Monax
@monax.bsky.social
nature and wildlife, human powered recreation, live music, playing records in dark places
small biz accounting and ops contractor, I’m GenX so I’ve probably worked in your field
MSP metro, MN /// he/they /// mom raised me to be a liberal
small biz accounting and ops contractor, I’m GenX so I’ve probably worked in your field
MSP metro, MN /// he/they /// mom raised me to be a liberal
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Hasn’t he been saying this for ten years, starting with his “birther” campaign in 2015?
I’ll never understand the “shocked, shocked” vibe of these folks
I’ll never understand the “shocked, shocked” vibe of these folks
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hasn’t he been saying this for ten years, starting with his “birther” campaign in 2015?
I’ll never understand the “shocked, shocked” vibe of these folks
I’ll never understand the “shocked, shocked” vibe of these folks
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Racist
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Racist
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I took this job because I believe in the values of Hell, I never expected all this pressure
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I took this job because I believe in the values of Hell, I never expected all this pressure
WaPo, this is deeply unserious - we already KNOW it was the Easter Bunny, and Santa was his getaway (sleigh) driver.
very odd that the Post would write up someone’s speciation as if it’s news. What are we doing here
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
WaPo, this is deeply unserious - we already KNOW it was the Easter Bunny, and Santa was his getaway (sleigh) driver.
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Keep the vision board simple and fun.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Keep the vision board simple and fun.
It was a typo, the real name is "Shit Piss Skin CARE" and it's Trump's new beauty care line, suitable for application to the middle regions of the face and backs of hands only.
"Let's get Shit Faced with Trump!"
"Let's get Shit Faced with Trump!"
Trump's crypto company promoted a coin called ‘Shit Piss Skin Can’ this week.
The name comes from one of the company's founders, who said you could sell “shit in a can, wrapped in piss, covered in human skin” for a billion dollars.
The name comes from one of the company's founders, who said you could sell “shit in a can, wrapped in piss, covered in human skin” for a billion dollars.
Trump-Backed Crypto Company Promotes 'Sh*t P*ss Skin Can'
gizmodo.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It was a typo, the real name is "Shit Piss Skin CARE" and it's Trump's new beauty care line, suitable for application to the middle regions of the face and backs of hands only.
"Let's get Shit Faced with Trump!"
"Let's get Shit Faced with Trump!"
Wait until next month's board meeting, when her comments will be brought to you by the letter 'N'
Forest Lake, folks.
Forest Lake, folks.
the woman using the r-word in this clip, Laura Ndirangu, is now interviewing for a position on the school board in Forest Lake, Minnesota
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Wait until next month's board meeting, when her comments will be brought to you by the letter 'N'
Forest Lake, folks.
Forest Lake, folks.
Hey Donnie, the word you're looking for is "ASSHOLE"
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Hey Donnie, the word you're looking for is "ASSHOLE"
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This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
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the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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Bring back shame.
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Bring back shame.
"I hope this email finds you insane"
"Donald Trump will vouch that my conspiracy theory is true, so who's laughing now?"
Typical of the French to screw this up
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"I hope this email finds you insane"
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Yeah I can dual wield. I'm the toughest peentsman in the west
We have a talk coming up this week on Friday 28th November about bird ringing at Oxwich Marsh. The talk will be at St Paul's Parish Centre in Sketty and will start at 19:30. Full details at the link below:
www.gowerbirds.org.uk/event/ringin...
www.gowerbirds.org.uk/event/ringin...
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Yeah I can dual wield. I'm the toughest peentsman in the west
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no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
Countdown to a leaked video of Duffy in his underwear getting dragged off a flight by marshals after fighting with the flight attendant dropping any day now?
Q: Passengers say you're putting the onus on passengers to create a more pleasant air travel experience. What are you doing immediately on your end to help?
DUFFY: In the end, it's my responsibility to behave well. I can't offload that to anybody else. How I dress? I can't blame anybody else.
DUFFY: In the end, it's my responsibility to behave well. I can't offload that to anybody else. How I dress? I can't blame anybody else.
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Countdown to a leaked video of Duffy in his underwear getting dragged off a flight by marshals after fighting with the flight attendant dropping any day now?
I stand corrected, I thought circle jerks were an urban legend
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I stand corrected, I thought circle jerks were an urban legend
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look at mah feets, I’m a T-Rex rawwwr
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
look at mah feets, I’m a T-Rex rawwwr
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All of Bluesky this morning:
a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
Alt: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
All of Bluesky this morning:
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When I’m trying to find a gender-neutral alternative to “ladies and gentlemen”
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
When I’m trying to find a gender-neutral alternative to “ladies and gentlemen”
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Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them
A picture of Habba captioned "A Fraudster"
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A New Jersey fraudster who was pardoned by President Trump in 2021 was sentenced to 37 years in prison this month for running a $44 million Ponzi scheme, one of a growing number of people granted clemency by Trump only to be charged with new crimes.
A Fraudster Pardoned by Trump Gets 37 Years for Running Ponzi Scheme
A New Jersey man convicted of defrauding investors of roughly a quarter-billion dollars is among a growing number of people granted clemency only to to be charged with new crimes.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A picture of Habba captioned "A Fraudster"
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