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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · Apr 28
The horrors persist, but so do I.
Gorilla in a yellow child's chair.
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dceiver.bsky.social
the last GOP House Speaker to not be beleaguered and overwhelmed was the one who was molesting children
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
monkeyrotica.bsky.social
NO ONE DISPUTES THIS
A grey cat and a white cat on a couch. When he farts... brap! (laughter) When I fart... pfffft (grey cat passes out)
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
monkeyrotica.bsky.social
If you're into retro cameras, gaming, typewriters, or music, Retrospekt is doing 20% off sale. They did a great job cleaning and resurrecting my busted Polaroid 690. Would recommend. retrospekt.com
Polaroid 690.
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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BUCKAROO BANZAI AGAINST THE WORLD CRIME LEAGUE * NEIL CANION & W.D. RICHIER MICHAEL BODDICKER & THE CRAMPS PETER WELLER ELLEN BARKIN YUL BRYNNER JEFF GOLDBLUM MAUD ADAMS DAVID CRONENBERG GRACE JONES JOHN CANDY OMAR SHARIF
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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swin24.bsky.social
This guy remade City On Fire and just called it an “homage”!!!!
popcrave.com Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 1d
Quentin Tarantino bashes ‘The Hunger Games’ for “ripping off” ‘Battle Royale’ on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast:

“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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datesinmovies.bsky.social
Nov 28th 1968 - Eddie Murphy's Raw opens with Thanksgiving 1968 flashback, during which Eddie Murphy told an inappropriate joke.

📽️📅 Eddie Murphy: Raw (1987)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=11UW...
Eddie Murphy - RAW Introduction (Opening Scene) [HD]
YouTube video by DontHateOnJord
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November 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
monkeyrotica.bsky.social
post something random or you'll have an awful december
"Piss Jug Man" is a fictional character and the mascot for the Celina 52 Truck Stop, a real-world business known for its viral social media presence and comedic content. The character is a person in a large, yellow jug costume with an angry expression. Information about "Piss Jug Man" Origin: The character was created by the Celina 52 Truck Stop, located in Celina, Tennessee, as a humor-based marketing tool to raise awareness about proper waste disposal, specifically the issue of truckers leaving urine jugs on the roadside. Purpose: He is depicted as a "mascot" who teaches the "importance of recycling and litter clean-up". One of his presentations is humorously titled, "Urine Trouble If You Litter". Media Presence: The truck stop frequently features the character in social media posts, live videos, and meet-and-greets, often involving staged, absurd, and humorous scenarios, which have gained a large online following. Image Context: The photo shows the mascot visiting a school classroom to give an "environmental education" presentation to children. The text on the whiteboard welcomes him, and the projector slide discusses acceleration of production and recycling knowledge.
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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strongmisgiving.bsky.social
I do not, in any way, believe this is one of the first things you learn as a child in Italy
One of the first things you learn as a child in Italy is that you’re supposed to let some air into a moka pot – pressing down the coffee grounds creates the opposite effect. The coffee sometimes spills out with Hamad’s method, but when I make coffee that doesn’t happen, which shows you my technique is the right one.
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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apiln.bsky.social
Dear parents, please stop your shitty children from being little shits in my building full of shit. Thank you.
Poo museum fails to have kids banned Amber Wilson The woman behind Richmond's Pooseum - a quirky museum of animal droppings - has tried, but failed, to ban children aged under eight from darkening her doors. Karin Koch argued the Pooseum was no place for toddlers and young children, with their tendency to run around, shout, shriek, laugh loudly, spill drinks and food, and touch exhibits. *I become a child attendant in my own workplace," the sole trader complained. Ms Koch applied for a three-year exemption from Tasmania's anti-discrimination laws, but was knocked back by the Anti-Discrimination| Commissioner. Following a review of that decision, the Tasmanian Civil and Administrative Tribunal has now upheld that refusal. In her application, Ms Koch said the Pooseum was not a typical museum, and that she was required to personally engage with each visitor, answer their questions, and hold in-depth conversations on scientific topics. She said being the only person on-site, it was impossible to engage directly with visitors when toddlers and young children were present as her attention needed to shift towards ensuring the integrity of displays and the safety of the children. Ms Koch said she introduced an age restriction in July 2024, as damage to exhibits, equipment and shop items had been occurring daily, and children were treating the museum "like a playground" and running into elderly visitors. Ms Koch, who said many parents failed to adequately supervise their children on her premises, has since become the subject of an anti-discrimination complaint from a parent on behalf of themself and their child. No findings have yet been made on that matter. Tribunal senior member Robert Winter agreed to a request from Ms Koch to visit the Pooseum, but ultimately agreed the Anti-Discrimination Commissioner had made the right decision. He agreed with the commissioner that there was no evidence before them that children under the age of eight were any more troublesome or clum…
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
monkeyrotica.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times.

