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The hell with it all, I just can't think of a thing other than those words of his—HAPPINESS, FREE, FOR EVERYONE, AND LET NO ONE BE FORGOTTEN!

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1/2 of @codexentries.com, talking way too much about dragon age
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jade @goblinmode.com · Sep 25
this is the type of shit i’m on. btw
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🐄🐄 ONE OF US 🐄🐄
October 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Has anyone ever made, like, dledle. A daily game where you try to guess which of two different daily games is more popular.
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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the nerevarine: puppy dog canton’s real. it’s a canton full of puppy dogs, a place i’ll belong & fit in, it’s home, i saw it.

caius cosades (zooted off the skooma): the implications are astounding
You're no match for me, Morag Tong puppy!
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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In episode 15 we go over the plot of Dragon Age: The Veilguard. We talk about what we liked, the things we liked less, agency in video game narratives, development hell, missed opportunities, restoration fantasies, Solas' plans and how much sense they make, and how he used to have hair.

Out now!
Codex Entries: Episode 15 - Dragon Age: The Veilguard Half-Baked Thoughts Part 2 or: We're Here Today to Speak on Solas
We talk about the overarching plot of Dragon Age 4: The Veilguard (formerly known as Dragon Age 4, also formerly known as Dragon Age: Dreadwolf).  Content warnings: Generalized fantasy violence.&...
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November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I'll do it. To procure the funds for the benefit of the town in accordance with the terms of the will, I'll spend the night in the haunted house. It's only right; after all, he was my eccentric uncle.
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
very funny synchronicity between recent eps of @codexentries.com and @morecivilized.bsky.social

Bioware: they love to recycle a plot!
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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As a society, we need to reconcile how we let this happen.

in the mean time you can buy my book here:

hollow-press.net/products/the...
The Bizarre World of Fake Video Games by Super Eyepatch Wolf - U.D.W.F.G. essays I
The Bizarre World of Fake Video Games by Super Eyepatch Wolf( U.D.W.F.G. essays I ) Thank you everybody for your orders and support. Preorders will be shipped within end of November as announced. Now ...
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November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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anyone talking to Socrates:
unintentionally getting owned by help pages with "don't know this? click here!" links & you keep not knowing & you keep clicking until eventually there are no more because they assume they've reached the absolute floor of possible ignorance, & it's still '1st step: Woozle your Blang values' to you.
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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🍂🍁 hanging out
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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John! John, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Milton! You know that justification of the ways of God to Man you're looking for? Well, listen to this! *begins reciting the entirety of the Bible*
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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my co-host is with family for the hall of days, so we may be a bit late again this week. that just means there's more time to SEND US VOICEMAILS! pwease :3c
DAD! A new episode of Dial-a-Pod is now available at (607) CALL-POD - "We Were Serious About Contacting Your Dad"!

This week, we decide to experiment - little to no voicemail action. We need to hear more from everyone! And dads!

Last week's episode is now available on our RSS feed at dialapod.net.
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
well it’s the day after thanksgiving which means now i’ll have “holiday sale, holiday sale, it’s the fueled by ramen holiday sale” stuck in my head for the next month+ (2010s pop punk kids will know)
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
arroz con gandules is a traditional thanksgiving dish , if you’re living right
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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you might say "jade, it doesn't make sense to release this episode on a holiday" and i say: who cares! it's thursday! listen to this while you're on your drive to see friends and family, make them listen to it too!
In episode 15 we go over the plot of Dragon Age: The Veilguard. We talk about what we liked, the things we liked less, agency in video game narratives, development hell, missed opportunities, restoration fantasies, Solas' plans and how much sense they make, and how he used to have hair.

Out now!
Codex Entries: Episode 15 - Dragon Age: The Veilguard Half-Baked Thoughts Part 2 or: We're Here Today to Speak on Solas
We talk about the overarching plot of Dragon Age 4: The Veilguard (formerly known as Dragon Age 4, also formerly known as Dragon Age: Dreadwolf).  Content warnings: Generalized fantasy violence.&...
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November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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[reading about history] wow. this is just like caves of qud
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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rebranded as the slog
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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June 30, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
what are the odds we get an erika kirk / jd vance rendition of “baby it’s cold outside” this year. as part of the fight against wokeness
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
the nerevarine: puppy dog canton’s real. it’s a canton full of puppy dogs, a place i’ll belong & fit in, it’s home, i saw it.

caius cosades (zooted off the skooma): the implications are astounding
You're no match for me, Morag Tong puppy!
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM