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Matt Barnes
@msbarnes.bsky.social
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Data scientist. Former political scientist. Portie enthusiast. Crow enabler in Seattle.
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stressful monday at work. time to log off and get ready for mariners baseball
Decided to go to the Shoreline, WA protest this time around. Great energy out here
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
MARINERS I NEVER DOUBTED YOU
if I was a Mariners pitcher, I would simply not throw meatballs right down the middle
so where do the shitheads fit in then
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a drone is just an airborne sexy thomas the tank engine after all
Hudson and Rex should remain hidden, for all of our sakes
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Interrupting today’s football festivities to make a brief announcement:

Go M’s
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
where it gets fun is when the safety razor you're using to shave the pork belly gets gummed up with fat and you have to resort to plucking the hair out with tweezers. that was the most labor-intensive twice-cooked pork i've ever had
Rick Rizzs said “at least 30 min”
seems to be limited to the context of antitrust provisions, e.g. the RealPage rent pricing algorithm that's used by two or more firms. a proprietary Uber algorithm would be okay. If they collaborated with Lyft and used the same algo, that's a no no. from a bloomberg article: