Puzzlebombs
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You aint gonna like my review, but you’ll immediately add the movie to your watchlist. Okay. I see how it is. Thats fine. I’m going to kill you.
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pop in Observe and Report and act like its Paul Blart
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a PTA Event Horizon sequel might fuckin rip
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lol my bad i was hoping you would never text me again for the rest of your or my life
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i mean who else would know better than them?
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my buddies over here have kids that adore it. they’re pre-teens though. maybe that plays a part.
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i aint buying that ugly box set so you might as well release the standards
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everyone’s pretending to love amazing music and incredible movie posters all of a sudden
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they should do a documentary of chive guys and treat them like theyre freaks like they do in the ones about juggalos
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Pretzilla is the brand used for this. I think all their products are vegan!
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Drew Struzan once expertly rendered the inimitable swagger of James Adam Belushi. For this we are eternally grateful.
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the printing press really fucked everything up if you think about it. books should be written by hand and take months to complete.
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an album that’s as good as its cover art is bad
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white guy who pronounces axolotl the Aztec way
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kids are going to grow up loving AI and the millennial hate for it is going to sound like how our parents sounded when talking about rap
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fried chicken BLT on a pretzel bun with deli mustard on the side
#veganfood
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oooo the Reanimal demo is out
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i get compared to dennis reynolds and george costanza more often than id like
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oh god whats going to happen to people when AI looks so real they wont be able to distinguish it from reality? the horror. imagine generations of people being radicalized by media built upon misinformation and lies. what on earth will we do?????
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Oh fuck off and eat at Magic Johnson’s TGI Friday’s
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*reads room*

Um, I met Jared Leto years ago and he was so cool and nice to me that it legitimately ruined my expectations of how celebrities interact with normal people.
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everything about you sucks if you dont like speed racer
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i am no fun. once they start being goofy with the kills I start tuning out