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Filipe Dimas
@filipedimas.bsky.social
writer. comedian. sports nerd. TTRPG game master. streamer. swemo.

You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Folopo on Twitch.

Read & Watch me at these places:
https://linktr.ee/fdimas
Participating in this trend entirely so I can showcase that I've had Portofino on my mind since before it was trendy.
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
They waited until halftime to biff it, those little brats.
Steelers will have to be on the laptop because the Leafs are playing well so they get to stay on the big TV, FOR NOW.

(this privilege can be revoked)
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
CHART DON'T SCORE GOALS LIKE AUSTON DOES
That is quite the chart @moneypuck.bsky.social...
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Steelers will have to be on the laptop because the Leafs are playing well so they get to stay on the big TV, FOR NOW.

(this privilege can be revoked)
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
RESKWEEEEEEEEET
WILL NYE THE SCORING GUY
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
JOAO TAVARES TU ES BONITA
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
WILL NYE THE SCORING GUY
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Just watched Frankenstein, now to follow it up with another classic horror, watching the Toronto Maple Leafs.
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Watching the prices of Sabrina Carpenter resale tickets like I'm a shortseller waiting for the market to crash.
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I don't understand people who buy black/white running shoes, don't they know that bright colours make you go faster?
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Not only is Tavares a Maple Leaf but he's on one of the best contracts in the NHL. What a stud.
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If Robertson and Maccelli both have breakout seasons....... oh baby.
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Turned on the (electric) fireplace for the first time this season.

About to be so fucking cozy. Going to drink tea and watch the Leafs, might even get a blanket and read a book between periods. Y'all aint ready for this level of cozy. It's over for y'all.
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Okay, I still haven't made a decision on this front despite the concert being in two days BUT I did get AC/DC tickets because I'm both a girlypop and a grizzled bro
I know I like Sabrina Carpenter but I have about a week to decide if I $400 like Sabrina Carpenter
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I got a Save The Date for a wedding where the theme is "Outshine the bride" so now I have 9 months to get an INCREDIBLY fat ass and the most well tailored suit I can find.
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I bought a jellycat plushie for a Christmas gift and... THESE THINGS ARE $70!?!?!? EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME!?!????????
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Just took an edible, bought fancy cookies, and pulled out a colouring book. About to have the best Friday night of my life.
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The world isn't going to end because of climate change or war.

It's going to end because whoever runs the simulation will look at an online guide and realise an essential quest item was destroyed during the crusades so now they need to start a new save to get the good ending.
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It's crazy that people spend thousands on a wedding dress when you can get an oversized Fleetwood Mac tee for like $10.
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Goldeneyes and Torrent are incredible names for PWHL teams. Love them both.
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I socialize like a cat in that I generally want to be left alone unless there's food or someone complimenting how high I can jump.
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Look, I don't want to say that my theory of "Toronto sports teams are powered by the sadness of other Toronto sports teams" is 100% accurate, but the Leafs and Raptors are a combined 6-0 since the Jays lost game six.
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
JOAO TAVARES GETS PASTEL DE NATA E VINHO VERDE
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL HIM BIG PAPI
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM