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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

Following Prince Andrew’s titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, I’m now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.

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Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 1d

Was thinking exactly that. Diogenes, with his Zoopla app, looking for an honest estate agent

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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 1d

Yes, because Badenoch’s was a criminal offence carrying a custodial sentence, whereas Reeves’ was not.

Sky News @news.sky.com · 1d

Badenoch says hacking into Harriet Harman's website 17 years ago 'not the same' as Reeves breaking law

Kemi Badenoch has said hacking into Harriet Harman's website when she was younger is "not the same" as Rachel Reeves failing to get a £900 rental licence for her home.

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Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 1d

Wait until you turn the page, find out that the idiot shouting that works for ICE, and that the Dark Knight has just triggered Trump enough to occupy Gotham with troops to quell the attack on federal agents.

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Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 2d

Is the man on the far left (of the picture, of course, silly) just extremely excited to be there with cardboard Nigel or is there another reason he’s holding the Reform sign like that?

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Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 2d

There’s a label on the back of the cardboard figure saying “Made in Russia” isn’t there?

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 3d

Dominos meme
White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey

Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.

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Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 3d

Two leading candidates. They’re on a mission from God.

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Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 4d

THE SMALL BOATS ARE BEHIND YOU!!!

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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 4d

Ah, yes. Reform UK. "A movement built by real people." All smiling and clasping their hands in EXACTLY the same way.

I'd love to see the prompts that generated this.

<make them happier>
<make some of them young>
<make two of them - NO, don't want to upset Pochin - one of them black> ~AA

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Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 4d

Just turned over to the other side for a moment

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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 5d

Braverman deleted this tweet which made me wonder who that previous prisoner was. His name was Junead Ahmed. He was a conman mistakenly released in 2023. She was Home Secretary at the time. Oh.
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Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 4d

If the US constitution were changed to allow a President to serve a third term, what’s to stop the constitution being changed to remove the thirteenth to fifteenth amendments?

Can’t imagine that will improve the chances of a black man, no matter his proven skills and character, standing in 2028

Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 4d

Looking forward to Trump’s next set of employment figures then where it will show 40 million out of work

Can’t have it both ways

Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 5d

Seems deeply unpatriotic. _None_ of those necks look like a vagina

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Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 5d

You’d be delicate too if people kept calling you a fat pig

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Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 5d

I find your evidence to be highly diverting

Yours, Festa Addams

Management of a Voir Dire - Supreme Court of Tasmania

THE CONDUCT AND MANAGEMENT OF A VOIR DIRE (Notes for a presentation by the Hon Alan Blow OAM, Chief Justice of Tasmania and Daryl Coates SC, Director of Public Prosecutions, at the Law Society of Tasm...

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Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 5d

Must be a tough life in BBC Radio news, deciding which stories not to run

Today shall we not run the story about traitorous Farage and 3 fellow MEPs shilling for Russia? What about complete incompetence and dysfunction running multiple councils? Which story don’t we run about yet another racist?

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 6d

It's that moment again for National Trust members to vote to keep the entryists out.

Quick and easy to vote and please do so by 31st of October

Quick Vote link keeps the AstroTurfers out.

Then share. Thank you.

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Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 5d

🎶 “Tariiiiiiff don’t like it”
Mock the Gipper, Mock the Gipper

Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 6d

Oh, and will the 10ft tall gold TRUMP sign on the side of the ballroom… will that be elegantly neoclassical too?

Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 6d

Also, if it’s purely Democrats who have rejected the neoclassical ideal, then what the hell is Trump Tower?

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bryce.lol @bryce.lol · 6d

Many years ago I was hanging around outside the White House, press badged, and a Swedish tour group asked why there were construction panels on the front lawn. I said they put up screens because Bill Clinton likes to trampoline nude from the waist down so, if that turns up in a biography, it was me.

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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 6d

Remember to turn back your clocks 3000 rels tonight.

Colin the House Dalek gave up on the oven clock though and exterminated it.

#DoctorWho #Autumn #ClocksGoBack

Colin the House Dalek in our kitchen standing by the oven.

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Pewter Tankard @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 7d

“Tripes of my own directing” is, of course, the title of Michael Bay’s autobiography.

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