Wait...the ballroom is going to be bigger than the actual white house? I mean lmao

Tell that guy his mall food court pizza sucks

If you're an adult man thinking "only tough manly men play poker" because you saw some tough hombres doing it in a couple westerns, you have terminal child brain

The thing I love about sake is you can basically do an endless amount of toasts and it makes for a fun table

If only we had money for something other than foreign nations committing genocide and the Gestapo but alas

NL Chinese Century

Chris Matthews probably

What is a child? We asked 3 libertarian diner patrons, their answers may surprise you

“Out with woke”

Translation: Abandon all causes deemed woke

And who deems things woke? That’s right, fascists

Hustle grindset dorks all over the world saw an opportunity and seized it.

This is just like those people that slap MAGA on $5 tees and sell them at Trump rallies for $39.99 to clueless bigots, except these guys don’t even have to leave the house 💰💰💰

“Computer! Be funny for me!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Indian pretending to be Israeli is very concerned about the Founding Fathers' wishes and desires

I'm assuming that you changed your name from Gargle to Katy at some point

I realize he'll go right back to saying NY under Zohran will commie hellhole tomorrow morning most likely but I am looking forward to the right's flame out over Trump being his biggest fan for a day

I'm sure it is pretty difficult to explain how you're not a fascist when you're Trump

*Person who hasn’t been paying attention voice*