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paulsmith5446
@paulsmith5446.bsky.social
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biker, dealer in sarcasm, worlds greatest lover, pathological liar and now eXile
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thats when you visit friends
totally with this one, have a dump at work, get paid for it and use their bog roll. not admitting to the wank bit though, now where are my glasses?
French police are seeking a lady in a red dress
yep, lets face it, he's (most likely) in 'the files' and king nobody has been cosying up to the orange one to keep them buried. Thankfully his successor seems more clued in
don't knock it, its sex with someone you love
how much?

asking for a friend etc
stealing posts and selling them on the dark web
yep, and the flash bastard has a really nice TIG setup
its like why isn't my train running?

sorry sir, wrong sort of sunshine on the line
It’s been raining most of the day today, Water Companies: wrong sort of rain, too much to collect, not wet enough, …. but because it’s raining open the sewage sluices and pour raw sewage into rivers and the sea. I hate these privatised bastards so much
hoping the old Nissan is still going strong
I'm not

I really am like this
I sincerely hope the bear doesn't get indigestion though
is that the stuff they eat in the Matrix?
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sorry, for being weird. the problem is just that i am weird.
sorry

I'll see to it that it doesn't happen again
I think I'd like to nominate J B Pritzker as an honorary Blues Brother

I reckon he hates nazis too
new one on me, not in any of my vintage bike books?
try the doofer on the the jobberator, that generally sorts it
also Pluto wont stop licking it
Just heard this joke. Why is Mars red? It’s embarrassed by Uranus.
🤣
please excuse me for a mo

I'v got to go elsewhere on the net and find myself a frog costume
due to the fractal nature of time, its probably 5 o'clock everywhere, nowhere and indeed somewhere but if I start thinking about that my head hurts, more importantly wheres my beer?
it’s 5 o’clock somewhere and that somewhere is here!!!!
do you reckon they've all paid their antifa subs?
yep, the rest of the royals dropping him like a turd down a garderobe
The Brits got the Epstein files.

Undoubtedly Charles said ‘give them up or we’ll do it for you’

Guarantee something big is about to drop.

Not only do they know what Andrew did, they know that it’s about to become public.
joys down business idea:

humbug shaped pumpkins
I do not like October & the onset of Autumn. I do not like the dead leaves blowing across the grass. I do not like the spiders invading my house. I do not like the Fall fashions all brown, burgundy & tan & more sludgy colours.
I do not like horror movies & the spooky tat in shops. Bah pumpkins. 🎃
as a caucasian (for want of a better way of describing myself) bloke, with a certain set of skills, I can confirm its very difficult to train someone to do what I do for the money that I do it for (I'm not very well paid)