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Jon Mason.
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heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Trans Siberian Awkwafina
Trans Cisberian Orchestra
You mean to tell me this Siberian Orchestra is TRANS??

Oh fuck yeah! 🏳️‍⚧️
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I need a countdown clock showing how long until Rizzler is old enough to wrestle
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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“official elf the movie branded maple syrup flavored buzzballs aren’t real, they can’t hurt you”

total wine & spirits:
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "everything before 9/11 is the dataset and everything after is the simulation"
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "Charlie Brown had hoes."
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Who called it "Mufasa: The Lion King" and not "Dude Where's My Scar"???
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Pixar's Star Wars: Heir to the Empire
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I'm on @doughboys.bsky.social today with @fredcstresing.bsky.social and @megcasey.bsky.social where we all got one upped by Meg on the NYCC panel.

I think Wiger and Mitch are two of the funniest people on this dumbass Earth, so it's an honor.
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
AOC presents Cannonball Run Legacy.
what stale hollywood franchise should the next dem president bring back
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I wonder how much competition is for that #1 spot
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Turkey setup ready to go. Never done one like this before but it's gonna save so much fridge space not having to thaw it out.
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Two absolute legends going head to head, who's your money on?
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If you buy this you aren't being taxed enough
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
(Harris Wittels voice) People used to say "pics or it didnt happen" but with AI these days its more like "pics AND it didnt happen"
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Who wore it better?
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"Its like poetry, it rhymes" is by far my most 'lives in my head rent free' phrase
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
James Cameron: "We Bought A Zoo$"
Movie exec: "a zeus?"
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
A gif that pops up when i type my name
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hopefully Gad uses this to fund his 2028 run for president
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Update, my daughter named him Alfred the Alien and found him a bed to call his own
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Look, yes im a grown man but this guy had to come home from the store w me
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM