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How to pose a 2025 McDonald’s boo bucket
When special effects technology had finally caught up with the ideas they wanted to get across (mostly).
Never tried it. Place here has been advertising spam options on their menu recently.
Nacelle's #RoboForce cartoon is on Tubi. Six 22 min. episodes with an overarching story and lots of "Nacelleverse" cameos.
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
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y'all gotta see this clip where ESPN abruptly deleted the EPSN Bet promo by ripping off the whole bottom bar live because of what they're talking about
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The German makers of this vehicle have put the heist in a new ad: When You Need It Done Quickly:
I remember when they tried to make a plot point out of the color of Wally West's eyes, and it was just as much of a whiff as you think it was.
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I would bet on Wrestlemania before I bet on the NBA
"Hi, I'm a real estate developer and I've never heard of 'paint'."
Almost as bad as the video talking about the game "Super Mario Broze".
Dear @support.bsky.team: please add the Tracy Jordan 30 Rock "that's a metaphor" gif to the selection here. We've needed it quite a few times in the past week.
Reading about this luxury apartment building that's falling apart after only ten years because the developer wanted a pure white building, a color only achieved by weakening the concrete. LOL what a fucking living metaphor.
432 Park Is Cracking Up
Developers wanted the supertall’s cement façade to be a pristine white. Turns out that’s not great for durability.
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Initially read that as "swirling with autism," and thought it sounded lovely.
Just heard someone pronounce SH Figuarts as "FIGwahrts" and I need to lie down for a bit.
Malcolm on the side
Malcolm, Francis and Reese in the ‘MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE’ revival series.

Coming soon to Disney+
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Forgive me, Chicago, I was not aware of your game
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it's pretty amazing the difference one letter can make for instance there's a very sensitive 4 yo here right now insisting the grinch is called the gronch (go ahead, say it out loud. gronch) and I'm biting my lips so hard to keep from laughing my mouth tastes like pennies
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(in the pitch meeting for the cadbury's caramel bunny)

Suit #1: ... and every commercial she's laying in this seductive pose crooning sensually to everyone and all the people in the commercial wanna fuck her and hopefully the viewers too yeah

Suit #2: and the chocolate?

Suit #1: choc-wha?
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The first MALE nudity in a Godzilla movie comes from "Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla" (1994) where we briefly see Akira Yuki's ass.

So far, no character in a Godzilla movie has hanged dong.
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The first nudity in a Godzilla movie comes from "Terror of Mechagodzilla" (1975) when we see Tomoko Ai as Katsura Mafune with her breasts out as she is undergoing further cyborgization by the Black Hole Aliens.