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I will say this about being thrown under the bus: the view fucking sucks, but at least you get a good look at how the machinery works.
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Every organization is vulnerable somewhere. The larger they are, the more tender spots they have.

Disrupt their events. Drive negative press coverage. Damage their reputations. Compel your organizations and institutions to sever ties with them.

Be a hornet - sting where they are vulnerable.
Here in Boston, we’ve made it more costly for Fenway to abandon trans youth and trans adults by protesting in front of their clinic, by severing ties with them, and by disrupting their gala and public events.

I suggest local activists elsewhere investigate similar potentials for disruption.
As a matter of survival, our response must be to make it as costly as we can, as ugly and as reputationally damaging and as expensive as we are able to - to abandon and sacrifice trans people.

To keep it from being an easy, simple bottom line decision to drive us out of public life.
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Make it cost them real money to have abandoned the trans community.

This is the language they speak - this is how you speak back to them.

Cost them money and time.

This is how you sting something much larger and stronger than you.

Keep stinging.
Every minute they have to respond to your disruptions costs them money. Every hour someone has to work on anticipating your protests or responding to your interviews or press releases costs them money.

Every guard they have to hire for their galas and events hurts their bottom line.

Sting them.
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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The man who cherry-picked data to help fuel a gendered social-media panic (see; the fixation on “vulnerable young girls”) is now using the same move to peddle conservative essentialist gender roles under the guise of “just following the data.” Surprising!
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Love having "asexual" listed as a negative trait to be avoided.
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Nobody wants to tell young men to just grow tf up—not when there’s money to be made in telling them there’s “a masculinity crisis” and “it’s just such a confusing time for young men, right now.”
Is it really a confusing time for young men? I mean… more confusing than it is for young women? Or is everybody just constantly telling young men it’s a confusing time for them?
Essay: A senior at an all boys high school on the appeal of the Tate brothers: In a confusing time for young men, they offer “answers that are appealingly simple.”
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I had dual citizenship for almost half of my life. I never maintained my Filipino citizenship, though, so it was effectively not a thing for me.
Karoline Leavitt: “You’re either a U.S. citizen or not — You can’t be a U.S. citizen & a citizen of another country”

The Supreme Court thought differently as it ruled in 1967 that the government can’t strip U.S. citizenship unless a person voluntarily relinquishes it - not that they care
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Gotta take a moment to just say I love Tom Bombadil, who
1) Had a real narrative purpose other than a momentary breather
2) Was immune to the influence of the One Ring but when Frodo asked him to take it went "nah I am WAY too ADHD to do any kind of quest shit, I'll lose it in a week tops."
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ah, Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet ship B has launched at last I see.
I’m sad to announce that the assistant managers have all been raptured
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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It's funny that Hegseth calls himself "Secretary of War" and the admin talks about the "Department of War" when that's just... an unofficial rebrand. Congress never changed it. He's the Secretary of Defense, legally. They're just doing a bit. They changed the website to war dot gov and everything.
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I had a good run going. Thanks @skatunenetwork.bsky.social!
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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And since none do you smug assholes with any power and miss me with the bullshit whiteness AS WE CAN SEE

never ever want to actually answer with your abandonment, contempt, theft and other wise

Since we were all just “haters on the internet”

Welp we here now
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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White womens tears being fake and manipulative are so common they were a tik tok trend

And we’ve had multiple instances chronicled of them doing so while protecting odious men

I have ten fucking books I’m in because of it

But when it’s brought up it’s ignored
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Every once in a while I'm like "I need a game with a really satisfying gameplay loop where I never feel like I'm losing a race despite there not being a race" and at those times I boot up Hardspace: Shipbreaker and oooooh it gets the happy brain chemicals going whooooboy.

But then... the plot.
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Time for a "The Witch Upstairs" turnaround reference thread! Had a few artists ask about turnaround so here they are!

Starting with Beatrix:
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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It's amazing how in those threads

Every single person with a disability is "fuck this, it should be easier" while the pro-gatekeeping ones are all
"But they cheated at Disney with wheelchairs"
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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It's not difficult at all, means testing is harmful bullshit
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh man do I fucking FEEL this one
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Copyright claimed by an AI-generated song is just fucking insane. Like. COME THE FUCK ON IS COPYRIGHT ENFORCEABLE OR NOT YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS
Bruh ain't no way I got copyright claimed for using the AI Charlie Kirk song in this week's Cancel Me Daddy episode lol
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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When people say “abandon the south” this is why from the bottom of my Timb loving New York ass heart

I want to stomp folks in the chest
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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ai is inevitable i tell u, inevitable, all that stands in its way is everyone hates it and it's bad, but otherwise
Due to massive fan backlash, Prime Video pulled Banana Fish's terrible AI english dub nerdist.com/article/banana-...
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Worth noting that if Hegseth and/or Trump hadn't intended for the two shipwrecked survivors to be killed, they've had three months to make that clear, and I didn't hear them say a word about it.
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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A fellow furry has been kidnapped by ICE thugs. Ardwoof's family are fighting to get her released. Please help in any way you can. Share, repost, donate! Free Johanna!

@opalmutt.bsky.social

www.gofundme.com/f/help-johan...
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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The plan was always a white ethno state enforced through massive violence and a police state
“killers, leeches, and entitlement junkies”
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM