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nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis
@nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
420 followers 980 following 3.2K posts
Let *me* radicalize you *and* lead you to despair. Trusted news source. Verified. Worse than Watergate. The Left's Joe Rogan. It enjoyer. Hobbies: Gardening, woodworking, jury nullification, old trucks.
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nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 19d
Sending pigpoopballs to the FBI tip line is praxis.
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thedreadedlurgy.bsky.social
The Dreaded Lurgy @thedreadedlurgy.bsky.social · 1d
Amateurs! vet.ed.ac.uk
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rainsurname.bsky.social
RainSurname @rainsurname.bsky.social · 1d
Someone left a rack full of inflatable costumes near the ICE building in Portland.

I love this town.

This is a wonderful thread that explains how & why Portland is Like This.
bsky.app/profile/ceau...
A clothing rack on a sidewalk, full of colorful inflatable costumes, with a sign that says free.
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nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 1d
I accidentally logged out of my app and couldn't remember my password or muster up the energy to reset my password for days.

I'm not saying Jay Inceptioned me over this post, but I'm not not saying it.
nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 5d
nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 4d
Life hack: charge this thing whenever your witchy friends remind each other to charge their crystals.
A sealed lead acid battery jump box that must be charged every 30 days.
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nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 4d
nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 4d
Somewhere Alex Jones is editing the "they're turning frogs gay" audio to claim he predicted the Antifa frog of Portland.
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Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · 4d
“Multiplying protest frogs” 🤣
Troops to Portland still on hold, multiplying protest frogs, fact-check on Trump claims: Get caught up
It’s not clear when the 9th Circuit panel will issue its ruling, but it will likely come before an Oct. 17 hearing
www.oregonlive.com
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dylanmacri.bsky.social
Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 5d
A new incredible form!

Topless: www.patreon.com/posts/fem-go...

/ #MyArt / #DragonBall / #Goku /
Genderswapped Goku in a battle damaged outfit and scars smiling with a fist on her hip.
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nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 4d
Beautiful. I could watch this all day.
peoplesfabric.com
The People's Fabric @peoplesfabric.com · 4d
ISP really wants to get an elevated look here but they’ve been struggling to figure this out for almost ten minutes.

One protesters yells, “I’m certified if you need help.”
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nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 4d
Somewhere Alex Jones is editing the "they're turning frogs gay" audio to claim he predicted the Antifa frog of Portland.
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bencollins.bsky.social
Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 5d
Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
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nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 5d
Always
Qui gon Jim: there's always a stupider joke
nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 5d
I downloaded a viewer called moshidon so I could toot from mobile and it's going well.
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nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 5d
I need to follow more people on there. You got a starter pack?
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nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 5d
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 5d
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thelouvreof.bsky.social
The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 5d
chrisdeleon.bsky.social
Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 6d
Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls? Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
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the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 8d
LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao he’s so fucking ugly
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nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 5d
I have similar labels on my carry weapon and my trauma kit.
A bin on the shed door holding a torch and a fire extinguisher labeled more fire/less fire.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social
escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 6d
WWII "Friend" poster series from the Allied Forces, originally demonstrating the various Allied forces (British, Australian, Chinese, French, Dutch, etc.) and their appearances It reads: "This man is your FRIEND He fights for FREEDOM" The image is a sepia/black and white toned image of the Portland Frog protester, simply labelled FROG
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 6d
In her face.
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nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 6d
It's massivedong.
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drucifer.bsky.social
🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 6d
who wanna be civil war penpals?
screenshot of a notes app formatted like a typewritten letter: Dearest Mommy—— I write to you today from the forward trenches, having just been moved up scarcely half a fortnight ago. The other they/thems in the regiment are saying it’s General’s orders, but it’s hard to know for sure; nobody seems to have any purpose or power here. The front is as terrible as you may so imagine. Every day the posts come roaring down the timeline, and every day we grow ever more grim about the mouth as we dunk and quote-retweet. This whole blasted war wears terribly on my soul, Mommy, and I feel as though I might shrivel all up into ash, like crêpe papier set before the hearth. But there is some relief to be found, Mommy, if not hope. It must sound strange, but there is no force I have yet found which shall compare to discovering a comrade to shore up against in a dark and hopeless thread; though you may share but one or two followers with them, or none at all, you feel as though their faves buoy you up from the brown, filthy water. You fight alongside them but once, then they are gone, but the feeling stays with you. I grow weary, so that is all I shall write for now, Mommy, save to send you you all my uwu’s and 🥺’s. Much Love,
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nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 6d
We've settled on The Years of Lead Paint, actually.
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nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
EEK! Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 6d
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making antifa and I saw one of the antifas and the antifa looked at me!
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codyjohnston.bsky.social
Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 6d
the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa
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