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🐈⬛happy black cat month🐈⬛
your fun fact of the day: cryogenics is the science of low temperatures, cryonics is the pseudoscience of putting pizza delivery guys in a freezer for 1,000 years
your fun fact of the day: cryogenics is the science of low temperatures, cryonics is the pseudoscience of putting pizza delivery guys in a freezer for 1,000 years
manousos: when i see a zombie i floor it
December 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
manousos: when i see a zombie i floor it
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Should I ask him for a kayak? 🪶🌿
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Should I ask him for a kayak? 🪶🌿
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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I never did see Santa as a bottom
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I never did see Santa as a bottom
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EXCEPTIONAL NEWS!!!
![Joe's Crazzy Critters • Follow
I'm happy to report that Charles the alligator, received his two week checkup today, and we are all smiling!... See more
[alligator smiling]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:awzzrtrcrvpnxi3ph2sbhxwv/bafkreid2t4yf4kb6xmlvqvjksf4qu4623wpa6l72ivubdwkjx2dniuiiuq@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
EXCEPTIONAL NEWS!!!
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[Fists balled, shaking] yes they are, you fucking monster
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
[Fists balled, shaking] yes they are, you fucking monster
ok so this evening at work someone was knocking on the door so i went to let them in, it was a 6'4" middle-aged man and a teenage e-kid with a fox mask?? apparently they were there an hour early for the kid's therapy appointment & the therapist wasn't even there yet (which is why they had to knock)
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
ok so this evening at work someone was knocking on the door so i went to let them in, it was a 6'4" middle-aged man and a teenage e-kid with a fox mask?? apparently they were there an hour early for the kid's therapy appointment & the therapist wasn't even there yet (which is why they had to knock)
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If you're new to cooking or don't trust yourself to recognize a bad AI recipe, for the love on god, do not just use random recipes from random profiles. Find trustworthy sites and creators (Serious Eats, NYT Cooking, J. Kenji Lopez-Alt, Alton Brown) and search their archives for what you need.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If you're new to cooking or don't trust yourself to recognize a bad AI recipe, for the love on god, do not just use random recipes from random profiles. Find trustworthy sites and creators (Serious Eats, NYT Cooking, J. Kenji Lopez-Alt, Alton Brown) and search their archives for what you need.
someone in a different office suite just connected their airpods to my work computer and made apple music open on its own???? so i'm making them listen to this
Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing (Official Music Video) | Warner Vault
YouTube video by Warner Records Vault
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
someone in a different office suite just connected their airpods to my work computer and made apple music open on its own???? so i'm making them listen to this
ahh... a former client of my boss's firm, which never saw a single dime from said client (they forgot to pay and we forgot to follow up?), has unfortunately passed away, therefore my boss is offering to give his family free legal assistance...
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
ahh... a former client of my boss's firm, which never saw a single dime from said client (they forgot to pay and we forgot to follow up?), has unfortunately passed away, therefore my boss is offering to give his family free legal assistance...
economy so bad "sixty-nine" jokes have depreciated to six-seven
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
economy so bad "sixty-nine" jokes have depreciated to six-seven
i recognize "fucking the (x) man for (x)" from somewhere but there's literally no way of googling it or bsky searching it or in any way finding it at all anywhere halp
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i recognize "fucking the (x) man for (x)" from somewhere but there's literally no way of googling it or bsky searching it or in any way finding it at all anywhere halp
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Alice Greedy Dyke
England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005
England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Alice Greedy Dyke
England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005
England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Always thinking of you, ya freaks
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I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
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So today I heard that Chile recently crowned their country’s beauty queen to compete in the World competition and not only is Miss World Chile a beauty, she is also the singer in a progressive death metal band and you get no guesses what her winning talent performance was
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
So today I heard that Chile recently crowned their country’s beauty queen to compete in the World competition and not only is Miss World Chile a beauty, she is also the singer in a progressive death metal band and you get no guesses what her winning talent performance was
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Considering she did the performance in a classic beauty queen gown and sash, I think she was definitely holding back on the judges assuming she didn’t kill them due to shock
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Considering she did the performance in a classic beauty queen gown and sash, I think she was definitely holding back on the judges assuming she didn’t kill them due to shock