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Kneeling Woman

@kneelingwoman.bsky.social

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Veni, vidi, factus sum Veneficus. Going morally gray while I fondle food, finger words, and fixate on the illusions. ~🔞, often NSFW~

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · Jun 11

Be my consistency.

It beats intensity every time, and if you know me, you know I love a good beating. 😈

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Lee Zimmerman @zim2918.bsky.social · 1d

Moonlight

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · 2d

As you wish.

This got me kicked out of the jack-o-lantern contest:

Photo shows the bottom end of a large pumpkin wearing black lace panties with the image of hands holding the "buttocks" of said pumpkin. One hand has snagged the crotch of the panties to reveal the suggested butthole of the pumpkin pumpkin.

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · 2d

It's stress relief.

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 7d

it makes sense you’d have to be nude for the invisibility potion to work, but it also feels like a trap

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · 4d

Like a pressure cooker. One must be careful when releasing the valve.

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · 4d

This dish is hot.

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · 4d

Bring oven mitts.

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · 4d

🙋‍♀️

Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · 4d

"Without downloading new pics, what's it like to date you?"

Not gonna lie...I really like heating things up in the kitchen. 🔥

Black and white picture of a nude brunette female smiling and wearing an apron and high heels while she places a pan of food into an open oven.

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · 10d

Mine just cost me a lot of expensive things; primarily attorney's fees.

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Los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26d

We wouldn’t be here if you had just kept writing in cursive

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · Sep 13

Make a band singular

The Thompson Singleton

DreadwoodGirl @redwoodgirl.bsky.social · Sep 13

Make a band singular.

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aethylred.bsky.social @aethylred.bsky.social · Sep 13

Make a band singular

One Inch Nail

Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · Sep 13

I can forget I'm wearing it, if that tells you anything. I've got the heavier weight variants in my cart, waiting for me to get settled in my next home.

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · Sep 13

That makes one of us.

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · Sep 13

by Me 😈

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · Sep 13

Appears to be Amanita pantherina var. "Panther Cap" or more likely, "Rocky Mountain White Panther." ☠️

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · Sep 12

😘😘

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · Sep 12

In the gym and on the proper side of history.

Photo shows the torso of a woman wearing a t-shirt that with the text:
Read books.
Lift weights.
Fight fascists.

Described as "In the gym and on the proper side of history. "

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · Sep 12

You would know if you had.

Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · Sep 12

This will not be ingested. Especially not before a long road trip.

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · Sep 12

A rather large specimen!

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · Sep 12

Found on a trail near Cottonwood trees, northern Colorado. ID? #mushroom #mycology

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · Aug 30

I think I saw that on the first episode of the new season of South Park.

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Joe Segal @joesegal.bsky.social · Aug 26

We need a new definition of productivity.
Old: Making our bosses richer for less cost to them.
New: Creating mutually enriching lives of meaning that we design, create, and choose for ourselves.

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · Aug 24

Terrible twos?
Fuck off fifties™️

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