Natty
nattybdc.bsky.social
Natty
@nattybdc.bsky.social
Here for a good time, not a long time
TFW you’re betrayed by family and not allowed to counter surf at will
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
LOL WTF?
They know.

Happy Thanksgiving, sickos.
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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"Sir, they posted hotdogs for Thanksgiving."
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Fine, I’ll say it: The NFL games on Thanksgiving this year are too good. They’re supposed to be mid matchups that we all throw on in the background because they’re on. The Lions and Cowboys being good has violated this crucial social construct
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
He’s fine now but I would like to report that our 2 brain cell husky ate like $30 of Christmas chocolate I was slowly stowing away for the holiday.

No chocolate covered cherries for my Mom! 😡
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Feeling pretty good about my Mac and cheese game.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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potato shack sign, ocean city, maryland, 1985
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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“millions of people worldwide will pay for MLS Season Pass to pay to see Messi and friends”
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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when the tryptophan hits
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Travelers: We would like you to hire more flight controllers, stop planes from colliding and not pack us in like it’s the last train to Auschwitz.

Duffy: Would it kill you guys to put on a fucking tie? Maybe buy a snappy pair of cordovans.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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NYT Editorial Board: we need a piece about a Democratic policy platform. hm. what if we paid James Carville to write the same thing he's been saying since 1991, plus the thing every contributor has been saying since November 2024
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Eagles sports radio is gonna make the red wedding look like a romantic comedy
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKER - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Call me Dick Cheney cuz I’m about to commit war crimes on this “munch wrap” from the local birria spot
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I hope people stop using leaf blowers in my lifetime.

What a dumb waste of time.
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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WELKER: Inflation has gone up. It's at 3% now up from 2% in April when the tariffs were imposed--

BESSENT: No, no no no. So, inflation hasn't gone up. The one thing we're not gonna do is do what the Biden administration did and tell the American people they don't know how they feel
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Has anyone considered ending the male loneliness epidemic by simply having men listen to Achilles Last Stand really loud in the dark #nowplaying #classicrock #hifi #music
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM