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Singing with the dawn chorus. he/him
caring about the hall of fame is so funny. the one tedious old-fashioned thing about baseball that the haters are right about. i respect the guys who argue about the super smash bros roster more
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?

Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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It’s never been more over. I like my Eagles folks and take no pleasure in reporting this.
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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i think bryce harper put his blood in a soda stream
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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tis the season
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If you tell a French person “yeah, American cheese is less of a cheese and more of a béchamel” they’ll start a failed logic loop
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this guy is saying that prior to this, he was making a funny sound that had the whole train car laughing. maybe the least likely thing I've ever heard. "when the aliens abducted me, elvis and big foot we're playing 1-on-1 basketball on the mothership court" is 5 percent more believable
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Ok Wikipedia’s version of wrapped is actually good
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Robbed of the FIFA peace prize
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I know FIFA has the moral standing of the East India Company but I'm going to say this is a little much
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Excited about the World Cup? We invited a bunch of guys from much worse sports to hype it up!
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Glimpse of humanity from trump in that he saw a Kei truck and said “neat!”
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
No thank you
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
any of the Tim Duncan headlines, but especially "Tim Duncan Announces Shoe Deal With Florsheim"
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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This is what googling something is like now
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
Today in Schism:

Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Mad Men 4K
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
cities971.iheart.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
lol I didn’t even realize mcgreevey was running for office. What was the pitch? “People are ok with the gay thing now, and the corruption was comparatively quaint”
RESULT: James Solomon will be the next mayor of Jersey City.

Solomon, running on a more progressive lane with WFP support, has easily defeated the establishment candidate Jim McGreevey, the former governor who resigned in scandal two decades ago.
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM