Pazuzu
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Yeah, there's gold in those hills but every entry has at least 1 mediocre segment
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I beat the bondage crab with SuperStarmon because Digimon is still silly
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Is it ethical to parry the girl sword in Diggymon Cyberslueth?
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Digimon is at its best and it's worse when it tries to be SMT
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Digimon: this creature is beyond our world and even the digital world. It's uncanny and beyond comprehension

Digimon: oh sometimes it's a crab that uses a teenage girl in bondage as a sword
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No broken bones, just some road rash and bruising. He's miserable right now but it is the best outcome we could have wished for
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I appreciate the contrarian answer that the negative reviews actually made you like it more
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It's not like Silent Hill has a huge autistic fanbase. Right?
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Ringo is recovering from getting hit by a car. He's out of his mind on painkillers. Everyone give him a (gentle) hug
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Thinking about the homo erotic Girl Meets World scene
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What im saying is you're the same guy as that guy, to me
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Okay last month, I interviewed a guy who said he was organizing a totally apolitical vigil for Kirk. At the vigil he said that the day before he died, he had a dream where Kirk approached him and said "you must carry on my work"
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So, on average, V/H/S Halloween gets a 3.5/5. Feels about right! I recommend skipping the first two segments unless you want to be a completionist. At least checkout Fun Size
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The framing story Diet Phantasma is a 3/5. You know what all the segments are going to be as soon as it starts.
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Home Haint is another 5/5. Great, simple premise and some delightful goofy monsters. This is the kind of things I come to V/H/S for.
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Kidprints is a 4/5. It's pretty good! Some tonal issues. I think it'd be more compelling if it was a bit darker and more realistic.
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Fun Size is a 5/5. Made by the Too Many Cooks guy, this is an instant classic. So far, I would recommend people just skip ahead and watch this one.
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ut supra sic infra gets a 2/5. Uninspired. The bottom tier of VHS tapes before we get to the actively bad stuff
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Coochie Coochie Coo gets a 2/5. It's just a very generic V/H/S premise and execution. Im already forgetting it
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I'm sorry. I don't think adult babies are scary. Some of my best friends are adult babies
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Watching the newest V/H/S. The first short is about adult babies. I decided to look up the director's earlier work and it turns out it was also about adult babies, but worse
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He just wants to snuggle and rest
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I don't know how it is in bigger airports. I went to a teeny tiny one and they just had a tv looping her announcement
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i need everyone to look at this guy i drew when i was like 12 years old. please ignore the fucked up headband i didnt know any better. conversely please enjoy the tribal tattoo and courthouse with chaos flags in the background (???)