paulsmith5446
@paulsmith5446.bsky.social
biker, dealer in sarcasm, worlds greatest lover, pathological liar and now eXile
just thought I'd repost this (and look slightly smug)
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
just thought I'd repost this (and look slightly smug)
drinking and diving, always a bad idea
Had a few pints at lunch time with instructor Geoff from our Skydiving School! He had to go back to work though.
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
drinking and diving, always a bad idea
yep, one slip of the tongue and your in the shit
Finding the clit is easy. It’s the journey back that’s hard as fuck
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
yep, one slip of the tongue and your in the shit
do they wipe it before changing channels?
My in laws call the remote control "the jizzer" and I can't bring myself to tell them why it is so wrong and why they should never say that word again. My husband and I keep pretending we don't hear them say it.
December 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
do they wipe it before changing channels?
Reform in Lancashire, looking after are (sic) own, unless you're old and infirm
Great idea not to mention that the entire saving was made in the year ending March 2025, two months before Reform took over.
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Reform in Lancashire, looking after are (sic) own, unless you're old and infirm
he knew the score
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
he knew the score
what can I say? its our natural state of being
A Vexed and Troubled Englishman
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
what can I say? its our natural state of being
no doubt we'll be seeing a wood panelled cyber truck in the near future...
Ummm… is that really the problem with America?
Not enough 1970’s-style station wagons?
Not enough 1970’s-style station wagons?
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
no doubt we'll be seeing a wood panelled cyber truck in the near future...
its ok, his brain worm moved out of its own accord
it couldn't find enough to eat
it couldn't find enough to eat
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
its ok, his brain worm moved out of its own accord
it couldn't find enough to eat
it couldn't find enough to eat
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Molly Parton
Molly Parton
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Amy Pee
Amy Pee
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Stink
Stink
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Molly Parton
Molly Parton
goon a movie
goonbusters
goonbusters
goon a movie
well, the goonies
well, the goonies
Goon a movie
Gune
Gune
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
goon a movie
goonbusters
goonbusters
Reposted by paulsmith5446
imagine this. for a moment. somewhere out there, at some point, there were people who thought of Adolf Hitler as “that kid who paints, with the weird little mustache”
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
imagine this. for a moment. somewhere out there, at some point, there were people who thought of Adolf Hitler as “that kid who paints, with the weird little mustache”
Reposted by paulsmith5446
Got busted
Whatever happened to Titty Tuesdays
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Got busted
my school days were a long time ago now, but I don't remember Nigeria being particularly oil or gas rich? I'd guess its mineral rich then?
November 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
my school days were a long time ago now, but I don't remember Nigeria being particularly oil or gas rich? I'd guess its mineral rich then?
Autumn walk in the Strid Wood
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Autumn walk in the Strid Wood
Autumn ride out on the old NT650
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Autumn ride out on the old NT650
how much?
asking for a friend etc
asking for a friend etc
stealing posts and selling them on the dark web
October 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
how much?
asking for a friend etc
asking for a friend etc
its like why isn't my train running?
sorry sir, wrong sort of sunshine on the line
sorry sir, wrong sort of sunshine on the line
It’s been raining most of the day today, Water Companies: wrong sort of rain, too much to collect, not wet enough, …. but because it’s raining open the sewage sluices and pour raw sewage into rivers and the sea. I hate these privatised bastards so much
October 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
its like why isn't my train running?
sorry sir, wrong sort of sunshine on the line
sorry sir, wrong sort of sunshine on the line
hoping the old Nissan is still going strong
October 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
hoping the old Nissan is still going strong
I think I'd like to nominate J B Pritzker as an honorary Blues Brother
I reckon he hates nazis too
I reckon he hates nazis too
October 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I think I'd like to nominate J B Pritzker as an honorary Blues Brother
I reckon he hates nazis too
I reckon he hates nazis too
also Pluto wont stop licking it
Just heard this joke. Why is Mars red? It’s embarrassed by Uranus.
🤣
🤣
October 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
also Pluto wont stop licking it
please excuse me for a mo
I'v got to go elsewhere on the net and find myself a frog costume
I'v got to go elsewhere on the net and find myself a frog costume
October 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
please excuse me for a mo
I'v got to go elsewhere on the net and find myself a frog costume
I'v got to go elsewhere on the net and find myself a frog costume
due to the fractal nature of time, its probably 5 o'clock everywhere, nowhere and indeed somewhere but if I start thinking about that my head hurts, more importantly wheres my beer?
it’s 5 o’clock somewhere and that somewhere is here!!!!
October 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
due to the fractal nature of time, its probably 5 o'clock everywhere, nowhere and indeed somewhere but if I start thinking about that my head hurts, more importantly wheres my beer?
yep, the rest of the royals dropping him like a turd down a garderobe
The Brits got the Epstein files.
Undoubtedly Charles said ‘give them up or we’ll do it for you’
Guarantee something big is about to drop.
Not only do they know what Andrew did, they know that it’s about to become public.
Undoubtedly Charles said ‘give them up or we’ll do it for you’
Guarantee something big is about to drop.
Not only do they know what Andrew did, they know that it’s about to become public.
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
yep, the rest of the royals dropping him like a turd down a garderobe