@misterbluenight.bsky.social
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When my grandma was still here she would cut up all the pies she had for Thanksgiving and would insist we had pie the night before because there would be no room for it the next day. It’s a fantastic tradition and I proudly carry it on.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When my grandma was still here she would cut up all the pies she had for Thanksgiving and would insist we had pie the night before because there would be no room for it the next day. It’s a fantastic tradition and I proudly carry it on.
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They should be paying people to become nurses, not the other way around.
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
They should be paying people to become nurses, not the other way around.
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If you’re not riding his morning wood with your tiddies in his face, what are you doing?
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If you’re not riding his morning wood with your tiddies in his face, what are you doing?
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My painting WISCONSIN FARM
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My painting WISCONSIN FARM
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I can go get tiddies the size of beach balls put in but I can’t get a doctor to take my kids tonsils out. Make it make sense.
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I can go get tiddies the size of beach balls put in but I can’t get a doctor to take my kids tonsils out. Make it make sense.
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Only 3ish people should ever take me seriously, and even then, I like to keep them guessing
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Only 3ish people should ever take me seriously, and even then, I like to keep them guessing
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"Without downloading new pics, what's it like to date you?"
Not gonna lie...I really like heating things up in the kitchen. 🔥
Not gonna lie...I really like heating things up in the kitchen. 🔥
October 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Without downloading new pics, what's it like to date you?"
Not gonna lie...I really like heating things up in the kitchen. 🔥
Not gonna lie...I really like heating things up in the kitchen. 🔥
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deep blue shadow
unbuttoning the wind
desire, a soft warm sound
unbuttoning the wind
desire, a soft warm sound
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
deep blue shadow
unbuttoning the wind
desire, a soft warm sound
unbuttoning the wind
desire, a soft warm sound
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I love you, but like.. Bluesky love you, love you
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I love you, but like.. Bluesky love you, love you
The wrong things she does for him makes him feel all right.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The wrong things she does for him makes him feel all right.
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I feel like a lot more people need to learn the difference between being nice and flirting. If I'm nice to you it's because I'm nice. If I'm flirting, I'm probably humping your leg
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I feel like a lot more people need to learn the difference between being nice and flirting. If I'm nice to you it's because I'm nice. If I'm flirting, I'm probably humping your leg
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I’ve been seeing so many disparaging remarks about my beloved green bean casserole; meanwhile, people are really out here eating cranberry sauce
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’ve been seeing so many disparaging remarks about my beloved green bean casserole; meanwhile, people are really out here eating cranberry sauce
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Onlyfans but I only post once every 6 months.
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Onlyfans but I only post once every 6 months.
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Light September Flow
Gooseberry Falls
Minnesota
Gooseberry Falls
Minnesota
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Light September Flow
Gooseberry Falls
Minnesota
Gooseberry Falls
Minnesota
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Narrowly avoided an electrician’s awkward early arrival. I would’ve been shocked if he came prematurely
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Narrowly avoided an electrician’s awkward early arrival. I would’ve been shocked if he came prematurely
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Banged my tooth against the rim of my coffee mug while trying to lick the whipped cream like a cat
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Banged my tooth against the rim of my coffee mug while trying to lick the whipped cream like a cat
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Why’d they call it a booty call and not Call of Booty?
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Why’d they call it a booty call and not Call of Booty?
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Banff, Alberta,Banff National Park, Canada
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Banff, Alberta,Banff National Park, Canada
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Any fans of ultramarine blue out there?
Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting
Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Any fans of ultramarine blue out there?
Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting
Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting
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Having your tiddies sucked on first thing in the morning will make your day better.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Having your tiddies sucked on first thing in the morning will make your day better.
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I need a vacation full of sex.
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I need a vacation full of sex.
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I just read “prosecutor” as “prosciutto” and now I desperately require charcuterie
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I just read “prosecutor” as “prosciutto” and now I desperately require charcuterie
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Sharing this picture of a Trader Joe’s parking lot sunset to remind myself I too am a beautiful complicated snack
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Sharing this picture of a Trader Joe’s parking lot sunset to remind myself I too am a beautiful complicated snack
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The limited edition sugar cookie ice cream by tillamook is fuckable.
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The limited edition sugar cookie ice cream by tillamook is fuckable.