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Michael
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It was supposed to be "be gay do crime", not "be gay be crime".

Magneto was right
Pinned
Unpinned my post on preparedness and resiliency.

Apparently the prevailing strategy in the US is to just shrug and say it is what it is. You're all going to die, if you're lucky.
Injecting weed is for dummies.
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Food banks can always use money, but it’s rough out there, and money is tight for all of us. If you have non perishables like canned food, or things like rice or oats, they’ll often be glad of them. The other thing I’ve heard they want: powdered milk. Kids need calcium, and powdered milk keeps.
Donate to your local food bank instead.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
American schools don’t teach Archimedes’ Principle because it’s not American-made (in China).

USA! USA! USA!
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Trying to call the vet to get the results of my cat’s blood tests. I haven’t spoken to such a gormless twit in the phone in years, and I work in tech support. I was just about ready to ask them to put ME down so I didn’t have to be in that conversation anymore.

AND they couldn’t give me the results
November 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Self selection at work. Can we just post that sign right outside of people’s front door? They can turn right the fuck around and go back inside.
Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Used to be we had a good thing going on Global. If I wanted to read all of Edens Zero, that’d be US$500, roughly, at $15 a volume For 33 volumes. That’s AU$760. With the generous $3 a volume discount.

Needless to say, I’m not buying any of that. It’s more than paperback prices on Amazon right now.
October 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Blumhouse are such a mixed bag of fine to preferring a root canal as a good way to spend 90 minutes (Insidious or ANY Paranormal Activity film are in that category). I hope it'll be good, but I'm filled with more tension and dread at the thought of it than the finished film/series will manage.
There’s a new chapter coming in the comic that redefined modern horror.
We’re bringing Something Is Killing the Children to life in both a live action film and adult animated series from @jamesthefourth.bsky.social Werther Dell'Edera and @boom-studios.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Can AWS stay down like another… 18 hours? I don’t know how much of my job relies on it, but I know I have a fuckload of things to repair, and services being down would give me so much distraction free time!
October 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ugh… just read Bury the Lede, enjoyed it, went looking for more by the author, and I find he’s some weirdo chaser, apparently? Like, good for him for transitioning and being his authentic self but apparently that authentic self is some kind of absolute dick bag borderline incel?
October 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
You want to know the last time I even signed into DeviantArt? It was MSN-client icon still being a thing worth making long ago.

I didn't publish a lot, but at the time I would make simple wallpapers, and occasionally icons for random things that weren't often part of a Gnome or KDE icon set.
October 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
@stjepansejic.bsky.social I finished Sunstone last night, and started Mercy today, and all I can say on reading your foreword is “mmm yes, harder!”
October 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Pass it on. I sullied my eyes with a quick look and it's all propaganda and bile.
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
@madcavestudios.com I've been reading a bit of Mad Cave stuff on Global and I'd like to support creators more than their share of my subscription gets them. I don't need issues/TPs on my shelf, but I don't see merch on your site. Mugs, tees, pin badges, that kind of thing. Is that stuff coming?
October 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
@stjepansejic.bsky.social I just discovered Sunstone on Global Comics the other day, and I’m really enjoying it so far! Come for the bondage, stay for the romance and drama. I’m about to start vol 4 and I’m so excited for this series to break my heart at some point! Please say it’s going to do that.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
it's not FOR us
October 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Anyone care to explain why the Apple Music app on the mac is absolutely fucking terrible?
October 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
This might be the trans-est thing I’ve ever read. I can’t be the only one who thought that, reading Ultimate Spider-Man #1, this year, right?
October 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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You want fries with that? tinyview.com/the-other-en...
September 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Nothing is degrading for MtG, anymore. They've sold out well past the point of having any integrity or brand respect at all. Might as well do Star Trek.
This is tacky and degrading for both Star Trek and MtG.

On paper, I should be the bullseye of the target audience for this set, but this image just makes me feel sad.
We're going to warp! Destination: #MTGxStarTrek in 2026! #StarTrek
September 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Am I learning Python right? My music choice yesterday was Rush, today it's King Crimson.
September 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
@aaliyah67.bsky.social So which one are you, little fishie? Zero posts on your OF, and a picture that has apparently been used everywhere for years?

🐈🐠
September 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️
September 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Now that “Antifa” is “officially” a “terrorist organisation” (a Tweet isn’t official, Antifa is a right wing fiction, and any who wear the label aren’t organised enough to be terrorists), there’s no reason not to shoot first if you see a meathead in a tactical vest. You’re going to get vanned.
September 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM