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"Don't worry. He's not a real monkey."
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The horrors persist, but so do I.
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the last GOP House Speaker to not be beleaguered and overwhelmed was the one who was molesting children
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
NO ONE DISPUTES THIS
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If you're into retro cameras, gaming, typewriters, or music, Retrospekt is doing 20% off sale. They did a great job cleaning and resurrecting my busted Polaroid 690. Would recommend. retrospekt.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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This guy remade City On Fire and just called it an “homage”!!!!
Quentin Tarantino bashes ‘The Hunger Games’ for “ripping off” ‘Battle Royale’ on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast:

“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Nov 28th 1968 - Eddie Murphy's Raw opens with Thanksgiving 1968 flashback, during which Eddie Murphy told an inappropriate joke.

📽️📅 Eddie Murphy: Raw (1987)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=11UW...
Eddie Murphy - RAW Introduction (Opening Scene) [HD]
YouTube video by DontHateOnJord
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
post something random or you'll have an awful december
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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I do not, in any way, believe this is one of the first things you learn as a child in Italy
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Dear parents, please stop your shitty children from being little shits in my building full of shit. Thank you.
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times.

Frank Zappa
Dead Can Dance
The Pogues
King Crimson
Mojo Nixon
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times.

Living Colour
Bartees Strange
GWAR
Blues Traveler
Rare Essence
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times

The Replacements
Tori Amos
Tegan and Sara
Sleater-Kinney
The Hold Steady
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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The designer of Mouse Trap, Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Lite Brite, and many other toys has passed away.

What a legacy of joy!

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
Burt Meyer, 99, Dies; Made Lite-Brite and Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
more woke bs
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The disastrous Biden Withdrawal that Trump initiated. Bigly.
www.factcheck.org/2021/08/time...
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Bojack Horseman (S06E16)
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Shouldn't they be concerned that this attracts the "wrong element" (i.e., #MDdrivers)?
alexandrialivingmagazine.com/news/free-pa...
Free Parking in Alexandria...Coming Right Up
It will easier to park in Alexandria on these two days.
alexandrialivingmagazine.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Tampopo. Fond memories of watching it with my Japanese mom who would go into a weeping laughing fit when the wife comes back from the dead to cook dinner.
What movie are you most thankful for? (not necessarily your favorite!)
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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The entire Instagram "influencer" model is basically dead. Why bother posing in a hipster coffee shop when the AI can gin up the image for free in two minutes?
this image was generated with google's latest nana banana pro tool. we have no idea how bad it is about to get.
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
“When you’ve got a medical device company buying some long-tail asset in crypto, a niche in a niche market, it is not going to end well,” said McCarthy, who projected that 95% of digital asset treasuries “will go to zero.” www.pymnts.com/cryptocurren...
a cartoon character wearing sunglasses and a black jacket
Alt: a cartoon character wearing sunglasses and a black jacket: I came here to laugh at you.
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Well, monkeys could fly outta my a-hole butt that's not where the smart money is.
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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display at the national arboretum honors company 1360 of the civilian conservation corps. this was an all black unit that camped onsite from 1934-1941 and essentially built the arboretum -- roads, bridges, manmade ponds, landscaping, and more.
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I just converted to Catholicism. Here's why I think the pope is too woke.
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM