Mister Dingers
@misterdingers.bsky.social
Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Updated avatar from one of my Twitter followers. He/him.
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The Angels are trying to make the 2026 baseball season into a Meatballs sequel
December 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The Angels are trying to make the 2026 baseball season into a Meatballs sequel
At least Mick Foley is leaving WWE. Nice to see someone with some intestinal fortitude.
December 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
At least Mick Foley is leaving WWE. Nice to see someone with some intestinal fortitude.
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Money has been trying to turn the internet into television for 30 years now, and it looks successful now.
December 16, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Money has been trying to turn the internet into television for 30 years now, and it looks successful now.
Story of my life- Social Distortion
Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Story of my life- Social Distortion
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Reminder that if you, say, have laryngitis (I am stuck in mime-land this week), you can use FaxZero.com to fax your senators to tell them they’re gormless pieces of shit (Will it change their minds? No. Will it annoy them? Yes and idgaf spite is an okay motivator right now)
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Send a fax to anywhere in the U.S. or Canada for free.
FaxZero.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Reminder that if you, say, have laryngitis (I am stuck in mime-land this week), you can use FaxZero.com to fax your senators to tell them they’re gormless pieces of shit (Will it change their minds? No. Will it annoy them? Yes and idgaf spite is an okay motivator right now)
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Americans waiting for an excuse to party vs Mexicans that started feasting and drinking last Friday www.remitly.com/blog/lifesty...
December 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Americans waiting for an excuse to party vs Mexicans that started feasting and drinking last Friday www.remitly.com/blog/lifesty...
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every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
I'm so tired.
December 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I'm so tired.
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My hanukkiah this year is just nine middle fingers
December 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My hanukkiah this year is just nine middle fingers
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
It is our responsibility to clean up our own mess.
A nuclear-armed U.S. under full totalitarian control is an existential threat to billions of people. To life on this planet.
It's up to us, U.S. citizens living here in the imperial core, to stop it. Nobody is coming to save us. Not the U.N., not the ICJ. It's us or it's nobody.
It's up to us, U.S. citizens living here in the imperial core, to stop it. Nobody is coming to save us. Not the U.N., not the ICJ. It's us or it's nobody.
December 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It is our responsibility to clean up our own mess.
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Likewise, the "Compact for Academic Excellence" and the attacks on the Ivy League aren't about reform.
Nuance and critical theory are enemies to a movement built on myth. Since they can't force Harvard to teach their alternate reality, they will tax, sue, and harass it until it ceases to function.
Nuance and critical theory are enemies to a movement built on myth. Since they can't force Harvard to teach their alternate reality, they will tax, sue, and harass it until it ceases to function.
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Likewise, the "Compact for Academic Excellence" and the attacks on the Ivy League aren't about reform.
Nuance and critical theory are enemies to a movement built on myth. Since they can't force Harvard to teach their alternate reality, they will tax, sue, and harass it until it ceases to function.
Nuance and critical theory are enemies to a movement built on myth. Since they can't force Harvard to teach their alternate reality, they will tax, sue, and harass it until it ceases to function.
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Don't mistake incompetence for accident. The degradation of your social media feed, the collapse of your news, the defunding of your school—it is all functional.
They are happy to rule over the ashes, as long as they are the ones holding the match.
They are happy to rule over the ashes, as long as they are the ones holding the match.
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Don't mistake incompetence for accident. The degradation of your social media feed, the collapse of your news, the defunding of your school—it is all functional.
They are happy to rule over the ashes, as long as they are the ones holding the match.
They are happy to rule over the ashes, as long as they are the ones holding the match.
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History tells us where this "co-opt or destroy" scheme leads. In 1945, when it became clear he could not own the future of Germany, Hitler issued the "Nero Decree."
He ordered the destruction of his own country's infrastructure. If the nation wouldn't serve him, it didn't deserve to survive him.
He ordered the destruction of his own country's infrastructure. If the nation wouldn't serve him, it didn't deserve to survive him.
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
History tells us where this "co-opt or destroy" scheme leads. In 1945, when it became clear he could not own the future of Germany, Hitler issued the "Nero Decree."
He ordered the destruction of his own country's infrastructure. If the nation wouldn't serve him, it didn't deserve to survive him.
He ordered the destruction of his own country's infrastructure. If the nation wouldn't serve him, it didn't deserve to survive him.
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There’s a specific mechanism in authoritarian movements that we’re seeing play out in real-time across American media and tech. It’s a simple rule: "If we cannot co-opt it, we must destroy it."
It is the logic of "scorched earth." It's the logic of the Nero Decree and it's happening right now. 🧵
It is the logic of "scorched earth." It's the logic of the Nero Decree and it's happening right now. 🧵
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
There’s a specific mechanism in authoritarian movements that we’re seeing play out in real-time across American media and tech. It’s a simple rule: "If we cannot co-opt it, we must destroy it."
It is the logic of "scorched earth." It's the logic of the Nero Decree and it's happening right now. 🧵
It is the logic of "scorched earth." It's the logic of the Nero Decree and it's happening right now. 🧵
The Nba cup is filler programming between the World Series and the Super Bowl.
December 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The Nba cup is filler programming between the World Series and the Super Bowl.
Not the Thunder's fault all those Clippers picks for Paul George didn’t result in a dynasty.
Everyone keeps talking about the Thunder being unbeatable and I feel like I’m crazy because we haven’t even seen them win on the league’s biggest stage a single time.
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Not the Thunder's fault all those Clippers picks for Paul George didn’t result in a dynasty.
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If you don't put CalCare and arresting ICE agents to the front of your campaign platform for governor then you can kick rocks
December 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If you don't put CalCare and arresting ICE agents to the front of your campaign platform for governor then you can kick rocks
Live look at Steph Curry warming up. Unguardable.
December 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Live look at Steph Curry warming up. Unguardable.
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
Loaded up Street Fighter 2 the Animated movie for nostalgia and it still rips. I'd sooner rematch Van Damme as Guile before I watch Cody Rhodes.
Somehow I'm going to live long enough to watch two absolutely trash Street Fighter movies.
December 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Loaded up Street Fighter 2 the Animated movie for nostalgia and it still rips. I'd sooner rematch Van Damme as Guile before I watch Cody Rhodes.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Chavarria, a U.S. citizen, was held at the airport "for more than four hours and released only after he finally agreed to let the agents search his smartphone, tablet, and laptop computer. The agents...informed him that he had no Fourth Amendment right to resist." @pacificlegal.bsky.social is suing.
CBP agents held this U.S. citizen for hours until he agreed to let them search his electronic devices
A federal lawsuit argues that perusing travelers' personal data without a warrant or probable cause violates the Fourth Amendment.
reason.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Chavarria, a U.S. citizen, was held at the airport "for more than four hours and released only after he finally agreed to let the agents search his smartphone, tablet, and laptop computer. The agents...informed him that he had no Fourth Amendment right to resist." @pacificlegal.bsky.social is suing.
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Fascist police states are like that.
WOW. @haleaziz.bsky.social with a new scoop: ICE now gets a running list of every person who is going to be taking a domestic flight inside the United States from the TSA and runs it through their database looking for targets. This explains the Babson College student's arrest.
Immigration Agents Are Using Air Passenger Data for Deportation Effort
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Fascist police states are like that.