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A bunch of coworkers got laid off today. The general manager said they can always call him up to hang out
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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the John Birch Society should not be commenting on Five Nights at Freddy's. That would be like Julius Caesar having an opinion on Timothee Chalamet. I refuse to entertain the possibility.
John Birch Society is weighing on FNAF
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I had a rib removed so I could suck your dick better
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I have one thing in common with Trump; I do not care about this.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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An absolutely incredibly pull quote that should inspire every decent human to prove them wrong.

(For those unfamiliar, it’s a visual novel/tactical RPG/board game with 100 endings and roughly 60 novels worth of text.)
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When the DMV denies your CHASER custom plate
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It sucks when people say "don't pretend you never liked Tarantino because people are mad at him" because I am a natural born hater. I never liked him and I need this validation
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My wife left me after I put her CPAP mask on my dick and balls. I thought it might feel good.
December 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I have a confession. I have messed with the zohan and, in all likelihood, I will continue to mess with the zohan
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Snowday fit
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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The duality of Defector
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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i've recently been on pluribus tiktok and that show has produced an enormous amount of analysis from people who don't seem to understand art at all
How about you just watch the tv show like a normal person?
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats has published This Year, a book containing 365 songs he's published and notes on each one. I'm reading one a day for the next year, but I had to check out my birthday song.
youtu.be/yhpvE8XswnA?...
CHOKED OUT - The Mountain Goats (Kinetic Typography)
YouTube video by MonsterTeeth
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I love my precious dog Ringo but he's the only dog I've met with a social battery. If I take him somewhere he'll socialize for 90 minutes or so before he wants to go home and then he immediately passes out
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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average x user
The Front Room is not a good movie
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The plot of Fionna and Cake is that we've got to come together and put on the best concert ever to save the not-community center from the greedy land developer.

They aren't even being self aware about it.
December 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
It's bad but I have to admit that the idea that their weaknesses to fire and noise were only psychological and they become strong with therapy was funny (not good tho)
anytime i'm reminded of knull in marvel comics is just. man. it was such a mistake to give the symbiotes capital L Lore.
December 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm sorry but I've never been able to tell the difference in pronunciation. It's the same, to me
every time I hear someone pronounce “nuclear” like “nuke-u-lar” I flash back to being 13 and incandescently pissed off at how stupid George W Bush and I hate that it really somehow stuck around in the zeitgeist like an unflushed turd (like many of his policies too!)
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Raising “the Grink was there when trump got a cyber truck” awareness
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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One of the better interviews with me you’re likely to read. They gotta send me more grad student interviewers
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Celebrity guest in Pluribus is hilarious
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM