millennial meursault
@mllnnlmeursault.bsky.social
the secretⒶry of no state
the invincible summer
no gods; no masters (unless we discuss it first)
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the invincible summer
no gods; no masters (unless we discuss it first)
♒ 👽 🤖 🏴 ❤️🏴
Whenever I see "cyber monday" it just makes me think of cybersex for some reason.
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Whenever I see "cyber monday" it just makes me think of cybersex for some reason.
Hmm. Trump likes using the National Guard shooting as propaganda, yet he didn't put flags at half-staff...that must only be reserved for podcasters.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hmm. Trump likes using the National Guard shooting as propaganda, yet he didn't put flags at half-staff...that must only be reserved for podcasters.
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
Now we arrest people for...chalk.
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Now we arrest people for...chalk.
ACAB, but I still think it sucks that Robocop died on the job and they brought him back to force him to go to work.
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
ACAB, but I still think it sucks that Robocop died on the job and they brought him back to force him to go to work.
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fuckin rocking out
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Usually I am not a hater if people like media I think sucks.
There is one group of fans that always take it as extremely personal when I say I don't like their thing: Fallout 3 fans.
So from now on I'm just going to preemptively tell em they are dogshit.
There is one group of fans that always take it as extremely personal when I say I don't like their thing: Fallout 3 fans.
So from now on I'm just going to preemptively tell em they are dogshit.
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Usually I am not a hater if people like media I think sucks.
There is one group of fans that always take it as extremely personal when I say I don't like their thing: Fallout 3 fans.
So from now on I'm just going to preemptively tell em they are dogshit.
There is one group of fans that always take it as extremely personal when I say I don't like their thing: Fallout 3 fans.
So from now on I'm just going to preemptively tell em they are dogshit.
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Whenever people try to talk to me about "crypto" I'm like, "fuck yeah I love mothman and the Jersey Devil!"
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Whenever people try to talk to me about "crypto" I'm like, "fuck yeah I love mothman and the Jersey Devil!"
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I hate our gerontocracy so much. Schumer has got to go. This out of touch old man refuses to get a smartphone, even as people keep trying to hand him one.
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I hate our gerontocracy so much. Schumer has got to go. This out of touch old man refuses to get a smartphone, even as people keep trying to hand him one.
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Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
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You should call Chuck Schumer right now and say “I’m sorry this is happening to you sir I wish you a heads up penny”
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You should call Chuck Schumer right now and say “I’m sorry this is happening to you sir I wish you a heads up penny”
It is weird that conservatives call themselves "the silent majority" yet they never shut the fuck up.
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It is weird that conservatives call themselves "the silent majority" yet they never shut the fuck up.
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To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say
Twitter really is the worst place.
Apparently a big scandal on Twitter is that Zohran eats rice with his hands because “who eats with their hands”
Americans eat with their hands all the time and not only that they eat with their hands inside their cars and the last time I checked there are no hand washing stations inside cars??
Americans eat with their hands all the time and not only that they eat with their hands inside their cars and the last time I checked there are no hand washing stations inside cars??
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Twitter really is the worst place.
Mark Zuckerberg is terrible as far as heads of social media platform go.
Elon Musk is a bit worse.
And yet somehow TikTok had them hold their beer and will likely have Barron Trump in charge.
Elon Musk is a bit worse.
And yet somehow TikTok had them hold their beer and will likely have Barron Trump in charge.
October 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Mark Zuckerberg is terrible as far as heads of social media platform go.
Elon Musk is a bit worse.
And yet somehow TikTok had them hold their beer and will likely have Barron Trump in charge.
Elon Musk is a bit worse.
And yet somehow TikTok had them hold their beer and will likely have Barron Trump in charge.
Wow Ranger, you go back in time to help free one enslaved family? You could have brought an AK-47 to John Brown at least.
October 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Wow Ranger, you go back in time to help free one enslaved family? You could have brought an AK-47 to John Brown at least.
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there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
October 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
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The absolute genius of Pee Wee’s Playhouse to have us “scream real loud” at the word of the day on Saturday mornings while our parents were trying to sleep in, has yet to find comparable fuckery.
October 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The absolute genius of Pee Wee’s Playhouse to have us “scream real loud” at the word of the day on Saturday mornings while our parents were trying to sleep in, has yet to find comparable fuckery.
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Gavin Newsom would take a puppy from an orphan, rip the puppy apart with his bare hands and eat it while the orphan screamed if he thought it would win him one vote in Wisconsin.
October 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Gavin Newsom would take a puppy from an orphan, rip the puppy apart with his bare hands and eat it while the orphan screamed if he thought it would win him one vote in Wisconsin.