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M, sometimes called Chu
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It’s some sports, some TV and occasionally some Bravo shows here.
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Folks, he’s got an Orioles cap for every occasion
Our hero, wearing a sort of light olive green Baltimore Orioles cap with a red brim and the cartoon bird wearing a Santa Claus cap
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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What actor's facial expression in a movie/TV show will stay with you for the rest of your life?
Dick Enberg is horrified and aghast, while Mel Allen chuckles, after watching a baseball blooper where an outfielder’s head falls off, in a scene from “The Naked Gun”
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Is Van Pelt on SportsCenter tonight?

Time to ask Kurkjian if he saw who the Orioles signed.
Tim Kurkjian laughs hysterically at Scott Van Pelt’s overexaggerated Bawlmer accent on SportsCenter
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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“… and your made-up name!!!”
Steven Toast in the booth, pointing and bellowing “You shut the f*** up, Clem Fandango!” in an episode of “Toast of London”
December 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Now, if you’ll excuse me

#Birdland
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Tim Kurkjian laughing on the SportsCenter set
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Good!

If he’s cold, don’t hedge your bets on that. Either warm him or don’t.
A screenshot of an MLBTradeRumors article with the headline “Rockies Outright Warming Bernabel”
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Tim Timberlake!
Ted Shuttlesworth!
Slate Fistcrunch!
Dirk Hardpec!
A cable menu showing back-to-back shows named “Tim Timberlake” and “Ted Shuttlesworth”
December 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Also spotted at the Loose Moose — after I walked in past an Alomar mural and loudly proclaimed “Ah! 96-97 Oriole legend Robbie Alomar!” #Birdland
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Spotted at the Loose Moose in Toronto
#Birdland
A green Baltimore Orioles cap hanging behind the bar at the Loose Moose in Toronto
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Al Iafrate is the referee tonight, and I just want someone to hand him a stick so he can uncork one more legendary howitzer, early ‘90s Caps-style
#ShoresyFallClassic
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Terry Ryan embracing his inner Craig MacTavish and going sans helmet tonight in Toronto #ShoresyFallClassic
Terry Ryan, in his uniform as “Shoresy” character Ted Hitchcock, which is funny because if you say it real fast, it sounds like 10-inch …
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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s’yeah so
The Scotiabank Arena scoreboard before the Shoresy Fall Classic Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs warming up before the Shoresy Fall Classic in Toronto
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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You’re drinking beer at a hockey game the other dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Toronto, I might have hated your baseball team since I was 8, but I owe you an apology; I was not familiar with your beer game
A Mill Street Brewery cookies & cream stout An IPA from Amsterdam Ale House in Toronto A Perry’s Chocolate Orange Stout from Old Flame Brewing in Toronto Open mic night at Old Flame Brewing in Toronto
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Or takes one of those hands and … well …
Mike Elias digs for gold in full view of the MASN cameras
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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… the timing could not be more impeccable
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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why did I pick this of all weekends to be an O’s fan traveling to Toronto 😐
A can of Steam Whistle Pilsner in the club car of a train to Toronto
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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The Orioles version of the Sickos meme
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I’m sorry but what
From the Wikipedia entry on the Backstreet Boys song “I Want It That Way”: “ ‘I Want It That Way’ was written by Andreas Carlsson and Max Martin, while Martin and Kristian Lundin produced the track. The acoustic-guitar arpeggio riff, which forms the song's intro and reiterates throughout the verses, was written at the very end of the recording sessions and was, according to Carlsson, inspired by "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica.“
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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“Rock over London, rock on Chicago. Wheaties: the breakfast of champions.”
The pope speaks, looking tenderly, into a microphone
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the people and their thatched roof COTTAGES

THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES
The pope speaking tenderly into a microphone, looking as though he’s singing
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Case in point: 1975’s “Mitchell”
Martin Balsam in “Mitchell” (1975)
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Think of this section of the story any time you want to read some hot-take-masquerading-as-hard-news aggregation nightmare from Sports Illustrated, Sporting News, Newsweek, etc.
From The Local: “Every media era gets the fabulists it deserves. If Stephen Glass, Jayson Blair and the other late 20th century fakers were looking for the prestige and power that came with journalism in that moment, then this generation's internet scammers are scavenging in the wreckage of a degraded media environment. They're taking advantage of an ecosystem uniquely susceptible to fraud-where publications with prestigious names publish rickety journalism under their brands, where fact-checkers have been axed and editors are overworked, where technology has made falsifying pitches and entire articles trivially easy, and where decades of devaluing journalism as simply more "content" have blurred the lines so much it can be difficult to remember where they were to begin with.”
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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2025 me explaining to 1988 me that the staggering inferiority complex and self-hatred haven’t gotten better, and no, neither have the O’s

(I have to stop reading what other people think about the team I root for, and I have to stop reminding myself that every friend has seen a title & I haven’t)
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM