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Man from Hjelmdall
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I'm sorry but you can't convince me that the WH Press Sec and her brother didn't get ICE to handle this little family problem for them. Tidy little way to end a custody battle, hm?
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Asking the important questions
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Folks, are you most famous for being a huckster and going to jail for felony battery of a woman? The republicans want YOU to run for office!
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
His sense of humor (as such) never evolved past “stoned 16 year old laughing at South Park”

Even that might be generous because South Park is still funny occasionally
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The last thing you see before you wake up chained to a wall in a padded room, next in line to have your organs harvested
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'd like to draw your eye to the left pectoral region of the VP's white (kinda) shirt
There’s no way this is real
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
People in majority Asian countries don't really eat that much "better" than people in the US, they just eat portion sizes like this
This is a real thing at Del Taco. I can remember eating like a king for $3 at Taco Bell.
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but presidents dont normally wage war against americans
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”

Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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One of those guys who do long comedy takedown video essays described The Joe Rogan Experience as a screensaver for the brains of laid off warehouse forklift operators
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I mean we didn't ACTUALLY think this stuff was going to get released, did we? They have back up plans on top of back up plans so yeah, make a big show of passing it through the House so you can pretend you tried, then throw up your hands
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
All I want to know is if he's gonna say "excuse me princess" at some point
First photos of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released www.vooks.net/first-photos...
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Hold up I need to dust off my “Fell For It Again” awards
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I'm just glad they took her out of the final cut of disco elysium, I don't need a red scare bog witch doing voice work in one of my favorite games
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Easily the best Bond film, the first 10 minutes are absolutely nuts in the same way the first 30 of Fury Road are, Daniel Craig owns the role, Eva Green is a total smokeshow

Just about the only knock on it I can think of is that maybe the poker stuff isn't your thing? Even so, 10/10 bond film
The twenty-first #JamesBond film "CASINO ROYALE" directed by Martin Campbell, starring Daniel Craig in his first appearance as secret agent 007 with Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen and Judi Dench, premiered at the Odeon Leicester Square in London #OnThisDay in 2006

🎬 Eon Productions
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Yeah I'd love it if we could go ahead and release everything before something (else) really stupid and bad happens
Epstein’s War
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I am prepared to vote for anybody who will stop this
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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i wish i could have been in the room when they were brainstorming how to solve the housing crisis and someone raised their hand and said "what about 50 year mortgages?"
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
One thing I like about winter in what is a short list…taking something out of the oven and then just leaving the oven open to warm the place a bit
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics?

Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM