Man from Hjelmdall
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Actually from STL ⚜️
All the money in the world won't fix his negative charisma which is why he will never be happy
These are the 10 richest people in the world right now.
The Top 10 Richest People In The World | December 2025
There’s a new No. 2 on Forbes’ ranking of the world’s wealthiest people.
www.forbes.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
All the money in the world won't fix his negative charisma which is why he will never be happy
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That's a mirror, big dawg
The president continued to attack Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz on Sunday after he said Trump was “fading physically” and “ranting…crazily at midnight.”
Trump Okays Release Of MRI Results After Gov. Tim Walz Questions His ‘Mental Capacity’
The president continued to attack Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz on Sunday after he said Trump was “fading physically” and “ranting…crazily at midnight.”
www.forbes.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
That's a mirror, big dawg
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
For $2K you too can look like your have filled your corduroy pants up with farts
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
For $2K you too can look like your have filled your corduroy pants up with farts
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BREAKING: Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed the meal Ramses the Great was buried with
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
BREAKING: Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed the meal Ramses the Great was buried with
If you read this and thought it was cool…well, I’d say take yourself out of the gene pool but who are we kidding, you already have
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If you read this and thought it was cool…well, I’d say take yourself out of the gene pool but who are we kidding, you already have
I'm sorry but you can't convince me that the WH Press Sec and her brother didn't get ICE to handle this little family problem for them. Tidy little way to end a custody battle, hm?
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I'm sorry but you can't convince me that the WH Press Sec and her brother didn't get ICE to handle this little family problem for them. Tidy little way to end a custody battle, hm?
Asking the important questions
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Asking the important questions
Folks, are you most famous for being a huckster and going to jail for felony battery of a woman? The republicans want YOU to run for office!
Offer Vince Shlomi said the assassination of Charlie Kirk inspired him to run for office.
‘ShamWow’ guy running for Texas House seat
Offer Vince Shlomi, commonly known as the “ShamWow guy” after his series of towel informercials, is running for a House seat in Texas with a pitch to “soak up the swamp,” according to primary…
www.kxan.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Folks, are you most famous for being a huckster and going to jail for felony battery of a woman? The republicans want YOU to run for office!
His sense of humor (as such) never evolved past “stoned 16 year old laughing at South Park”
Even that might be generous because South Park is still funny occasionally
Even that might be generous because South Park is still funny occasionally
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
His sense of humor (as such) never evolved past “stoned 16 year old laughing at South Park”
Even that might be generous because South Park is still funny occasionally
Even that might be generous because South Park is still funny occasionally
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
The last thing you see before you wake up chained to a wall in a padded room, next in line to have your organs harvested
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The last thing you see before you wake up chained to a wall in a padded room, next in line to have your organs harvested
I'd like to draw your eye to the left pectoral region of the VP's white (kinda) shirt
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I'd like to draw your eye to the left pectoral region of the VP's white (kinda) shirt
People in majority Asian countries don't really eat that much "better" than people in the US, they just eat portion sizes like this
This is a real thing at Del Taco. I can remember eating like a king for $3 at Taco Bell.
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
People in majority Asian countries don't really eat that much "better" than people in the US, they just eat portion sizes like this
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a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but presidents dont normally wage war against americans
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but presidents dont normally wage war against americans
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
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One of those guys who do long comedy takedown video essays described The Joe Rogan Experience as a screensaver for the brains of laid off warehouse forklift operators
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
One of those guys who do long comedy takedown video essays described The Joe Rogan Experience as a screensaver for the brains of laid off warehouse forklift operators
I mean we didn't ACTUALLY think this stuff was going to get released, did we? They have back up plans on top of back up plans so yeah, make a big show of passing it through the House so you can pretend you tried, then throw up your hands
The Epstein files bill passed, but Speaker Johnson is circulating a plan to block transparency on "national security" grounds. Read the full document:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/epstein-bi...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/epstein-bi...
Epstein Bill Passes as Top Official Circulates Plan to Block Transparency
Official document warns of "National Security Concerns"
www.kenklippenstein.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I mean we didn't ACTUALLY think this stuff was going to get released, did we? They have back up plans on top of back up plans so yeah, make a big show of passing it through the House so you can pretend you tried, then throw up your hands
All I want to know is if he's gonna say "excuse me princess" at some point
First photos of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released www.vooks.net/first-photos...
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
All I want to know is if he's gonna say "excuse me princess" at some point
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
Hold up I need to dust off my “Fell For It Again” awards
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hold up I need to dust off my “Fell For It Again” awards
I'm just glad they took her out of the final cut of disco elysium, I don't need a red scare bog witch doing voice work in one of my favorite games
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I'm just glad they took her out of the final cut of disco elysium, I don't need a red scare bog witch doing voice work in one of my favorite games