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Myster Joshua
@mysterjoshua.bsky.social
Loremonger, breaker of bread, owner of one numb thumb (leads to typos and apologies).

Dark Souls 2 enjoyer
Hunter: The Parenting fan
Average Miniature Painter
Darkwood

I have unrelated and unhinged historical anecdotes for the asking.

He/Him
PMs🚫
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About me?

I don't post much, but I'll try to reply with praise for your #Minispainting, or if you wanna talk shop about Ogre Popenang productions.

Big 40k lore/meme fan, but I try not to mention that on a first date.

Have fun out there!
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Hey everyone going WELL TIME TO PLAY MORE FORTNITE TO HUNT DOWN PEOPLE WEARING HARRY POTTER STUFF

No. Stop playing Fortnite. They're partnering with Rowling and Harry Potter in 2025, with full knowledge of what that decision means. Stop supporting them. Stop playing the game.
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I don't know what I would have done if I hadn't found other weird kids at school. Just a handful of peers who didn't shove me against lockers for reading too much or not dressing in Nike brand clothes probably saved my bacon.
So I'm occasionally seeing conservative influencers urging parents not to let their kids be "weird", and ... I dunno, it feels like they're overplaying their hand?

Sis, you haven't even gotten rid of the gays yet and you think you're gonna turn on the theater kids and metalheads?
December 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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we been knew and fuck you

what an unfortunate turn of events

sadly i know fortnite is an ecosystem that many will not dare to boycott, but i am rooting for all of those who do (haven’t played myself in months anyway)
🪄✨ BREAKING: #FortniteWinterfest 2025 Harry Potter crossover CONFIRMED!

Stay tune for more updates at tinyurl.com/56y9bxe4

Patch 39.11 December 18

#Fortnite #HarryPotter #FortniteSkin #WinterfestEvent
#FortniteCrossover #GamingTrends #HarryPotterFortnite #Baskingamer
December 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
One day, hopefully soon, we will check our socials media and see a name trending for reasons that will fill us with euphoric giddiness.
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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In memory of Rob Reiner, please enjoy my favourite Wikipedia entry of all time, which is Former Members of Spinal Tap. Any time I need a laugh, I pull it up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinal_...
Spinal Tap (band) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Knives Out Wake Up Dead Man was a helluva ride.

As a recovering Catholic, father Judd was very interesting for me to watch. I have many thoughts, but he really plays the priest you always wished you could have had growing up. And I love Benoit has to tell him he's being too dramatic once or twice.
December 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
So I saw Zardoz ages ago on Space the Inagination Station, decided to give it another watch. Wanted to see if it was as bonkers as I remember.

It is. Holy smokes, what must it have been like watching this in the theatre?!?!
a statue of a man with a beard is looking at the camera with a very scary face .
Alt: a statue of a man with a beard is looking at the camera with a very scary face .
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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“No, WE didn’t forget the mother in this situation. YOU did. You voted for this… it was ok until it happened to YOU.” #ForcedBirthNation
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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CANCEL your Fortnite subscriptions and DELETE the game from all your computers.

Choosing—and yes, it is a CHOICE— to license Harry Potter in 2025 sends a message: "We do not care about trans people."

No amount of Miku or trans-colored cosmetic items can make up for this.
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Fuck Fortnite, Fuck Epic, Fuck The Game Awards.

Posting this to their X but NOT their Bluesky just SHOWS they know they're doing some bigoted shit & just don't wanna get called out for it.

Imagine hurting your Transgender playerbase like this? And your Transgender viewers {In the case of TGA}?
December 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this

there are other, better franchises - let this one go
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Bingo. It probably helped that Mussolini was a journalist and newspaper founder prior to the March on Rome

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The trains only ran on time for the rich.

" upgraded the main lines on which businessmen, politicians and comfort-minded tourists sped between Milan and Rome... As the direttissimi whizzed by on schedule, aged commuter locals filled with workers were shunted onto sidings."
December 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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If Gary Gygax had written APOCALYPSE WORLD, sex moves would be called "coitus strategems."

#TTRPG
December 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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A+ trolling from Zelenskyy
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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A little funny from the Ogre Poppenang Work Discord
(this was made a while ago)
#Huntertheparenting #worldofdarkness #vtm
October 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Cratchit was also supporting a stay at home wife and SIX KIDS on his salary. They weren't doing great, but after Tiny Tim got his operation he was right as rain. They were making rent and had an Xmas goose.

Working for the most miserly man in London was better than working today.
December 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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If you’re looking for something to fill the gap while #TheMightyNein winds down, #HunterTheParenting might be the #TTRPG animated series you’ve been missing!

What makes HTP different, and why are so many fans calling it their next big obsession? Check it out!

#CriticalRole
December 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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A predator, hunting every transphobic piece of shit !
But also the protector of trans kids !

(awesome mini from @fenrisgames.com )
December 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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"I think I am here to chew bubblegum and to kick ass. And I am all out of bubblegum."
December 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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My next AMV is LIVE!!

It's The Postal Service x Serial Experiments Lain!!

Go give it a watch and lemme know what you think!

#amv #animemusicvideo #serialexperimentslain #thepostalservice

youtu.be/3bVE_j2nrbo?...
[AMV] The Postal Service "This Place is a Prison"/Lain (CW: eyestrain, flashing lights) #amv
YouTube video by Mochi Zuki
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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12-year-old Nat showing her ultra-Christian neighbor Vampire Knight AMVs on the family computer
#comic #art #anime
October 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM