Chronic Tubehead
@oneeighthj.bsky.social
Writer/Producer -- Los Angeles
Given the circumstances, it could be worse
Given the circumstances, it could be worse
Each time the Bears have beaten the Packers in the past year, they’ve needed to take out the starting QB in order to win the game.
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Each time the Bears have beaten the Packers in the past year, they’ve needed to take out the starting QB in order to win the game.
What would ever convince someone to make a Jimmy Stewart biopic?
December 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What would ever convince someone to make a Jimmy Stewart biopic?
Genuinely, rewatching Raiders of the Lost Ark or Jurassic Park, I just look at any scene and I just think to myself, “Goddamn, THAT is film directing.”
always funny to me when Spielberg talk gets going again, and those people come out of the woodwork to be like, "wah wah, he's not much of an artist and he is too commercial and he's directly responsible for the downfall of mainstream American art cinema"
boooooooooooooooooooooooring
boooooooooooooooooooooooring
December 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Genuinely, rewatching Raiders of the Lost Ark or Jurassic Park, I just look at any scene and I just think to myself, “Goddamn, THAT is film directing.”
I’m gonna do TITANE with Elsa and Lightning McQueen
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement. n.pr/44ph9KC
Billion-dollar OpenAI deal allows users to make content with Disney characters
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement.
n.pr
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m gonna do TITANE with Elsa and Lightning McQueen
My sister is currently freezing in a snowstorm in Minnesota, meanwhile it’s 83 degrees in LA.
This is genuinely unfair.
This is genuinely unfair.
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My sister is currently freezing in a snowstorm in Minnesota, meanwhile it’s 83 degrees in LA.
This is genuinely unfair.
This is genuinely unfair.
Saw SchoolboyQ at the place I was having dinner. Kinda neat.
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Saw SchoolboyQ at the place I was having dinner. Kinda neat.
Buying the Revolver and Abbey Road vinyls was a good purchasing decision.
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Buying the Revolver and Abbey Road vinyls was a good purchasing decision.
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I think I finally the top 4 that fully reflects me:
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I think I finally the top 4 that fully reflects me:
It’s genuinely this kinda out of touch shit that has me thinking that if Democrats do win in ‘28 in another “return to normal” moment, and reject anything kind of legitimate ideological direction for progress, we will merely delay the Republican slouch towards outright fascism.
4 senior House Dems — Hakeem Jeffries, Katherine Clark, Pete Aguilar, & Ted Lieu — voted for a Republican-led resolution to “CONDEMN SOCIALISM,” a symbolic measure that passed the chamber on Wed. The vote comes as NYC mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is set to meet with Pres. Donald Trump at the WH today.
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It’s genuinely this kinda out of touch shit that has me thinking that if Democrats do win in ‘28 in another “return to normal” moment, and reject anything kind of legitimate ideological direction for progress, we will merely delay the Republican slouch towards outright fascism.
My running theory is that Olivia Nuzzi just wants to be the Tony Curtis character Sidney from SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS but kinda forgot the plot of the movie at some point.
Extremely mad that Olivia Nuzzi slept her way to the top. Journalists should achieve success the old-fashioned way: through cynical interpersonal networking, ideological compliance with corporate sponsors, and ruthless backchannel politicking
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My running theory is that Olivia Nuzzi just wants to be the Tony Curtis character Sidney from SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS but kinda forgot the plot of the movie at some point.
Mina Kimes: elite ball knowledge
No, Sam Darnold isn’t a “choker.” But he does struggle vs specific pressures that Rams DC Chris Shula is excellent at drawing up, and it’s something Seattle has to figure out.
Seahawks discussion on the pod 👇
🎧: apple.co/48n8lqU
📺: youtu.be/SFo5J3qnkqI?...
Seahawks discussion on the pod 👇
🎧: apple.co/48n8lqU
📺: youtu.be/SFo5J3qnkqI?...
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Mina Kimes: elite ball knowledge
I just found out that the Mr. Beast theme park is in Saudi Arabia lmao what are we doing here man?
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I just found out that the Mr. Beast theme park is in Saudi Arabia lmao what are we doing here man?
Lowkey the plot of the movie MAY DECEMBER lol
Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Lowkey the plot of the movie MAY DECEMBER lol
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Everyone is dunking on this bc of the weirdness/cosplay aspect, which is fair, but the thing that jumps out to me as most worthy of pushback here is the pretense that she’s an apolitical person
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Everyone is dunking on this bc of the weirdness/cosplay aspect, which is fair, but the thing that jumps out to me as most worthy of pushback here is the pretense that she’s an apolitical person
My Dad randomly texted me, asked me if I knew about Geese, and told me to listen to the album.
Idk if I should be concerned, how the fuck does he know about Geese???
Idk if I should be concerned, how the fuck does he know about Geese???
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My Dad randomly texted me, asked me if I knew about Geese, and told me to listen to the album.
Idk if I should be concerned, how the fuck does he know about Geese???
Idk if I should be concerned, how the fuck does he know about Geese???
Holy shit Vince Gilligan has done it again. HOLY SHIT VINCE GILLIGAN HAS DONE IT AGAIN!
GENERATIONAL TELEVISION.
YES!!!!!!!!!
GENERATIONAL TELEVISION.
YES!!!!!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Holy shit Vince Gilligan has done it again. HOLY SHIT VINCE GILLIGAN HAS DONE IT AGAIN!
GENERATIONAL TELEVISION.
YES!!!!!!!!!
GENERATIONAL TELEVISION.
YES!!!!!!!!!
Obviously disappointed in the result in Minneapolis last night.
I got to know Omar Fateh years ago personally, and he’s a really genuine dude with an amazing heart.
But he’ll be back... I know it.
I got to know Omar Fateh years ago personally, and he’s a really genuine dude with an amazing heart.
But he’ll be back... I know it.
November 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Obviously disappointed in the result in Minneapolis last night.
I got to know Omar Fateh years ago personally, and he’s a really genuine dude with an amazing heart.
But he’ll be back... I know it.
I got to know Omar Fateh years ago personally, and he’s a really genuine dude with an amazing heart.
But he’ll be back... I know it.
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The Van Jones centrist arc is quite amusing.
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The Van Jones centrist arc is quite amusing.
I know it’s been said before, but Hakeem Jeffries is GENERATIONALLY sauceless.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I know it’s been said before, but Hakeem Jeffries is GENERATIONALLY sauceless.
Evil has been vanquished.
Now we need to somehow get Hugo Soto-Martinez to become the Mayor of Los Angeles.
Now we need to somehow get Hugo Soto-Martinez to become the Mayor of Los Angeles.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Evil has been vanquished.
Now we need to somehow get Hugo Soto-Martinez to become the Mayor of Los Angeles.
Now we need to somehow get Hugo Soto-Martinez to become the Mayor of Los Angeles.