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No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe the same people who think Democrats should open up the big tent to forced-birth zealots also believe the big tent should also have people with Nazi tattoos in it

No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 2d

I’m sober. I’ve spent time in AA but was too much of an atheist to do the steps or any of that shit. If it works for you, great. But judging from the number of AA people I’ve seen go out, it’s NOT the only way to get and stay sober. And it’s full of predatory men looking for vulnerable women.

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No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 2d

Are you on any dating apps? If you go on a few dates with someone and you’re not feeling it, how about letting them know after, say, the third date? How about not waiting until the seventh date before telling them you just want to be friends? Thanks!

No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 4d

Why are all of these people suddenly following me?

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No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 8d

It’s a really unflattering photo of Dear Leader; his throat flaps look like labia and he’s clearly very, very old.

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No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 11d

Melania working with Hitler to return Jewish children to their homes

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dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 12d

this song has been stuck in my head for weeks so now I'm cursing (blessing) yall with it

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No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 13d

Or maybe we could just stop using fossil fuels and warming the planet with carbon emissions. I realize this article isn’t about that, but the answer is right in front of our faces.

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No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 16d

This is untrue

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 18d

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

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No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 18d

My cat’s name was Steve H Jingles (aka Tiger Love Man).

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No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 19d

Still waiting for the funny part

No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 19d

Less cowbell

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No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 19d

This Chappelle fellow appears to be quite the tool

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24d

4 panel comic

Panel 1: ICE “Agent” (thug) punches protester hard in the face.
Agent: STOP

Panel 2: ICE Agent viciously snaps protester’s arm
Agent: BEING

Panel 3: ICE Agent strangles protester
Agent: POLITICALLY

Panel 4: ICE Agent stamps on protester’s head
Agent: VIOLENT

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 24d

Whoa! SNAP! How is Trump gonna recover from this?!?! The gloves are OFF.

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No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 24d

Let’s cut them off

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No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 25d

Bush, who allowed 9/11 to happen, started two disastrous wars, and essentially destroyed the world economy in 2008, somehow wasn’t as bad as Obama, who happened to be Black. Right.

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No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 26d

Related: I so enjoyed Gutfeld and Watters fellating the king: they were talking about how the UN escalator’s sudden stop could have hurt the First Lady, but Trump? “He would have gotten right back up!”

No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 26d

Destroying the construction industry and agriculture! Which guys voted for Trump again?

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No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 28d

What is thing called “the follow-up question?” Seems like a good thing for a journalist to ask, unless your job is to simply allow your interview subjects to spout bullshit.

No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 28d

The cost of living won't matter AT ALL when he suspends the Constitution, cancels elections and orders law enforcement and the military to imprison his opponents and perceived enemies. Only Pritzker, Newsom, AOC, Crockett seems to understand this. The Democratic leadership? Out to fucking lunch.

No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 29d

What’s incredible is that he brings up trans people four fucking times in this deranged rant, as if less than 1 percent of the population merely existing has any effect whatsoever on his disastrous policies

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No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 29d

I’m going to ask you to stop focusing on “kitchen table issues” and start thinking about the fact that we have an actual dictator controlling our government and that he’s trying to rig elections and end democracy as we know it. Take a tip from Pritzker.

No Shoes @noshoes.bsky.social · 29d

Argument?