properly. Lemme just slice this avocado while HOLDING IT IN MY HAND...
Please. Use cutting boards. They exist for a reason.
Please. Use cutting boards. They exist for a reason.
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Wow look at this Big Cutting Board shill
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If somebody were really pissed off, they would have shot ICE. I can't be the person thinking the shooting was a false flag to distract from Epstein and to justify sending troops to DC.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If somebody were really pissed off, they would have shot ICE. I can't be the person thinking the shooting was a false flag to distract from Epstein and to justify sending troops to DC.
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yes, the media was clearly waiting for a moment, and even without a moment were pushing a narrative that took just one Biden stumble to hit critical mass, everyone was primed to believe Biden was a shambling corpse and the debate just "confirmed" a year+ of brainwashing
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
yes, the media was clearly waiting for a moment, and even without a moment were pushing a narrative that took just one Biden stumble to hit critical mass, everyone was primed to believe Biden was a shambling corpse and the debate just "confirmed" a year+ of brainwashing
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I remember a big media set up around the 2024 State of the Union, but Biden knocked that out of the park forcing them to write about how forceful he was.
but the media was waiting with baited breath for the moment an elderly President seemed old in public, and they got it and pounced.
but the media was waiting with baited breath for the moment an elderly President seemed old in public, and they got it and pounced.
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I remember a big media set up around the 2024 State of the Union, but Biden knocked that out of the park forcing them to write about how forceful he was.
but the media was waiting with baited breath for the moment an elderly President seemed old in public, and they got it and pounced.
but the media was waiting with baited breath for the moment an elderly President seemed old in public, and they got it and pounced.
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a lot of people see the debate (and the reaction to it) as some kind of singularity, but really I see it more as a starting gun on an event already set up, the media had been aggressively dripping poison about Biden's age and ability for months (years)
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
a lot of people see the debate (and the reaction to it) as some kind of singularity, but really I see it more as a starting gun on an event already set up, the media had been aggressively dripping poison about Biden's age and ability for months (years)
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indeed while the media was clearly waiting (and wanting) a big moment to go absolutely apeshit about Biden's age, even without it the last year? of Biden's Presidency was an endless drip drip drip of the media "raising questions" and then Biden would break through with a speech or event
a lot of people see the debate (and the reaction to it) as some kind of singularity, but really I see it more as a starting gun on an event already set up, the media had been aggressively dripping poison about Biden's age and ability for months (years)
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
indeed while the media was clearly waiting (and wanting) a big moment to go absolutely apeshit about Biden's age, even without it the last year? of Biden's Presidency was an endless drip drip drip of the media "raising questions" and then Biden would break through with a speech or event
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Deeply saddened that heroic National Guard Spc. Sarah Beckstrom of West Virginia has died.
Praying for her family and Staff Sgt. Andrew Wolfe as he valiantly battles for his life.
Together we must find a way to better protect those patriots who bravely defend and serve our nation.
Praying for her family and Staff Sgt. Andrew Wolfe as he valiantly battles for his life.
Together we must find a way to better protect those patriots who bravely defend and serve our nation.
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Deeply saddened that heroic National Guard Spc. Sarah Beckstrom of West Virginia has died.
Praying for her family and Staff Sgt. Andrew Wolfe as he valiantly battles for his life.
Together we must find a way to better protect those patriots who bravely defend and serve our nation.
Praying for her family and Staff Sgt. Andrew Wolfe as he valiantly battles for his life.
Together we must find a way to better protect those patriots who bravely defend and serve our nation.
Why did Trump have those Guardsmen killed? To justify a fascist crackdown? Or does he just like dead Americans?
Trump refuses to directly admit his administration granted the DC shooter asylum and then wraps up the press availability
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Why did Trump have those Guardsmen killed? To justify a fascist crackdown? Or does he just like dead Americans?
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I went ballistic when I heard about Woodward’s Feb 2020 call w Trump wherein Trump talked about dangerous and easily contracted covid was, being airborne… contrary to the face he was putting on for the public. I mean, sometimes you have a >duty<.
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I went ballistic when I heard about Woodward’s Feb 2020 call w Trump wherein Trump talked about dangerous and easily contracted covid was, being airborne… contrary to the face he was putting on for the public. I mean, sometimes you have a >duty<.
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New Rule:
Anyone who eagerly signal boosted Nuzzi's or Lizza's anti-Biden and anti-Harris hit pieces in 2024 needs to apologize for doing so.
Anyone who eagerly signal boosted Nuzzi's or Lizza's anti-Biden and anti-Harris hit pieces in 2024 needs to apologize for doing so.
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
New Rule:
Anyone who eagerly signal boosted Nuzzi's or Lizza's anti-Biden and anti-Harris hit pieces in 2024 needs to apologize for doing so.
Anyone who eagerly signal boosted Nuzzi's or Lizza's anti-Biden and anti-Harris hit pieces in 2024 needs to apologize for doing so.
