Filipe Dimas
@filipedimas.bsky.social
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writer. comedian. sports nerd. TTRPG game master. streamer. swemo. You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Folopo on Twitch. Read & Watch me at these places: https://linktr.ee/fdimas
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Mustard beats ketchup in 5 games
Blue cheese sweeps ranch in 4 games
Peanut butter scrapes by Nutella in 7
Coffee over tea in 7
Salmon takes it over tuna in 6
Lime beats lemon in 6 games
Zero sodas top diet sodas in 5
filipedimas.bsky.social
this is akin to when people thought The Beatles were putting satanic messages into their songs

anyone looking for a reason to be outraged can find one, especially when the target has seemingly infinite content to cherry pick from out of context
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putting easter eggs in music videos does not mean every interpretation from anyone farming her name for views/clicks is correct

this is someone who has spoken out against trump and endorsed kamala last election, her fiancé is one of the only white NFL players to kneel for the anthem
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Cockblocked myself when she asked what my favourite position is and I said the Scandinavian defense.
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good boys
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Alright punks, I'm once again leaving the house while you have a lead. When I get home you better have won and the turkey better be defrosted in the sink.
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Leafs were winning 2-1 when I left the house, my bad y'all.
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You were supposed to watch them, must I do everything here
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why'd you let this happen
filipedimas.bsky.social
Alright punks, I'm once again leaving the house while you have a lead. When I get home you better have won and the turkey better be defrosted in the sink.
filipedimas.bsky.social
Leafs were winning 2-1 when I left the house, my bad y'all.
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sleep token? oh you mean melatonin supplements?
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very true, definitely think twitter is the worst for it since they allow it to be directly monetized whereas these posts on other platforms are mostly just into it for the attention and/or love of the game
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I'm 100% convinced that most of the awful takes you see online are people farming their humiliation kink.

Just millions of lonely dudes posting shit like "there's no empirical evidence that women are capable of orgasms" and then cranking themselves raw as 10,000 people call them pathetic.
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going to therapy (making myself an extra large bowl of ramen after watching another toronto team lose a playoff game)
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If the Jays come back and win this game I'll do the 9/9/9 challenge for the next game.
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love what they've done with it since
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SPRINGER DINGER WHAT A FUCKING START
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No amount of interrogative medieval torture would be able to get this information out of me. I'd sooner be correcting your technique on the proper ways to fill someone's orifices with honey while unleashing a colony of fire ants and plague rats to feast before stating that I need ChatGPT to flirt.
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Leafs were winning 2-1 when I left the house, my bad y'all.
filipedimas.bsky.social
I should probably learn how to spell his name.
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Nick Roy outscoring Mitch Marner already.
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As a Jays fan, I hope this game goes 30 innings.
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This rules, Toronto is such an underrated sports city.
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Monday's game between the Leafs and Red Wings will now start at 2 p.m. to avoid conflict with Game 2 of the ALCS