Filipe Dimas
@filipedimas.bsky.social
writer. comedian. sports nerd. TTRPG game master. streamer. swemo.
You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Folopo on Twitch.
Read & Watch me at these places:
https://linktr.ee/fdimas
You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Folopo on Twitch.
Read & Watch me at these places:
https://linktr.ee/fdimas
Arrived to my matinee movie half an hour early, now I'm wandering around the path like an idiot who will definitely get lost and not find his way back in time.
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Arrived to my matinee movie half an hour early, now I'm wandering around the path like an idiot who will definitely get lost and not find his way back in time.
STEELERS INTERCEPTIONNNN
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
STEELERS INTERCEPTIONNNN
OHMYGOD NICKY BOBBY
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
OHMYGOD NICKY BOBBY
That's a vintage Papi goal 👀
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
That's a vintage Papi goal 👀
WHY CAN'T THE LEAFS PLAY LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME??????????????????????????????????????????
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
WHY CAN'T THE LEAFS PLAY LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME??????????????????????????????????????????
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN WITH THE JAILBREAK GOAL
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN WITH THE JAILBREAK GOAL
Refs getting it right for Toronto
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Refs getting it right for Toronto
Few things make me want to throw hands more than being stuck in a coffee shop line behind someone chatty.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Few things make me want to throw hands more than being stuck in a coffee shop line behind someone chatty.
I'm so happy that none of the teams I cheer for do the "spell out the team name" chant. It's incredibly awful.
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I'm so happy that none of the teams I cheer for do the "spell out the team name" chant. It's incredibly awful.
As of 5pm today I have 10 straight days off work.
I don't know whether I want to book a last minute trip somewhere or just have the laziest staycation of all time.
I don't know whether I want to book a last minute trip somewhere or just have the laziest staycation of all time.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
As of 5pm today I have 10 straight days off work.
I don't know whether I want to book a last minute trip somewhere or just have the laziest staycation of all time.
I don't know whether I want to book a last minute trip somewhere or just have the laziest staycation of all time.
Absolutely CONVINCED American Thanksgiving is a prank designed to see what's the most disgusting thing they could convince the rest of the world is a real dish.
Every photo is always totally normal except for that ONE thing.
It'll be like Turkey, Stuffing, Corn, Roasted Jellybean Cauliflower, Ham
Every photo is always totally normal except for that ONE thing.
It'll be like Turkey, Stuffing, Corn, Roasted Jellybean Cauliflower, Ham
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Absolutely CONVINCED American Thanksgiving is a prank designed to see what's the most disgusting thing they could convince the rest of the world is a real dish.
Every photo is always totally normal except for that ONE thing.
It'll be like Turkey, Stuffing, Corn, Roasted Jellybean Cauliflower, Ham
Every photo is always totally normal except for that ONE thing.
It'll be like Turkey, Stuffing, Corn, Roasted Jellybean Cauliflower, Ham
At what point do the Oilers offer 18 first round picks for one of Toronto's goalies.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
At what point do the Oilers offer 18 first round picks for one of Toronto's goalies.
bring back lootbags
every time I leave a party, I want someone to hand me a bag filled with candy, gel pens, and a pack of pokemon cards
every time I leave a party, I want someone to hand me a bag filled with candy, gel pens, and a pack of pokemon cards
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
bring back lootbags
every time I leave a party, I want someone to hand me a bag filled with candy, gel pens, and a pack of pokemon cards
every time I leave a party, I want someone to hand me a bag filled with candy, gel pens, and a pack of pokemon cards
I FORGOT I AGREED TO BE SOCIAL TODAY AND TOMORROW I'M GONNA KMS
I've been social three (3) days in a row and now my energy is more depleted than it's ever been. I'm ready to sleep for 16 hours and it's not even 9pm yet.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I FORGOT I AGREED TO BE SOCIAL TODAY AND TOMORROW I'M GONNA KMS
I've been social three (3) days in a row and now my energy is more depleted than it's ever been. I'm ready to sleep for 16 hours and it's not even 9pm yet.
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I've been social three (3) days in a row and now my energy is more depleted than it's ever been. I'm ready to sleep for 16 hours and it's not even 9pm yet.
I love that the tush push meta has evolved to be like 30% fakes into an outside run
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I love that the tush push meta has evolved to be like 30% fakes into an outside run
Everyone I know who still uses it has the excuse of "the other places aren't the same"
MY DAWG.
Twitter is not the same. Twitter used to be incredible, it's not what it once was. You're in a 10 year abusive relationship reminiscing on how nice prom was. You're succumbing to sunk cost fallacy.
MY DAWG.
Twitter is not the same. Twitter used to be incredible, it's not what it once was. You're in a 10 year abusive relationship reminiscing on how nice prom was. You're succumbing to sunk cost fallacy.
X is still used by 21% of U.S. adults, Pew found, only down from 23% in 2021, despite increased competition from Meta, startups, and decentralized social media.
Pew's latest social media report shows X's staying power in the U.S., despite competition | TechCrunch
X is still used by 21% of U.S. adults, Pew found, only down from 23% in 2021, despite increased competition from Meta, startups, and decentralized social media.
techcrunch.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Everyone I know who still uses it has the excuse of "the other places aren't the same"
MY DAWG.
Twitter is not the same. Twitter used to be incredible, it's not what it once was. You're in a 10 year abusive relationship reminiscing on how nice prom was. You're succumbing to sunk cost fallacy.
MY DAWG.
Twitter is not the same. Twitter used to be incredible, it's not what it once was. You're in a 10 year abusive relationship reminiscing on how nice prom was. You're succumbing to sunk cost fallacy.
Toronto Sceptres are good
Toronto Raptors are good
Toronto Maple Leafs
Toronto Blue Jays are good
Toronto Raptors are good
Toronto Maple Leafs
Toronto Blue Jays are good
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Toronto Sceptres are good
Toronto Raptors are good
Toronto Maple Leafs
Toronto Blue Jays are good
Toronto Raptors are good
Toronto Maple Leafs
Toronto Blue Jays are good
Oh yeah, that's a classic Toronto hockey start.
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh yeah, that's a classic Toronto hockey start.
Abby Hustler is an incredible name, insane that it's used on a hockey player. Abby Hustler should be the anti-hero in a 9/10 YA novel that gets turned into a 7/10 movie.
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Abby Hustler is an incredible name, insane that it's used on a hockey player. Abby Hustler should be the anti-hero in a 9/10 YA novel that gets turned into a 7/10 movie.
I foolishly made plans to be social for both Saturday AND Sunday, so now I need to cram all my hermitting into Friday night.
Aka popping an edible, putting on sweats, then ordering pizza & tiramisu while watching the Toronto Sceptres season opener until I pass out from bliss.
Aka popping an edible, putting on sweats, then ordering pizza & tiramisu while watching the Toronto Sceptres season opener until I pass out from bliss.
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I foolishly made plans to be social for both Saturday AND Sunday, so now I need to cram all my hermitting into Friday night.
Aka popping an edible, putting on sweats, then ordering pizza & tiramisu while watching the Toronto Sceptres season opener until I pass out from bliss.
Aka popping an edible, putting on sweats, then ordering pizza & tiramisu while watching the Toronto Sceptres season opener until I pass out from bliss.
Enemies to lovers arc?
"I feel very confident that he can do a very good job. I think he is going to surprise some conservative people, actually."
- Donald Trump after meeting Zohran Mamdani
- Donald Trump after meeting Zohran Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Enemies to lovers arc?
The Bills are eternal pretenders.
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The Bills are eternal pretenders.