Nick Semper Tyrannis
@nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
Let *me* radicalize you *and* lead you to despair.
Trusted news source.
Verified.
Worse than Watergate.
The Left's Joe Rogan.
It enjoyer.
Hobbies: Gardening, woodworking, jury nullification, old trucks.
Trusted news source.
Verified.
Worse than Watergate.
The Left's Joe Rogan.
It enjoyer.
Hobbies: Gardening, woodworking, jury nullification, old trucks.
Pinned
Sending pigpoopballs to the FBI tip line is praxis.
It's giving Tuesday, give me a fucking job.
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It's giving Tuesday, give me a fucking job.
Meeting people where they are means tolerating the Midwestern belief that any dish from any culture can be made into a casserole.
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Meeting people where they are means tolerating the Midwestern belief that any dish from any culture can be made into a casserole.
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Costco, home to my favorite “business guy that actually built something confronting the C-Suite MBA mind rot” story. www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...
Did Costco Founder Say 'I Will Kill You' to CEO Who Wanted To Raise Hot Dog Prices?
The cost of the $1.50 hot dog and soda combo has not changed since 1985.
www.snopes.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Costco, home to my favorite “business guy that actually built something confronting the C-Suite MBA mind rot” story. www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...
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what do you think his resting heart rate is right now
Y'all this is absolutely bonkers. It's nearly midnight.
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
what do you think his resting heart rate is right now
Make the east wing a five-thousand-foot black tower with an all-seeing eye of fire at its apex.
Truly wild how conservatives care more about owning the libs than conserving our history
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Make the east wing a five-thousand-foot black tower with an all-seeing eye of fire at its apex.
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LEAVITT: PRESIDENT TRUMP'S BODY IS NOT OVERWHELMED BY BLACK BILE
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
LEAVITT: PRESIDENT TRUMP'S BODY IS NOT OVERWHELMED BY BLACK BILE
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LEAVITT: TRAILS OF TENEBROUS ICHOR BUBBLING ON FLOOR OF THE ROSE GARDEN UNRELATED TO PRESIDENT'S HEALTH
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
LEAVITT: TRAILS OF TENEBROUS ICHOR BUBBLING ON FLOOR OF THE ROSE GARDEN UNRELATED TO PRESIDENT'S HEALTH
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
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what could ever have given these guys the impression that america would simply let high-ranking officials get away with war crimes?
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
what could ever have given these guys the impression that america would simply let high-ranking officials get away with war crimes?
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Reason #1528 why I hate that the United States forces car ownership on its inhabitants:
My son's photo ...
Business class on a high-speed train in China.
Business class on a high-speed train in China.
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Reason #1528 why I hate that the United States forces car ownership on its inhabitants:
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It's the most wonderful time of the year.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Sargent: "Don't worry Chief, I put our thiccest cops on duty to try and distract people from Luigi."
Chief: "What?"
Chief: "What?"
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sargent: "Don't worry Chief, I put our thiccest cops on duty to try and distract people from Luigi."
Chief: "What?"
Chief: "What?"
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fuck it, for the people in the back:
the jeff bezos owned washington post is the outlet responsible for making sure the primary complaint about AI was water. this may have been in part because jeff knew it was bullshit, so when amzn gets blowback they can easily prove their water footprint is small
the jeff bezos owned washington post is the outlet responsible for making sure the primary complaint about AI was water. this may have been in part because jeff knew it was bullshit, so when amzn gets blowback they can easily prove their water footprint is small
not to be conspiratorial but the outlet that successfully pushed this line and made it the primary complaint was wapo
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
fuck it, for the people in the back:
the jeff bezos owned washington post is the outlet responsible for making sure the primary complaint about AI was water. this may have been in part because jeff knew it was bullshit, so when amzn gets blowback they can easily prove their water footprint is small
the jeff bezos owned washington post is the outlet responsible for making sure the primary complaint about AI was water. this may have been in part because jeff knew it was bullshit, so when amzn gets blowback they can easily prove their water footprint is small
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actually Die Hard is a Cow Tools movie
December 20, 2024 at 12:06 PM
actually Die Hard is a Cow Tools movie
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it is 2002 i am cursing chuck schumer for being a feckless weathervane cosigning murder in the global south
it is 2025 i am cursing chuck schumer for al;kjkaslkdg. Ahsingnlsdl;kdfli. Teh. TEH.
it is 2025 i am cursing chuck schumer for al;kjkaslkdg. Ahsingnlsdl;kdfli. Teh. TEH.
its cool that chuck schumer hasn't said a single thing about the president and DoD doing an illegal war *AGAIN*
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
it is 2002 i am cursing chuck schumer for being a feckless weathervane cosigning murder in the global south
it is 2025 i am cursing chuck schumer for al;kjkaslkdg. Ahsingnlsdl;kdfli. Teh. TEH.
it is 2025 i am cursing chuck schumer for al;kjkaslkdg. Ahsingnlsdl;kdfli. Teh. TEH.
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Pete Hagueseth. We should make it a thing.
Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Pete Hagueseth. We should make it a thing.
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‘Kindness is free’? Okay. So is antagonizing the shit out of people
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
‘Kindness is free’? Okay. So is antagonizing the shit out of people
Wild day seeing all the posts on LinkedIn from the people who fired me with no warning right before Thanksgiving talking about how their coworkers are their family.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Wild day seeing all the posts on LinkedIn from the people who fired me with no warning right before Thanksgiving talking about how their coworkers are their family.
Happy thanksgiving to the social media intern at Campbell's Soups, lol.
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Happy thanksgiving to the social media intern at Campbell's Soups, lol.
Put the t on the end
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Put the t on the end
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My dad said if Rendon was a gentleman he’d just retire and forgo his last year’s salary.
I argue taking more money from a billionaire is real gentleman behavior and always correct.
I argue taking more money from a billionaire is real gentleman behavior and always correct.
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My dad said if Rendon was a gentleman he’d just retire and forgo his last year’s salary.
I argue taking more money from a billionaire is real gentleman behavior and always correct.
I argue taking more money from a billionaire is real gentleman behavior and always correct.
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there were a couple weeks where i tried Perplexity to see if AI search engines were any good.
They aren't.
If you disagree let me make something clear: I am better at searching than you.
They aren't.
If you disagree let me make something clear: I am better at searching than you.
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
there were a couple weeks where i tried Perplexity to see if AI search engines were any good.
They aren't.
If you disagree let me make something clear: I am better at searching than you.
They aren't.
If you disagree let me make something clear: I am better at searching than you.
BRING ME SOLO looking ass.
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
BRING ME SOLO looking ass.