Nutri-Grain scream
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Computer understander, recovering workaholic, getting into comics recs encouraged
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Welcome valued customer, this way please... 🫱
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i went to “mad at you island” and so desolate it was that when i washed upon the shore i thought surely there is no way for someone to survive here. not only was it devoid of people, it was as if no one had ever lived there at all. it took weeks for me to be rescued
September 23, 2024 at 9:52 PM
i went to “mad at you island” and so desolate it was that when i washed upon the shore i thought surely there is no way for someone to survive here. not only was it devoid of people, it was as if no one had ever lived there at all. it took weeks for me to be rescued
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“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
December 18, 2024 at 2:16 AM
“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
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“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials.
October 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials.
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Avoid joking around with friends at all cost if you hate smiling and laughing
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Avoid joking around with friends at all cost if you hate smiling and laughing
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Bro still has the capacity to surprise and delight
July 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Bro still has the capacity to surprise and delight
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The glad king: yippee!
Wizened vizier: assuredly so, your grace
Wizened vizier: assuredly so, your grace
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The glad king: yippee!
Wizened vizier: assuredly so, your grace
Wizened vizier: assuredly so, your grace
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
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i love you
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
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i love you
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
- 1 HP
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
i love you
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
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- 1 HP
me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
i love you
Big thing about being European is being done with your food. No more thank you, I'm done.
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Big thing about being European is being done with your food. No more thank you, I'm done.
I'm on that shit that make a man say "hey presto"
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I'm on that shit that make a man say "hey presto"
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
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You just tucked in the wrong guy
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You just tucked in the wrong guy
Loved them in the Phantom Menace
October 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Loved them in the Phantom Menace
We've honestly never been closer to AGI because this is what I do when my boss asks me for stuff so...
imagining paying for a service where i want to search something on google and it tells me no, it’s too tired to do that
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
October 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
We've honestly never been closer to AGI because this is what I do when my boss asks me for stuff so...
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(lying) great! Working on it now
How goes your quest to forge the Blade of Nerevar?
October 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
(lying) great! Working on it now
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People ask me how i became an uncle and my answer is just keep trying. Don't give up!
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
People ask me how i became an uncle and my answer is just keep trying. Don't give up!
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Abraham Lincoln (hold for applause) sucked (hold for boos) at backing down from a fight (hold for applause) and going to the theater (huge applause break)
December 24, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Abraham Lincoln (hold for applause) sucked (hold for boos) at backing down from a fight (hold for applause) and going to the theater (huge applause break)
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Xeroxing an Elder Scroll
October 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Xeroxing an Elder Scroll
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I owe the human rights community a huge apology. I was under the impression that it was Riyadh, Arkansas
October 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I owe the human rights community a huge apology. I was under the impression that it was Riyadh, Arkansas
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Here it is!
My Updated Melbourne Train and Tram Map showing structure of services after the MetroTunnel 'soft' opening in December
railmaps.com.au/melbourne_20...
I have fudged it a bit at West Footscray with the yellow line merging into blue
Also shows the new Victoria Street tram tracks.
My Updated Melbourne Train and Tram Map showing structure of services after the MetroTunnel 'soft' opening in December
railmaps.com.au/melbourne_20...
I have fudged it a bit at West Footscray with the yellow line merging into blue
Also shows the new Victoria Street tram tracks.
October 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Here it is!
My Updated Melbourne Train and Tram Map showing structure of services after the MetroTunnel 'soft' opening in December
railmaps.com.au/melbourne_20...
I have fudged it a bit at West Footscray with the yellow line merging into blue
Also shows the new Victoria Street tram tracks.
My Updated Melbourne Train and Tram Map showing structure of services after the MetroTunnel 'soft' opening in December
railmaps.com.au/melbourne_20...
I have fudged it a bit at West Footscray with the yellow line merging into blue
Also shows the new Victoria Street tram tracks.
Paradox Interactive games identified as the source, more at 6.
September 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Paradox Interactive games identified as the source, more at 6.