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Eric
@newhouse.bsky.social
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not that kind of lawyer | somewhere in middle America | retired Jeopardy champion | gen X | serial curler | almost certainly not here in a professional capacity | he/him | yes, I'm having a good time boxd.it/3JqCj
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 9h
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 12h
what a pleasant surprise, although tbh I’m a little embarrassed I did not know about this
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withinthewires.bsky.social @withinthewires.bsky.social · 23h
New Episode: Cassette 1: Research Island

"Is this what astronauts feel like?"

Listen here: www.nightvalepresents.com/withinthewires
The Within The Wires logo: A stick drawing of a damselfly with blue wings and a green body on a mustard yellow background. At the top in white letters: Within The Wires
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 12h
what if hooptober but also … gialloctober?
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 12h
do not give me that power. I do not want the responsibility of that power
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 12h
in retrospect I realize this also works as a rhetorical question commenting on the proliferation of car washes in the Metro
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 15h
WHY DID Y’ALL NOT TELL ME THERE WAS NEW AGRICULTURE

(ok I knew this, I’ve just been real preoccupied and/or traveling last few weeks)
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 16h
Siri, show me the absolute polar opposite of Dusty Rhodes’ Hard Times promo
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 16h
… which one
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 16h
Merkin for the Weekend was RIGHT THERE
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 16h
doesn’t matter. he’ll chase that ring right into the lava before he suffers a moment of self awareness
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 18h
if his monument you seek, look around you
a Halloween costume based on Drew Struzan’s poster for The Thing. Black clothed figure with arms stretched out to their sides, The Thing in white sans serif text suspended from their torso, and a bright white light where their head should be. I forget who this is, but well done you.
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 22h
So many assholes, so few pies.
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Kyle Thomas @kylehemingway.com · 1d
Happy Anita Bryant Pie Day to all who celebrate.
Anita Bryant's Pie to the Face - www.NBCUniversalArchives.com
YouTube video by NBCUniversal Archives
youtu.be
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 22h
RICHARD III (1995; Richard Loncraine, dir.)
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Darragh Mc Kenna @darraghmckenna.bsky.social · 1d
This does not fill me with joy
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 23h
illuminating, even
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 1d
I was thinking that unique "AI" slop shade of pissbrown before it went all teal

can we not just give Edward Berger a half billion to make a saucy six hour epic about the Bach family instead
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 1d
RIP the legendary Drew Struzan (1947-2025) 😩

Even though we were expecting the news any day now, it makes me very sad. What an artist.
Struzan by himself
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 1d
not only are we bringing Mozart back, we're bringing back ... the teal and orange look?
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 1d
kids! it's a K-6 school so what, 12 years tops?
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 1d
it's vests now, but I drive by one of those every morning
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 1d
we do the Dance of Joy but we smoke as we're doing it
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 1d
bonne fête de l’action de grâce

ne traduisez pas ce skeet

🇨🇦
A white man dressed in black with a mustache and a black cowboy hat in a radio studio, pointing intently and wide-eyed at you.
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 1d
a whole album’s worth of delights really
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 1d
name an Italian who deserves a day more than Columbus
White sans serif text over a cloudy sky and a low horizon, which is interesting: directed by Sergio Corbucci. It’s Athens; still from Bersaglio Mobile a/k/a Moving Target a/k/a Death on the Run.
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 1d
Something blue.
a Pilot Capless in Blue Carbonesque (a light blue on black stippled pattern vaguely reminiscent of carbon fiber) lying diagonally on a navy blue Rhodia notebook with an orange strap extending downward as in a Rabo Karabekian painting.
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Eric @newhouse.bsky.social · 1d
happy Eastbound Maple Open Through Benson Day to the Omaha metro
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