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sensual alf
@moveimbadger.com
Artist, creature-shaped, don't like being here but there's not a lot of other places to go
they/it

formerly known on the other site as wulvie
tumblr: sniffanimal
rip cohost: donnie
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my art is usually tagged #moveimbadger if I remember
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Whatever you can Imagine I Can Create..... #commission me to draw you Things

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#commissions #artsky #opencommissions #furryart #traditionalart #digitalart
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fake minecraft mobs
January 31, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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presenting: the mine for when you want to kill every member of weezer in a 60 degree arc within a distance of 50 to 100 metres
January 31, 2026 at 12:25 AM
been weirdly stressed and keyed up all day. I can't really tell why. been feeling like I'm forgetting to do things and I can't figure out what they may be so I'm just stuck worrying and being antsy.
January 31, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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insisting on calling every mass day of protest or one-day boycott a "general strike" is not the move. it's good to see people rallying around the cause, it matters, but if you want to be part of a large-scale labor action that shuts down the gears of capital, start by unionizing your workplace!!!
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Wait do we have to be celibate during the general strike?
GREAT DAY TO NOT POUND
January 30, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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I had some issues with the Vile video, but none were due to language. I mention "sexual assault" and "rape" and "murder" and "kill" and swear on top of that.

A *manual review* said my video was fine. Don't self censoring. It doesn't help, it just cheapens what you're trying to say.
I just will never get the willing and totally unnecessary self-censorship YouTubers get into.

I've said "kill" and "rape" and "cock" and "dick" in so many videos.... and NONE of them were demonetised.
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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I went back to my Neopets account that I made in 2013 and adopted this cutie

#neopets
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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the babies are still all downy
January 29, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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they're like...bird things
January 29, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.
January 28, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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I like to play single-biome minecraft worlds and try to make the biggest city that I can while still generally following the vanilla game design aesthetics. The desert biome houses look nice when stacked
January 29, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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thinkpad
January 28, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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"Ms Hazel sonic.exe from friday funkin keeps giving me nightmares"
"im sorry to hear that"
"can you like do something??????"
"sure man ill defeat him"
"YOU SAVED MY LIFE THEY SHOULD PUT YOU ON FAMILY GUY"
NEW ROUND OF WHAT STUDENTS SAY:

student: "What do ant eaters hunt"
me: "i don't know"
student: "AUNTS AND UNCLES!!!" screaming hysteric laughter as if its the funniest thing theyve ever heard
like 5 mins of silence later
student "can aunts and uncles marry each other i wouldn't care if they do"
new round of things my students say:

"what if charizard was real would he be like santa"
"you know theres a pokemon called delibird thats kinda like santa"
"whats that"
(i show him)
"you made that up. thats not a real pokemon. i mean pokemon like pikachu, charizard, volbeat"
HOW DO YOU KNOW VOLBEAT
January 28, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Ranking Cords and Wires Based On Edibility
January 27, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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Shrimp girl. She’s a weeb (and she’s trans. Obviously)
January 28, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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Kristi Noem should get sent to a nice farm upstate where there is lots of room for her to run and play with other Kristi Noems
January 28, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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Deep Dive: The Lore Of Rockabye Baby + Ending EXPLAINED
January 27, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Barking at 3 AM (PRANK)
January 27, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
January 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Had to participate in the babytuber thumbnails
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 4:26 AM