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@l33thr.bsky.social

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Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 13h

To thine own self be true.

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Patrick King @patrickkingart.com · 14h

Tis the season

1987 pumpkin saying "not long!"

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 13h

As a sweaty guy it was nice to see myself represented.

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 14h

She has a red computer because communism.

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 15h

Guess it's pistols at dawn then.

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 15h

We are going to build a wall in the Cyber, and twitter is gonna pay for it.

Twitter is not sending it's best folks. Some very bad hombres coming over. Sad state for our once great website. We're gonna build the wall. We're gonna make Bluesky great again.

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 15h

Milla Jovovich keeps trying to have sex and he's like UH OH!

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 15h

If You See This Post A Robot

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 15h

Jimmy could play Big Nick but Gerry Buts couldn't George Bailey.

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 15h

Just flexed the uncle muscles for the first time in a while and I'm still crushing the game. Kid loves me, kept her laughing the whole time, and after dinner i carried her over to look at the kitties in the window of the cat cafe.

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 18h

Today there was a line of a 100 or so cars going down main street with the caution lights on and honking horns. I thought It had finally happened but it was just a funeral procession.

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 18h

I always go to the websites on old posters or trailers on old DVDs. It's always a chinese gambling website.

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 18h

No. You are Tar Man.

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 1d

I watched this for the first time last week. A weird one.

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 1d

When you have a big breakthrough at group.

a group of people standing in a circle on top of a rocky surface

Alt: From one of the later episodes of Evangelion. Everyone is standing around in the water surrounding and facing Shinji and clapping.

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Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 1d

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Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 1d

There are so many Teslas here and I don't know if I just never noticed them before or they suddenly appeared. There is a cybertruck that rolls around downtown covered with crypto ads.

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 1d

I like to be a chill guy with good vibes but I think often I am a stressed guy with bad vibes.

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 1d

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 2d

Books were invented by The Devil to put demons directly into your eyes (which is where the soul lives)

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 3d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 2d

AI rendering of what I would look like without a beard.

The Cyclops from The Cyclops (1957). His one eye is covered up and he's got like a Jason Vorhees exposed mouth thing going. Real uggo.

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 2d

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 2d

Stallion.

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 2d

A favorite.

Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 2d

I've been watching some Boris Karloff stuff where he talks and I think Bela Lugosi might have been correct in his assessment.