Chris
@monsterbeard.bsky.social
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MN - “A swarm of bees in a person suit”
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monsterbeard.bsky.social
TAke a look, y’all
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jfruh.bsky.social
beetle bailey arc where we learn who in camp swampy will obey orders to fire on american citizens once the insurrection act is invoked. my picks are rocky, zero, and, surprisingly, plato. killer surprises everyone by making a big show of not doing it. beetle simply goes AWOL
monsterbeard.bsky.social
That and rendezvous! *Shaking my fist at the French!*
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ziibiing.com
lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day
AJ West • 1h
Find your own holiday instead of stealing. Today is Columbus Day as designated by the federal government
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monsterbeard.bsky.social
If you’re an Elisha Cuthbert fan, Happy Endings is one of the funniest sitcoms I’ve ever seen and she was fantastic on it!
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Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
The Portland frog as a founding father, surround by the words "give me ribberty or give me death"
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nora.zone
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
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monsterbeard.bsky.social
Yes but I just talked to a guy today who told me the entire shutdown was about healthcare “for illegals” despite him wishing Trump wasn’t so far right, or that he’d “shut up”. So… idk how we cut through the noise for those people
crushbort.bsky.social
is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
monsterbeard.bsky.social
Yes. It’s funny for people who have been following you but a rando looking you up will say “Attorney? What the fuck? I’m not here to read about the law”
monsterbeard.bsky.social
www.keyshare.link is a great tool to post keys on public sites like this and Reddit if you don’t have anyone to give to directly!
KeyShare.link - Platform for sharing unused game keys on reddit
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monsterbeard.bsky.social
I, too, “lost” the Nobel Peace Prize.
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mcopelov.bsky.social
Your regular reminder, aside from the performative public lying of far right authoritarians, that the GOP & the national media would have a week-long Discourse On Civility if <any Democrat> ever spoke about GOP voters/conservatives the way GOP leaders speak about Dem voters/liberals every single day
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson: "We're so angry about it. I mean, I'm a very patient guy, but I've had it with these people. The theory we have right now -- they have a hate America rally that's scheduled for October 18 on the National Mall. It's the pro-Hamas wing and antifa people ... "
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atherton.bsky.social
Matthew Firewalker
Mark Earthwalker
Luke Skywalker
John Waterwalker

Long ago, the four gospels lived in harmony
monsterbeard.bsky.social
End of the clip emphasizes how smart Pritzker is. “We’ve got to take him to court, we’ve got to win”

We’ve got to restore the rule of law and he knows it.
atrupar.com
Pritzker: "He said he was going after the worst of the worst. It's not going after the worst of the worst when you're just literally stopping children who happen to be brown & asking them for papers as if they're gonna have proof they're a citizen. Pull out your phones and film everything you see"
monsterbeard.bsky.social
I’m genuinely surprised she isn’t kitted out in a vest and riot gear, the way these ghouls live in a fantasy of their own making
monsterbeard.bsky.social
“Now I am become death” after one too many Crunchwrap supremes
monsterbeard.bsky.social
Is there a chance Taylor Swift is entering her Milkshake Duck era?
monsterbeard.bsky.social
He’s probably embarrassed by how few tabs are open!
monsterbeard.bsky.social
Can’t wait to post this to r/TheyDidTheMath to get a time estimate
monsterbeard.bsky.social
We’re so far beyond normalcy that “I’ll speak to the DOJ” doesn’t even merit a raised eyebrow anymore.
acyn.bsky.social
Trump on pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell: Haven't heard the name in so long. I’ll take a look at it. I’ll speak to the DOJ. A lot of people have asked me for pardons.

Reporter: But she’s convicted of sex trafficking

Trump: I’ll have to take a look at it.