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🐈⬛happy black cat month🐈⬛
your fun fact of the day: cryogenics is the science of low temperatures, cryonics is the pseudoscience of putting pizza delivery guys in a freezer for 1,000 years
your fun fact of the day: cryogenics is the science of low temperatures, cryonics is the pseudoscience of putting pizza delivery guys in a freezer for 1,000 years
if he can please just shut UP already about "your daughter's 37 dolls" etc etc
December 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
if he can please just shut UP already about "your daughter's 37 dolls" etc etc
don't know much about a science book
don't know much about the french i took
don't know much about the french i took
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
don't know much about a science book
don't know much about the french i took
don't know much about the french i took
> something which few people would be able to do very well
my alarm clock app has a similar test it makes me do every morning before 8 AM, just to check i'm not gonna roll over & go back to sleep... which i usually do anyway
my alarm clock app has a similar test it makes me do every morning before 8 AM, just to check i'm not gonna roll over & go back to sleep... which i usually do anyway
December 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
> something which few people would be able to do very well
my alarm clock app has a similar test it makes me do every morning before 8 AM, just to check i'm not gonna roll over & go back to sleep... which i usually do anyway
my alarm clock app has a similar test it makes me do every morning before 8 AM, just to check i'm not gonna roll over & go back to sleep... which i usually do anyway
i'm guessing the hyperbolic nonsense here is mostly for attention. being stupid online is even better than being smart
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i'm guessing the hyperbolic nonsense here is mostly for attention. being stupid online is even better than being smart
potentially not having a future in writing, because a lot of people don't like your writing; but probably continuing to have a future in writing, just one where you're sometimes made fun of: just like being lynched
since when has being polarizing ended anyone's career?
since when has being polarizing ended anyone's career?
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
potentially not having a future in writing, because a lot of people don't like your writing; but probably continuing to have a future in writing, just one where you're sometimes made fun of: just like being lynched
since when has being polarizing ended anyone's career?
since when has being polarizing ended anyone's career?
yeah they got banned for it once on a previous account, then bluesky stopped giving a fuck apparently. whenever you see "elfwick" it's this dumb fucking troll
December 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
yeah they got banned for it once on a previous account, then bluesky stopped giving a fuck apparently. whenever you see "elfwick" it's this dumb fucking troll
idk he's not really on their level I think. like, he got a career out of lying, but he never really became relevant. he just made himself into an even crappier james patterson
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
idk he's not really on their level I think. like, he got a career out of lying, but he never really became relevant. he just made himself into an even crappier james patterson
oh lmao i can see why this went viral, but i'm still a little skeptical it was ever actually a thing
but controversy + boobs + di$ney = guaranteed viral social media trend!
but controversy + boobs + di$ney = guaranteed viral social media trend!
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
oh lmao i can see why this went viral, but i'm still a little skeptical it was ever actually a thing
but controversy + boobs + di$ney = guaranteed viral social media trend!
but controversy + boobs + di$ney = guaranteed viral social media trend!
lol if you show up at disney with spaghetti straps and a skirt shorter than fingertip length, they take you to the nurse's office and make you put on sweatpants and a school spirit tee
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
lol if you show up at disney with spaghetti straps and a skirt shorter than fingertip length, they take you to the nurse's office and make you put on sweatpants and a school spirit tee
his greed sickens me he doesnt need 3 blankeys 😤
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
his greed sickens me he doesnt need 3 blankeys 😤
tumblr developed the idea of a quorum of people by whose consensus you can be rendered absolutely dunked on specifically for this man
you need 12 people to spell out K U N G P O W P E N I S & if you get kung pow penised there's absolutely no way of coming back from that
you need 12 people to spell out K U N G P O W P E N I S & if you get kung pow penised there's absolutely no way of coming back from that
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
tumblr developed the idea of a quorum of people by whose consensus you can be rendered absolutely dunked on specifically for this man
you need 12 people to spell out K U N G P O W P E N I S & if you get kung pow penised there's absolutely no way of coming back from that
you need 12 people to spell out K U N G P O W P E N I S & if you get kung pow penised there's absolutely no way of coming back from that
i like kiritescu ngl, makes him sound vaguely hungarian or something
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i like kiritescu ngl, makes him sound vaguely hungarian or something
yeah but switching between the pressure gauge and the air pump is annoying. i'd rather have to open a jar of pickles with one hand tied behind my back than guess-and-check my tire pressure at a gas station in the winter
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
yeah but switching between the pressure gauge and the air pump is annoying. i'd rather have to open a jar of pickles with one hand tied behind my back than guess-and-check my tire pressure at a gas station in the winter
or you can just wait around until you happen to find one that's conveniently located when you happen to be thinking about it, which will inevitably be when it's also 19°F out & the middle of the night & the air thing doesn't have a built in pressure meter so you have to guess & check
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
or you can just wait around until you happen to find one that's conveniently located when you happen to be thinking about it, which will inevitably be when it's also 19°F out & the middle of the night & the air thing doesn't have a built in pressure meter so you have to guess & check
like piranhas on a water buffalo... six or seven kei cars can completely devour an F-150 in under 30 seconds, bones and all
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
like piranhas on a water buffalo... six or seven kei cars can completely devour an F-150 in under 30 seconds, bones and all
plus in a traffic jam you can just drive your tiny car right under the lifted pickup in front of you!
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
plus in a traffic jam you can just drive your tiny car right under the lifted pickup in front of you!
photos from the hollywood adaptation of reality
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
photos from the hollywood adaptation of reality