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Pip Kazan
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ME/CFS-afflicted novelist Philip Kazan. It’s better to burn out than it is to rust, and I wish somebody had told me that when I chose the rust option.
Your Crabs In A Bucket Party
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Just watched ‘A House of Dynamite’ with Mrs K and, well, talk about a tactical error for a relaxed Sunday afternoon. Now I need some weapons-grade tranquilisers.
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Just said “I can’t remember tomorrow” to Mrs K, if you want to know how my Sunday’s going.
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I think I might, possibly, tentatively, have just seen a Goshawk. Or maybe not.

Anyway, as you were.
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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I’ve had what little PIP I was awarded taken from me and “re-awarded” four times over the past 16 years, causing me terrible mental anguish. So the Mail, The Sun and let’s face it, their dreadful readership can poke their “Benefit Street” headlines up their clenched arseholes. Nobody likes a bully.
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
There’s not much joy to be had at the mo but by golly this is making up for it
I don't understand what is written on the screen in this photo, but it gives me life. Is it Dostoevsky?
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Your yearly reminder that it’s almost time to prepare the prune Krampus
Forget cheese and pineapple hedgehog, every party needs an edible Krampus. Especially knowing how much children love prunes.
(From a 1970s edition of Child Education magazine)
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Who knew?? (I didn’t)
Also, I recently found out about Herman's much, much more fun and badass younger brother Albert.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_...
Albert Göring - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Pope being here is all very well, now can we get all our shit back from the 1204 looting
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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No question seeing Tom Stoppard’s Arcadia changed my life, esp this line: “We shed as we pick up, like travellers who must carry everything in their arms, and what we let fall will be picked up by those behind. The procession is very long and life is very short.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/t...
The Language of Tom Stoppard, Ablaze With Energy and Urgency
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I had a magnificent Beef Wellington tonight. I’m dedicating it to Tom Stoppard. He looks like a man who enjoyed a Beef Wellington once or twice.
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Just saw that Tom Stoppard has died.

Thinking a bit about the bits of his work that most registered with me, at different times. How he was one of those writers who first illuminated the idea that things might be both clever and fun.
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This is really sad. Stoppard was a great writer and culturally important. I was lucky enough to work for his agents: he was quite shy, very intense, radiating intelligence. And also kind: I was one of the little people but he gave me a bottle of aftershave for Christmas one year, much to my surprise
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“Who is this who is coming?”
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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A little treat for fans of noughties rom coms & internecine socialist shenanigans
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I spend most of my time looking after someone with the behaviour patterns of a slightly passive-aggressive toddler on LSD, and seriously, you don’t gotta hand it to dementia. If I make it to Christmas with what’s left of my sanity, it will indeed be a miracle.
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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A British Christmas for a British Jesus. It’s all Kemi Badenoch wants.
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

The Go-Betweens
The Smiths
Fugazi (Mrs K and I both at that one weeks before we met)
The Veldt
The Raveonettes
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Verve
Oasis
The Chemical Brothers
Neil Young
Happy Mondays
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Ride
Teenage Fanclub
House of Love
Sparklehorse
Mercury Rev
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Also the Romans literally had a welfare system that included cash transfers for poor children. (And subsidised grain for low income workers...).
There was no state. Who does she think crucified him, an anarchist collective?
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Moose
Lynx
Bobcat
Porcupine
Wolverine*

*possibly a black bear cub
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:

- Absolute unit ginger and white neighbour cat called Buddy
- grey squirrels everywhere
- effing foxes shitting on my garden sofa
- bloody rats terraforming my flowerbed
- several mice brought indoors by Daphne
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild

- beaver (in Scotland)
- platypus (in Queensland)
- skunk (in California)
- raccoon (in Massachusetts)
- boar (in Italy)
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
White is black, down is up etc
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Wild Dartmoor light
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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This is a really good comprehensive overview of the current evidence on Devon being the cradle of world civilization

Well worth your time, good maps too
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM