Mr.Tanktop
@mrtanktop.bsky.social
Kicking the tires till it all falls apart. Go Noles.
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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if you're having the worst year of your life this is just a reminder that you're not special and everything can and will get worse-- hope this helps!
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
if you're having the worst year of your life this is just a reminder that you're not special and everything can and will get worse-- hope this helps!
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Many of this are left cold by this. I sure am. But this - the kind of performative Andrew Tate cartoon-masculinity, the clumsy swagger, the maundering braggadocio, the needy desperate I‘M A MANLY MAN I’M A MANLY MAN, speaks to a howling void of inadequacy in some people’s souls.
Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement."
September 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Many of this are left cold by this. I sure am. But this - the kind of performative Andrew Tate cartoon-masculinity, the clumsy swagger, the maundering braggadocio, the needy desperate I‘M A MANLY MAN I’M A MANLY MAN, speaks to a howling void of inadequacy in some people’s souls.
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There's no more fitting tribute to Charlie Kirk than the one they're giving him right now: nominally Christian survivors on the same grift clambering over one another for more publicity, capped by the shambling, lurching embodiment of everything they long to be. You couldn't write anything meaner
September 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
There's no more fitting tribute to Charlie Kirk than the one they're giving him right now: nominally Christian survivors on the same grift clambering over one another for more publicity, capped by the shambling, lurching embodiment of everything they long to be. You couldn't write anything meaner
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IN CASE OF METHODISTS HIDE DOWNSTAIRS
September 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
IN CASE OF METHODISTS HIDE DOWNSTAIRS
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one explanation is that chemicals in the air or water are making everyone stupider every year and we haven’t noticed because we’re all too stupid. this hypothesis would help explain why everything and everyone is really stupid now
August 30, 2023 at 9:41 PM
one explanation is that chemicals in the air or water are making everyone stupider every year and we haven’t noticed because we’re all too stupid. this hypothesis would help explain why everything and everyone is really stupid now
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
@cblunt58.bsky.social you were great on the nolecast btw. Would love to see you on more regularly. Just thought I’d pass it along.
July 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
@cblunt58.bsky.social you were great on the nolecast btw. Would love to see you on more regularly. Just thought I’d pass it along.
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check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
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(youth pastor voice) you know who else totally destroyed the Chipotle restroom
April 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
(youth pastor voice) you know who else totally destroyed the Chipotle restroom
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The extent to which the whole tariff bit comes down to Trump being dead certain that the rest of the world is Ripping Us Off but being too stupid/impatient to learn or understand what that would actually mean...as an increasingly innumerate man it is honestly inspiring. I feel seen. I feel valid.
April 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The extent to which the whole tariff bit comes down to Trump being dead certain that the rest of the world is Ripping Us Off but being too stupid/impatient to learn or understand what that would actually mean...as an increasingly innumerate man it is honestly inspiring. I feel seen. I feel valid.
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i’m not saying she shouldn’t be but it’s kinda nuts barbara walters is still alive. i just googled it while writing this to check and it turns out she’s not, but im already at the end of this post. rest in peace barbara walters
April 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i’m not saying she shouldn’t be but it’s kinda nuts barbara walters is still alive. i just googled it while writing this to check and it turns out she’s not, but im already at the end of this post. rest in peace barbara walters
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i believe in the indominable American spirit to hate one specific really annoying guy
April 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i believe in the indominable American spirit to hate one specific really annoying guy
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(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
February 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
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God I’m just sick of even talking about Musk. Repellent in every way. The least charming man in history, a horrible father, pretends he’s good at video games, posts like a stunted and humorless high schooler, thinks being mean to him should be illegal. All of those traits could be apolitical
February 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
God I’m just sick of even talking about Musk. Repellent in every way. The least charming man in history, a horrible father, pretends he’s good at video games, posts like a stunted and humorless high schooler, thinks being mean to him should be illegal. All of those traits could be apolitical
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
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forgot about the sunglasses on my head until they fell perfectly into place while saying "diahrrea medication" to the pharmacist
December 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
forgot about the sunglasses on my head until they fell perfectly into place while saying "diahrrea medication" to the pharmacist
That was the most creative play all we’ve had all year
December 1, 2024 at 3:12 AM
That was the most creative play all we’ve had all year
At the very very least
December 1, 2024 at 3:12 AM
At the very very least
Same shit all year long.
December 1, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Same shit all year long.
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Neoliberal capitalism conditioned people to focus solely on work, resulting in a crisis of identity, a crisis of isolation, and a loneliness crisis.
MAGA is a faux-populist cult designed to offer people a simulation of purpose and belonging with shared gestures, phrases, and ideological orthodoxy.
MAGA is a faux-populist cult designed to offer people a simulation of purpose and belonging with shared gestures, phrases, and ideological orthodoxy.
convinced that there are people who love trump for no other reason than that he gave them a personality, however rancid it might be
If your family started doing this at Thanksgiving dinner, what would you do? 😳
November 29, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Neoliberal capitalism conditioned people to focus solely on work, resulting in a crisis of identity, a crisis of isolation, and a loneliness crisis.
MAGA is a faux-populist cult designed to offer people a simulation of purpose and belonging with shared gestures, phrases, and ideological orthodoxy.
MAGA is a faux-populist cult designed to offer people a simulation of purpose and belonging with shared gestures, phrases, and ideological orthodoxy.