Uncle Cookie
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New profile pic but it's still the same writing team behind these posts. We are so excited to bring you a new era in the Uncle Cookie IP, in collaboration with our good friends at Disney, Monsanto, & Acme Co.
Everyone was kung fu fighting, but I was doing my own thing.
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Everyone was kung fu fighting, but I was doing my own thing.
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This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
This is such a powerful image
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Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff was one of my top songs and for some reason they made this weird cutesy pastiche, but it didn't feel right so I fixed it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff was one of my top songs and for some reason they made this weird cutesy pastiche, but it didn't feel right so I fixed it.
I think most of the things listed in Alanis Morissette's song Irony are in fact ironic. I think if you take pleasure in harping on them not being ironic you are a pedant with no poetry in your soul.
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I think most of the things listed in Alanis Morissette's song Irony are in fact ironic. I think if you take pleasure in harping on them not being ironic you are a pedant with no poetry in your soul.
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Holy cow, the Masked Magician was James Cameron all along!!!
December 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Holy cow, the Masked Magician was James Cameron all along!!!
Might fuck around and become a mountain man.
December 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Might fuck around and become a mountain man.
Yearly reminder that if you watch The Muppet Christmas Carol on Disney+ make sure you are watching the full version with the cut song put back in.
Going to try very hard to be normal about Muppet Christmas Carol this year.
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Yearly reminder that if you watch The Muppet Christmas Carol on Disney+ make sure you are watching the full version with the cut song put back in.
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There is some weird Star Trek TMP V'Ger thing going on with Naked Gun going from Leslie Nielsen to Liam Neeson.
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
There is some weird Star Trek TMP V'Ger thing going on with Naked Gun going from Leslie Nielsen to Liam Neeson.
Sometimes you'll know someone for years and then one day you find out they don't have faith of the heart. It's messed up.
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Sometimes you'll know someone for years and then one day you find out they don't have faith of the heart. It's messed up.
Was glasses shopping and I'm not sure where I picked this up but when I see frames with the bar at the top I think they are serial killer glasses. I call that little bar the "serial killer bar".
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Was glasses shopping and I'm not sure where I picked this up but when I see frames with the bar at the top I think they are serial killer glasses. I call that little bar the "serial killer bar".
The Pagemaster Has Spoken
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The Pagemaster Has Spoken
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tell me more Christmas cartoons to watch please
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
tell me more Christmas cartoons to watch please
Would getting "Cookie" engraved on the side of my glasses be cool or super cool?
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Would getting "Cookie" engraved on the side of my glasses be cool or super cool?
Last Four Friday!
There is a theme if you squint and have a few drinks.
There is a theme if you squint and have a few drinks.
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Last Four Friday!
There is a theme if you squint and have a few drinks.
There is a theme if you squint and have a few drinks.
Put some leftovers in an envelope and send them to me.
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Put some leftovers in an envelope and send them to me.
I noticed something weird. I kept seeing a Goku balloon with blue hair, and one with black hair. This year's Goku has black hair, but previous years he had blue hair. Even some of the thumbnails for stories about this year show a blue haired thumbnail and footage of a black haired Goku. How bizarre.
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I noticed something weird. I kept seeing a Goku balloon with blue hair, and one with black hair. This year's Goku has black hair, but previous years he had blue hair. Even some of the thumbnails for stories about this year show a blue haired thumbnail and footage of a black haired Goku. How bizarre.
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The wrestler Bret Hart with his drawing of the wrestler Shawn Michaels 🤼
March 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The wrestler Bret Hart with his drawing of the wrestler Shawn Michaels 🤼
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Put up the tree while watching Rocky.
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Put up the tree while watching Rocky.
Roughly 2000 people are walking by my house.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Roughly 2000 people are walking by my house.