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Trump Is Racking Up a Colossal Golf Tab—On the Taxpayers’ Dime newrepublic.com/post/203739/... via @newrepublic.com
Trump Is Racking Up a Colossal Golf Tab—On the Taxpayers’ Dime
A new report reveals the extraordinary sum President Trump has spent playing golf.
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Trump Is Racking Up a Colossal Golf Tab—On the Taxpayers’ Dime newrepublic.com/post/203739/... via @newrepublic.com
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Lord. I see what you have done for our brothers in South America and I pray you do this for us
Peruvian court sentences former President Castillo to over 11 years in prison for rebellion reut.rs/4pAgjmm
Peruvian court sentences former President Castillo to over 11 years in prison for rebellion
Peru's judiciary on Thursday sentenced former leftist President Pedro Castillo to 11.5 years in prison for rebellion and conspiracy against the state at the end of 2022, when he unsuccessfully attempted to dissolve Congress and assume broad powers.
reut.rs
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Lord. I see what you have done for our brothers in South America and I pray you do this for us
Lois
How many Americans will die or suffer because RFK Jr. has killed mRNA research and has used the federal government to wage his war on vaccines?
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Lois
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"keep digging! we can go lower!"
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"keep digging! we can go lower!"
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Why is she like this
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Why is she like this
So many dead American kids
it's very unlikely that Nuzzi swung the election.
it seems quite plausible that she kept RFK from being damaged in ways that might have complicated his nomination though.
which...that's a really big deal.
it seems quite plausible that she kept RFK from being damaged in ways that might have complicated his nomination though.
which...that's a really big deal.
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
So many dead American kids
Unacceptable. The prior party MUST be pushed through a shredder
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Unacceptable. The prior party MUST be pushed through a shredder
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A female American wigeon (Mareca americana) in Albuquerque on November 26, 2025.
#nature #naturephotography #birds
#nature #naturephotography #birds
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A female American wigeon (Mareca americana) in Albuquerque on November 26, 2025.
#nature #naturephotography #birds
#nature #naturephotography #birds
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I don’t remember having lobster when I was on the International Space Station! But I guess I never spent a Thanksgiving there either. I know it’s not easy to be away from family, so Happy Thanksgiving to everyone aboard.
'We've even got some lobster': Thanksgiving dinner on the International Space Station will be out of this world for astronauts (video)
If all goes to plan, a new Soyuz astronaut crew will join the ISS in time for Thanksgiving dinner.
www.space.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I don’t remember having lobster when I was on the International Space Station! But I guess I never spent a Thanksgiving there either. I know it’s not easy to be away from family, so Happy Thanksgiving to everyone aboard.
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It is - by this point - obvious to even casual observers of media that WAY MORE than a couple of MPs or MEPs have been compromised.
Newspaper Editors, Producers, C-Suite executives, Security Services;
Gob-smacked if "russian interference" didnt explain such media disinterest.
Newspaper Editors, Producers, C-Suite executives, Security Services;
Gob-smacked if "russian interference" didnt explain such media disinterest.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
It is - by this point - obvious to even casual observers of media that WAY MORE than a couple of MPs or MEPs have been compromised.
Newspaper Editors, Producers, C-Suite executives, Security Services;
Gob-smacked if "russian interference" didnt explain such media disinterest.
Newspaper Editors, Producers, C-Suite executives, Security Services;
Gob-smacked if "russian interference" didnt explain such media disinterest.
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Another reason to stop Russia - Georgia is also on their list. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Georgia's pro-EU protesters defiant year after accession process was halted
The demonstrations began when Georgia's prime minister called a four-year halt on moves towards joining the EU.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Another reason to stop Russia - Georgia is also on their list. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Canyon de Chelly National Monument, Arizona
Photo courtesy of Nina Mayer Ritchie
Photo courtesy of Nina Mayer Ritchie
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Canyon de Chelly National Monument, Arizona
Photo courtesy of Nina Mayer Ritchie
Photo courtesy of Nina Mayer Ritchie
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Americans should never be in a position to question whether someone in their Administration would stage a false flag attack in the capital to justify increasing military force therein as we lead up to the release of the Epstein files, so I won't.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Americans should never be in a position to question whether someone in their Administration would stage a false flag attack in the capital to justify increasing military force therein as we lead up to the release of the Epstein files, so I won't.
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HEY
Have you heard Hellmachine speak? He's like Beaker from the Muppets. You'll be fine.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
HEY
Imagine a world where people understood that consumer sentiment is driven by shit posters crying like little bitches just as much as actual economic facts, and responded by deterring the shitposters not the people setting effective economic policy
I could be mistaken, you are taking my statements to a weird extreme involving slavery and me being supportive of it possibly. That’s totally wrong, and not what I am getting at.
My point comes down to data showing something and prevailing sentiment feeling another way on economic hardship.
My point comes down to data showing something and prevailing sentiment feeling another way on economic hardship.
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Imagine a world where people understood that consumer sentiment is driven by shit posters crying like little bitches just as much as actual economic facts, and responded by deterring the shitposters not the people setting effective economic policy