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Super Rick Racing!
October 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Tech used to have an aesthetic and didn't track your spending habits
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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It's Actually Koopette the Quick Now Which is Pretty Cool But You Do Still Need That Star
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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今日は1992年のFF5発売日だってことで!
小さい頃にめっちゃ影響を受けた大好きな作品です!!
世界観もシステムも音楽も演出も最高だっ!!
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
we need slim rick
リックと初期ピカチュウ
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Experiencing MHA through years of absorbing posts making fun about it in passing only to actually read it and realize this shit goes hard as fucking hell
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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tis the season
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
people getting mad about using "-slop" is so funny

language and words change over time, you gotta hold that
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I listened to a biography of FDR recently and the throughline of his first 2 terms is that he was boldly against monied interests in word and deed and the American people fucking loved him to death for it*

*kept reelecting him until he literally died in office
Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936

Right: 1936 electoral map
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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"the media loves to draw pictures of a white man waterskiing with a happy family after he kills a bunch of people"

The other side of this coin: the media loves to talk about what was a school shooter's favorite videogames and music after they release a manifesto about killing people of color.
The thing you have to understand about Columbine is that Klebold and Harris were in tune with the White Nationalist 'Militia Movement' sweeping the nation in the 1990s (they were common, garden neonazis masquerading as Freedom Seekers, much like the Red Magas of today).
They were blamed for Columbine, because the shooters liked the band. Blaming artists for “inciting violence” is a game the authorities have been playing for as long as societies have existed.
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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not the top-voted reply, but this is a hilarious way to troll white people
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
@schalaasha.bsky.social it finally happened

i needed a nappy after work 😔
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
We lost a legend :(
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ actor was 75
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Felt inspired
January 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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happy metroid spheal 4 day
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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sphero suit sphamus
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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It brings me a great joy remembering that Rick is Australian in the 4Kids dub of Kirby Right Back at Ya
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
barring any obvious political/rights statements, I would have to say...

"Sonic was never good"
What would someone have to say to you for this to happen?
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM