Mr. Austin
@misteraustin.bsky.social
everyone needs like two or three vices. ones not enough. six is probably too many
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
everyone needs like two or three vices. ones not enough. six is probably too many
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yeah I delete posts. It’s called being ashamed
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
yeah I delete posts. It’s called being ashamed
one time I hired a guy to fix my fridge. cost me like $90 for him to tell me it couldn’t be fixed. since then I’ve fixed all my appliances myself cause fuck that
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
one time I hired a guy to fix my fridge. cost me like $90 for him to tell me it couldn’t be fixed. since then I’ve fixed all my appliances myself cause fuck that
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Anyone else up boinging mystically? 😏
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Anyone else up boinging mystically? 😏
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Chopped and Scrooged
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Chopped and Scrooged
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Everyone was kung fu fighting, but I was doing my own thing.
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Everyone was kung fu fighting, but I was doing my own thing.
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three device lunch
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
three device lunch
pouring one out for the past generations that never got to hear Prince's "Erotic City"
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
pouring one out for the past generations that never got to hear Prince's "Erotic City"
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I wonder how much the depiction of buses as packed in US commercials affects people's willingness to take transit. When people find out I take the bus to work I mostly hear really bizarre stereotypes and comments that make it clear someone has been on a bus maybe a handful of times in their life
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I wonder how much the depiction of buses as packed in US commercials affects people's willingness to take transit. When people find out I take the bus to work I mostly hear really bizarre stereotypes and comments that make it clear someone has been on a bus maybe a handful of times in their life
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this is the only Year in Review that matters
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
this is the only Year in Review that matters
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I’m just gonna say it … Sorcerer was better than The Santa Clause
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’m just gonna say it … Sorcerer was better than The Santa Clause
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Never too late for a Christmas Classic
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Never too late for a Christmas Classic
I got my popcorn. a candy cane. and a big bottle of tap water
yup. it’s Sorcerer time
yup. it’s Sorcerer time
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I got my popcorn. a candy cane. and a big bottle of tap water
yup. it’s Sorcerer time
yup. it’s Sorcerer time
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Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff was one of my top songs and for some reason they made this weird cutesy pastiche, but it didn't feel right so I fixed it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff was one of my top songs and for some reason they made this weird cutesy pastiche, but it didn't feel right so I fixed it.
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welcome to the "books" section of our library
September 3, 2024 at 8:56 PM
welcome to the "books" section of our library
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My priest just sent me a Confessional Wrapped??
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My priest just sent me a Confessional Wrapped??
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