Frank Zappa
Dead Can Dance
The Pogues
King Crimson
Mojo Nixon
hillrat.bsky.social HillRat @hillrat.bsky.social · 21h
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times.

Living Colour
Bartees Strange
GWAR
Blues Traveler
Rare Essence
dceiver.bsky.social Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 21h
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times

The Replacements
Tori Amos
Tegan and Sara
Sleater-Kinney
The Hold Steady
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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gengelstein.bsky.social
The designer of Mouse Trap, Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Lite Brite, and many other toys has passed away.

What a legacy of joy!

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
Burt Meyer, 99, Dies; Made Lite-Brite and Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
monkeyrotica.bsky.social
more woke bs
This Thanksgiving remember the cranberry sauce, but forget the Marijuana. Terry was convinced to take a "toke" of a joint with his friend "just to relax". Immediately after, Terry killed his friend who had given him the marijuana in a murderous craze. Not so safe, is it? Marijuana. Not Even Once.
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
monkeyrotica.bsky.social
The disastrous Biden Withdrawal that Trump initiated. Bigly.
www.factcheck.org/2021/08/time...
"In the wake of the disastrous Biden Withdrawal from Afghanistan, the Biden Administration justified bringing the alleged shooter to the United States in September 2021 due to his prior work with the U.S. Government, including CIA, as a member of a partner force in Kandahar, which ended shortly following the chaotic evacuation," Ratcliffe said in a statement obtained by NewsNation, The Hill's sister network.
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
monkeyrotica.bsky.social
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
The image is a meme based on the artwork "My Life is Pointless" by Spanish artist Joan Cornellà. Summary: A person, when asked about their "spiritual journey," indicates their current state with an "okay" hand gesture. Essential Information: The small text visible through the "okay" sign reads, "I no longer give a fuck and nothing is real," conveying a nihilistic or apathetic outlook.
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
monkeyrotica.bsky.social
Bojack Horseman (S06E16)
Todd Chavez to Bojack: "You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around." You turn yourself around. That's what it's all about. Yeah, I don't know if the songwriters put that much thought into the existential significance of the lyrics.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
monkeyrotica.bsky.social
Shouldn't they be concerned that this attracts the "wrong element" (i.e., #MDdrivers)?
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Free Parking in Alexandria...Coming Right Up
It will easier to park in Alexandria on these two days.
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November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
monkeyrotica.bsky.social
Tampopo. Fond memories of watching it with my Japanese mom who would go into a weeping laughing fit when the wife comes back from the dead to cook dinner.
bwdr.bsky.social Bright Wall/Dark Room @bwdr.bsky.social · 1d
What movie are you most thankful for? (not necessarily your favorite!)
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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spignal.bsky.social
The entire Instagram "influencer" model is basically dead. Why bother posing in a hipster coffee shop when the AI can gin up the image for free in two minutes?
sky.skymarchini.net Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 1d
this image was generated with google's latest nana banana pro tool. we have no idea how bad it is about to get.
an ai-generated image of a brunette woman sitting in a bar. she has two drinks in front of her. a bartender makes another behind her. it is only visibily ai if you pixel peep. via https://x.com/immasiddx/status/1992979078220263720/photo/2
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
monkeyrotica.bsky.social
A Serious Man (2009). Asian man in suit and glasses: Please. Accept the mystery.
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
monkeyrotica.bsky.social
“When you’ve got a medical device company buying some long-tail asset in crypto, a niche in a niche market, it is not going to end well,” said McCarthy, who projected that 95% of digital asset treasuries “will go to zero.” www.pymnts.com/cryptocurren...
a cartoon character wearing sunglasses and a black jacket
Alt: a cartoon character wearing sunglasses and a black jacket: I came here to laugh at you.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
monkeyrotica.bsky.social
Well, monkeys could fly outta my a-hole butt that's not where the smart money is.
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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agoldman.bsky.social
It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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timdc.bsky.social
display at the national arboretum honors company 1360 of the civilian conservation corps. this was an all black unit that camped onsite from 1934-1941 and essentially built the arboretum -- roads, bridges, manmade ponds, landscaping, and more.
four panel, outdoor display at the national arboretum that honors company 1360 of the civilian conservation corps. fall trees in various shades of orange and red in the distance under a blue sky. a road winds from the foreground and disappears int eh mid-ground. ornate cap of a column, but at ground level, on a pedestal. in the distance, in an open park-like setting, other columns are lined up on a straight line formation. there appears to be a line of 10 columns. group of stone columns are seen from a distance in a large park. several tree trunks int eh foreground from the columns. the sky is an autumn blue with some clouds.
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
I just converted to Catholicism. Here's why I think the pope is too woke.
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM