M, sometimes called Chu
@ms518.bsky.social
It’s some sports, some TV and occasionally some Bravo shows here.
I truly do not care about where they pick in the draft right now. Talk to me about signings.
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I truly do not care about where they pick in the draft right now. Talk to me about signings.
OK, Mike. Lottery’s over for you. Get off your hindquarters and sign a big bat and a big arm.
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
OK, Mike. Lottery’s over for you. Get off your hindquarters and sign a big bat and a big arm.
A majestic outfielder from a simpler time when the Orioles didn’t affect my happiness in life.
Former outfielder Mike Devereaux will be representing the Orioles in the MLB Draft Lottery here at the Winter Meetings
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
A majestic outfielder from a simpler time when the Orioles didn’t affect my happiness in life.
This is why we’re hated, and will continue to be hated until Elias stops talking and starts overpaying.
(Seriously, though: Am I the only one who notices how the O’s are quietly one of the most hated teams, or is it just my lifelong *staggering* inferiority complex?)
(Seriously, though: Am I the only one who notices how the O’s are quietly one of the most hated teams, or is it just my lifelong *staggering* inferiority complex?)
For all that need to hear it, the Dodgers aren’t ruining baseball. It’s teams like the Orioles and the Pirates that are ruining baseball by not paying the talent they have & never using the tax subsidies that teams like the Dodgers provide to sign any good talent around the already existing talent.
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is why we’re hated, and will continue to be hated until Elias stops talking and starts overpaying.
(Seriously, though: Am I the only one who notices how the O’s are quietly one of the most hated teams, or is it just my lifelong *staggering* inferiority complex?)
(Seriously, though: Am I the only one who notices how the O’s are quietly one of the most hated teams, or is it just my lifelong *staggering* inferiority complex?)
Elias: “We tried”
chips, no salsa
December 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Elias: “We tried”
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I swear, if Elias pulls the same garbage and nothing improves, this club is doomed and my psyche is doomed for decades (again)
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I swear, if Elias pulls the same garbage and nothing improves, this club is doomed and my psyche is doomed for decades (again)
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Imo. No one is ruining baseball by paying players and creating an environment players want to be a part of. Other teams can also do this and choose not to. Cheap owners and MLB (Manfred) have been trying to bust the union for years so they can put in a salary cap and many fans are buying into it.
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Imo. No one is ruining baseball by paying players and creating an environment players want to be a part of. Other teams can also do this and choose not to. Cheap owners and MLB (Manfred) have been trying to bust the union for years so they can put in a salary cap and many fans are buying into it.
“Yet another groundbreaking story from the pages of the medical journal ‘Duh.’ “
- Norm Macdonald
- Norm Macdonald
With Schwarber off the board, Orioles to pivot to Pete Alonso while also targeting pitching, sources say
Orioles to pivot to Pete Alonso while also targeting pitching, sources say
The Orioles were firmly in the mix for designated hitter Kyle Schwarber, a source said, although multiple outlets reported that Schwarber opted to return to Philadelphia on a five-year, $150 million deal.
buff.ly
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“Yet another groundbreaking story from the pages of the medical journal ‘Duh.’ “
- Norm Macdonald
- Norm Macdonald
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if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer
Just a quick reminder that it’s never going to get better for the Orioles with this front office.
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Just a quick reminder that it’s never going to get better for the Orioles with this front office.
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Mike Elias is going to put up legendary numbers on the “we tried” tracker
We’re talking peak Bonds stuff
We’re talking peak Bonds stuff
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Mike Elias is going to put up legendary numbers on the “we tried” tracker
We’re talking peak Bonds stuff
We’re talking peak Bonds stuff
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You don't sign Schwarber to that deal unless you're really sure there's going to be a 2027 season
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You don't sign Schwarber to that deal unless you're really sure there's going to be a 2027 season
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Damnit. Not super surprising that Schwarber went back to Philly.
Hopefully this means we get Alonso.
Hopefully this means we get Alonso.
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Damnit. Not super surprising that Schwarber went back to Philly.
Hopefully this means we get Alonso.
Hopefully this means we get Alonso.
oh god he’s doing this thing again
Scott Boras on Ranger Suárez: “In the postseason, when you add a Suárez, you’re armed and Rangerous.”
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
oh god he’s doing this thing again
If you missed Elias on MLB Network, no you didn’t. He was asked nothing important.
I was like…are you really asking him about the wall???
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If you missed Elias on MLB Network, no you didn’t. He was asked nothing important.
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GenAI being “assistants” means that all those lazy good-for-nothings who wouldn’t go into the office and die can now be jobless and starve and the ultra rich can stay ultra rich. This is punishment for staying alive masquerading as reward.
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
GenAI being “assistants” means that all those lazy good-for-nothings who wouldn’t go into the office and die can now be jobless and starve and the ultra rich can stay ultra rich. This is punishment for staying alive masquerading as reward.
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it honestly does not surprise me that all these dummies are pushing robots (and GenAI) after a pandemic. They think the worst thing that happened was that their cleaning ladies and line chefs died or couldn’t come into work. So they need servants who can’t get sick.
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
it honestly does not surprise me that all these dummies are pushing robots (and GenAI) after a pandemic. They think the worst thing that happened was that their cleaning ladies and line chefs died or couldn’t come into work. So they need servants who can’t get sick.
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Orioles shortstop Gunnar Henderson will represent the U.S. at the World Baseball Classic, the club announces
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Orioles shortstop Gunnar Henderson will represent the U.S. at the World Baseball Classic, the club announces
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Today would be a great day for the Orioles to not wait for the market to move before they do
December 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Today would be a great day for the Orioles to not wait for the market to move before they do
*channeling Don Hoak scene in City Slickers* Doug DeCinces
baseball nerds will tell you who played 3rd base for the Orioles in 1979 and what he hit that year
defense industry nerds will you tell the name of the lab which did the metallurgic testing on the body casing of a specific launcher tube on a discontinued armored vehicle in a foreign military
defense industry nerds will you tell the name of the lab which did the metallurgic testing on the body casing of a specific launcher tube on a discontinued armored vehicle in a foreign military
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
*channeling Don Hoak scene in City Slickers* Doug DeCinces