phrebh
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Unofficial skeet ambassador. AuDHD - programmer - Minecrafter - SKA (maybe even ska 2) - YouTuber - collector of hobbies - et cetera It me: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfcyd3w4tm https://youtube.com/@phrebh He/Him
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I'm sorry for only talking about myself, but I don't know who the hell you are.
The most accurate thing I've seen all year.
the best way to drink Diet Coke is out of a can, because the leached aluminum really brings out the subtle metallic notes of the aspartame
Once again, Star Trek was too optimistic.
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Steely Dan would be a beautiful name for a hipster pinball bar
Spit on and sworn at? Shit, I've just been flipping them off or laughing at them. I gotta step up my game.
I'm not living my best life right now. At least, I hope this isn't it.
And one who sews is a sewer, yes.
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Wearing a "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" shirt and then never having coffee
Mine usually fizzle out after a month or two.
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Somebody once described labradors as indispensable joy engines that eat everything in sight and then puke love all over your lap, and after owning one for several months I can safely say this is the truest thing I have ever heard
Because they've proven themselves incapable of it.
note to incoming bluesky users: you MUST bring your own joke understandings. members and staff are NOT responsible for explaining what, how, and why jokes are
My kids liked it when I left for the night. The little meanies.
I'm okay with only five performances over two weekends without pay.
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It still makes me laugh more than it annoys me. For the time being.
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Thinking of all the lovely breasts I've seen in my life. Call that a trip down mammary lane
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*ahem* [deep inhale]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta & @malcolmkenyatta
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ICE is literally tear gassing local police.
8:45 PM • 10/14/25 • 1.1M Views

pic of a cop hunched over outside of a building using (probably leaded) hosewater to flush his eyes after getting tear gassed
It hides the scruff!
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Don't be mad at Mastodon for taking some of your favorite people away from here. Be mad at Bluesky for running them off.
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Had a dream last night that I met a Galilean. Wild lol
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I’ll show you my sinful cold cuts if you show me your forbidden cheeses.
Once again crafting for the theater.
Middle aged white man wearing a long beard crocheted from a fluffy yarn ranging from baby blue to navy blue.