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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 15m

Mama Celeste Sausage Pizza box from The Simpsons.

monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 30m

I remember when Cheesy Nooner Three-Way opened for The Motels, Butthole Surfers, and the Dismemberment Band. Everybody ended up gettting crotch crickets.

A man and two women having cocktails in front of a cheese board in the 1970s

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 41m

don't worry, Sam Altman is confident that his efforts to eliminate vast numbers of jobs will all just sort of work out for the unemployed, eventually, possibly after they starve to death, which is technically a form of having it work out

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Sam Altman Says If Jobs Gets Wiped Out, Maybe They Weren't Even "Real Work" to Start With

Worried that AI will destroy work? Well, Sam Altman asks if you've considered what a farmer from half a century ago thinks of your job, first.

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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 1h

And yet they're doing nothing to ban dihydrogen monoxide. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! IN ALL CAPS LOCK!!! dhmo.org

What are some of the dangers associated with DHMO? Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

• Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities. • Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage. • Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life- threatening side-effects. • DHMO is a major component of acid rain. • Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns. • Contributes to soil erosion. • Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals. • Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits. • Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes. • Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions. • Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks. • Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S. • Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 2h

In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits farting. abcnews.go.com/Internationa...

Researchers find methane leaking out of cracks in Antarctic seabed

One of the most potent greenhouse gas emissions has been discovered seeping out of cracks of the Antarctic sea floor, researchers have found.

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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 3h

Had no idea Pizza Oven reopened days after it closed. tastedmv.com/iconic-maryl...

Iconic Maryland Restaurant ‘Pizza Oven’ Reopens Under New Ownership Just Days After it Seemingly Closed Permanently – TasteDMV

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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 4h

BOFFO BRIT BOFFINS BASH BUNGHOLES IN BLIGHTY

Alan White @aljwhite.bsky.social · 20h

I ❤️ Viz

A letter to viz on why we should be removing British objects from people’s rectums, not foreign ones

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Boo-ly, Li'l Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · Jun 28

you have a right to be angry

Drawing of Little My, a small girl in a red dress, sliding down a hill. She is drawn by Tove Jansson from the Moomin series. The text reads: "WHEN you're angry, then you're angry," thought Little My, peeling her potato with her teeth. "Sometimes you have to be angry. Every little creature has the right to get angry."

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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 4h

"News4 looked into Shuey’s driving record and found he’s been charged with 46 driving offenses since January 2023, including 15 charges this year. Those charges include reckless driving, speeding 51 in a 25 mph zone and 120 in a 55 mph zone." www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/n...

Beltway crash victim describes being hit by ‘supercar' driver who flipped over guardrail

A woman told News4 about the moment the driver of a luxury “supercar” racing on the Capital Beltway in Northern Virginia crashed into her and caused her SUV to flip several times. Her injuries sent he...

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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 18h

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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 19h

Timeline cleanse.

Chris and his farmily of forever friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 19h

Out for the day with the family and what a welcome back from the animals, night night

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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 20h

a group of people are sitting in a car and one of them has a gun on his back

ALT: a group of people are sitting in a car and one of them has a gun on his back

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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 22h

On last week's episode of The Unfcckables....

Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 1d

this is sociopathic behaviour and I think we need to treat it as such! just because something has become easy to do doesn't mean it has become less creepy, or more acceptable!

monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 1d

Raccoon holding up hand: I've seen enough.

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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 1d

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!

Joyce White Vance @handle.invalid · 1d

That’s a nice trick, since Biden wasn’t the president on Jan 6.

monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 1d

Managed to lose 4lbs in two weeks because I haven't been sitting behind a desk for 8 hours a day and upped my dog walks to 15k steps. It's the Shutdown Diet!

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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 1d

The dialog is like a mashup of Raymond Chandler and Al Goldstein, editor of Screw Magazine.

The Naked Gun (2025) FRANK: I'd sworn off love after my wife died,

but this woman was put together in all the right ways.

and a bottom that would make any toilet beg for the brown.

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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 1d

Chicken curry katsu with macaroni and pickled daikon from Fukoma at the Fresh World food court. A steal at $15. The deep fried gyoza also a mouth burning hit. 🍽️

Chicken curry katsu with macaroni salad and pickled daikon.

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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 1d

Sexual Drive (2021)

A woman eating a bowl of ramen with extra back fat.

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 1d

it’d be bad timing today, but if you haven’t seen this one you should. Remarkable, brilliant work that goes places Woody Allen never had the space for

Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · May 4