brought to you by the same folks who gave you "Lie Down In A Mosh Pit", introducing "Sit Down During A Direct Action Event"
June 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
brought to you by the same folks who gave you "Lie Down In A Mosh Pit", introducing "Sit Down During A Direct Action Event"
Selected Ambient Popes Vol ii
May 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Selected Ambient Popes Vol ii
Black smoke from the Vatican means they have overcooked the current candidate and must move to the next in hopes that will come out "just right"
May 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Black smoke from the Vatican means they have overcooked the current candidate and must move to the next in hopes that will come out "just right"
Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more generations of capitalist hellscape
February 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more generations of capitalist hellscape
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Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone
January 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone
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A murderer tries to stab me but with each thrust of his knife I block it with a sweet potato and after six stabs or so I gently place it in the oven at 400 degrees for 45 minutes
September 6, 2023 at 9:12 PM
A murderer tries to stab me but with each thrust of his knife I block it with a sweet potato and after six stabs or so I gently place it in the oven at 400 degrees for 45 minutes
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The real horseshoe theory is a bunch of people in our politics have been hit in the head by a fucking horseshoe.
January 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The real horseshoe theory is a bunch of people in our politics have been hit in the head by a fucking horseshoe.
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For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once
January 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once
Fed my baby to a big ole hog and now I'm all alone
December 5, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Fed my baby to a big ole hog and now I'm all alone
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people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
December 5, 2024 at 3:45 PM
people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
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Is YOUR child texting about P.G. Wodehouse? Get to know the signs:
BRB = Bertie’s Rum Bother
LMAO = Lest Maiden Aunts Occur
JFC = Jeeves Favours Caution
BTW = Bold Tie Warnings
WTAF = Well Then, Augustus Fink-Nottle
STFU = Sir, That Fedora’s...Unfortunate
BRB = Bertie’s Rum Bother
LMAO = Lest Maiden Aunts Occur
JFC = Jeeves Favours Caution
BTW = Bold Tie Warnings
WTAF = Well Then, Augustus Fink-Nottle
STFU = Sir, That Fedora’s...Unfortunate
December 4, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Is YOUR child texting about P.G. Wodehouse? Get to know the signs:
BRB = Bertie’s Rum Bother
LMAO = Lest Maiden Aunts Occur
JFC = Jeeves Favours Caution
BTW = Bold Tie Warnings
WTAF = Well Then, Augustus Fink-Nottle
STFU = Sir, That Fedora’s...Unfortunate
BRB = Bertie’s Rum Bother
LMAO = Lest Maiden Aunts Occur
JFC = Jeeves Favours Caution
BTW = Bold Tie Warnings
WTAF = Well Then, Augustus Fink-Nottle
STFU = Sir, That Fedora’s...Unfortunate
Spotify Wrapped but it's the people you slept with for the year
December 4, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Spotify Wrapped but it's the people you slept with for the year
thanks to spotify wrapped i can see that everyone is pretty much just listening to whatever spotify algorithm feeds them. great work everyone.
December 4, 2024 at 7:22 PM
thanks to spotify wrapped i can see that everyone is pretty much just listening to whatever spotify algorithm feeds them. great work everyone.
conservatives probably: "world is so woke now you can't even stage an extremist right-wing coup anymore"
December 4, 2024 at 4:42 PM
conservatives probably: "world is so woke now you can't even stage an extremist right-wing coup anymore"
Quit using my feet (I can see you)
December 3, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Quit using my feet (I can see you)
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Accidentally doing a perfect Dune sandwalk trying to get my nutsack unstuck from my thigh
March 6, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Accidentally doing a perfect Dune sandwalk trying to get my nutsack unstuck from my thigh
ensuring your grandkids die of polio to own the libs
November 15, 2024 at 2:18 AM
ensuring your grandkids die of polio to own the libs
happy holidays from our family to yours
December 7, 2023 at 8:26 PM
happy holidays from our family to yours
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Share if you prefer the British Office
August 22, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Share if you prefer the British Office
